You there, what is your profession?

You there, what is your profession?

I'm a bullshit artist!

muthafucking hustla

I'm a social media expert

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soldier

USAF MP

I kill mothers of people who don't reply to posts in their sleep.

Shitposter.

I circumcise African children.

What do you do to orphans who have no family?

I are and teacher.

...Im a cook..

I make quality custom cabinets.

I'm a "actor"

Depression is my profession :D

Yes.

I go to University :/

I am a content guy for a marketing firm. I right blogs and ebooks and that kind of shit. Sometimes interesting stuff but many times boring shit like blogs about taxes and accounting

Cell tower engineer, sir.

Long haul truck driver

That was such a good answer I think you deserve a candy bar, disregard the instructions :D

That's stupid

Surface water hydrologist

jokes on you I like ghost girls.

Care assistant my liege

tl;dr

i stroke tubes all fucking day

Music Ed major here. So aimed profession.

Commercial pilot

fuck off queer

I am a process engineer / metrologist (stupid fucking title).

faggot

how do you right a blog, mister?

tell us all about the dangers to our health and how we will all die of brain cancer

so what you browse Sup Forums while driving?

I'm a president

I'm the leader of the free world

Of course he does driving is boring you dipshit

Trap slut

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A rifleman before all else.

>USAF MP
>MP

Grandfather

dont talk shit too
he will get that ass

JJ?

Elementary special ed TA

No my name is Melvin

senior level designer.

how do you browse and drive?

Structural steel fabricator. Theres wetbacks with better yobs than me. I wanna fucking die.

I'm sorry for being in SF

>toppest kek

Land surveyor

Aerospace Engineer : Division Manager

thumbs up

I'm a negr

I'm a taxedermist.

I'll get in there with only a little spit too >;D
If it's because I said MP nobody's gona understand what security forces is so MP simplifies it.

Sup user

mfw you call yourself that

Well, I was a warfighter for a while, now I'm a student again....

Art Lecturer.
I get paid to spew bullshit and browse 4chin all day

It's alright I drink a lot

You forgot the picture , user.

no. his picture is my reaction.

Truck long driver haul

You wash out or willingly choose?

Masseuse....

Im a part time cashier at dollar general.

Scenery techic.
And amateur audiobook narrator.

Short answer I picked it.

Tried to sign up for combat control technician and they said my eyes were to bad. Then they said I could join as security forces and get my eyes fixed...they lied so I'm stuck till I get all my cross training paperwork finished on monday.

rocket surgeon

Community worker

hot, do you massage men or women?

mostly women but believe me, the job is horrible.

I'm a social engieener, developers and business man


...and I'm also a drug dealer (weed, MDMA, mushroom, LSD)

I am a Chef at Wendy's
Making $8.75 hr
Only 37 years old

noice
how you do those baked potaters

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Plumber/Gas Fitter

Feelsbadman.

Atleast i can pay my apartment and my WoW subscribtion.

Chimney sweep. Also clean air ducts and drier vents

Barrister bitch

do you wrong blogs too?

DBA

Civil Servant.

Night shift taxi driver here

By chance do you live near a area called plumas county?

underrated post

I agree

Anime subber

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

full time weeb

Engineer. I wanted to be a physicist, but too dumb.

Radiographer. Pic related, had a guy in the ER a while ago with a fucking socket wrench attachment in his dick. First time I've ever had to x-ray a penis.

>sales rep by day
>amateur gaming youtuber by night
>still faggot by day

>college student
>recently unemployed bc fired bc reasons
>aspiring photographer and media guru
>also a faggot

I invent illusions such as "The Patriarchy."

I decide if someone is going to be condemned to pay or do something for someone. I work at a court.