Riskiest place you've ever masturbated

Riskiest place you've ever masturbated

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7th grade science class.

in myroom at night that i shared with my sister while she was sleeping

Used to work security for the Detroit Pistons basketball team outside of their training facility. A couple times i fapped in the truck while posted out in the parking lot in the security truck.

In detention, under the desk while the teacher was in the same room. Public bus.

I've never masturbated.

At work.

your mums closet

2 feet from my buddy sleeping, i was on the computer, him on the couch passed out. He had no idea. Outside neighbors window watching them fuck.

in a folding chair at the beach with my cousin playing in the sand like 5 feet away

Came in class once in 6th grade.

At work, at a funeral, in church, and in jail (Suicide wing)

Inside a top secret facility
(SCIF)

never jerked myself off in any risky place, but my girlfriend jerked me off in the middle of my film lecture and i came all over the floor. This was around 3 weeks ago.

there were around 200 people in the auditorium, but it was dark so that helped

At work, 6 feet behind my female coworker in a tank top and yoga pants.

Junior year spanish class.
Teacher was hot. Probably noticed me and refused to acknowledge it. Classmate caught me once, never did it again. Thankfully he has never mentioned it or brought it up, because I still know him.

In my girlfriends vagina

outside
>Pic Related

In the parking lot where I work.

In 6th grade, used the corner of a book to do the job

in the back seat of a packed car, my aunt was in the middle seat next to me and her boob was touching my arm, it was dark as fuck and i was super stealthy. didnt cum though

Driving while completely naked.

alright

while reading a book, at a public pool under my towel

in a ceiling at a client's home, coworker was taking ages to pass a cable through the roof, jizzed on insulation

11th or 12th grade English. Staring into the eyes of a slut across the table. My buddy next to me asked if I was really doing it later and I said no. He didn't believe me lol

In a church during a break between services

At work, in the milk cooler. Like, I could see people getting milk and what not.

...on a mountain jerkin off

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>plot twist
she wasnt sleeping

Disney's Hollywood Studios parking lot

What the fuck?

Fucking electricians

abandoned minefield

On a sofa right behind a female friend (girlfriend sounds wrong here aka. not risky) which was playing crash bandicoot racing on her pc when we were like 14 or some shit.

At work, in the school halls during classes when going "to the toilet". Honestly, too many to count. I kind of made it a hobby to fap at the weirdest places.

Front yard

The N Train in New York.

i got grade 9 geometry class, girl sitting next to me definitely saw my dick
once on a gondola at a ski resort, glass walls, so the family with a 9/10 girl my age and her little sister got a good look while her father had his back turned. came on the floor and walked tf out of there

in a church bathroom stall

Work in a smoking shop I jerked off behind the counter to one of my coworkers.

Public in Disney world

Gross, fucking dog dick.

Gets my heart racing to get off somewhere new or different.

Was the insulation fibergalss?

I hope it was fibergalss.

I've ceiling fapped before.

was on a job site alone, got bored so I fapped.

At work in the bathroom stall
posted my phone on some boxes that were in the stall with me
used work wifi connection to browse Sup Forums and download porn

fapped about 3 times when i didnt want to work for 15mins +

Where at? Ours have cameras everywhere...

I would say in the bathroom at work.

Without having an orgasm I would stay in my car on my street at night and video chat with my girlfriend because I didn't have a room then.

so? cameras are usually only fr when something happens and are 9/10 unmonitored

I was just veiny

i fucked a girl on the L train once, lol

At work, into a female co-worker's coffee cup (which I noticed she never washes)

Midday in the back of a truck with a camper shell in Mexico during my grandma's funeral; I was 13. They started a rosary which can last for hours and my mom said I could go lay down. I did, but I couldn't stop thinking about all of the cousins I had just met. They weren't super hot or anything, but again, I was 13.

Fuck that other fag, I would kill for a dick that long/thick/veiny.

BUUUUT

>meet girlfriend in austria
>we travel to spain with her famiyl for vacation
>we are at a city that's having a fiesta
>we walk 5 minutes from it but there are still a lot of people walking around
>we get to an area where it's like a 2nd story park that looks down on the homes
>I put my dick through the fence and my girlfriend jacks me off
>at the same time people walk by us but no one seems to notice or don't care
>I cum through the gate and it falls

it was the riskiest thing i've done with her even though we fucked in public places like next to the lake in Linz

Thenks men!

Night shift down at Texas

>7th grade during class
>couple of time while driving
>in my friend's little sister's room

Church parking lot during service

She also had lotion in her desk that I would sometimes steal and jack off into, then mix into the lotion. One time she was in a meeting and I hadn't jerked it in a few days and I came too hard and missed the opening and it went onto her keyboard, I left it there for her to find but she never said anything.

My mouth

amusement park line up.
beside a sleeping friend.
a library.

Road trip, Backseat of a beetle with my dad and brother in the front

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forgot
>uni's parking lot
>church bathroom

ye but i didn't swiped my shlong on it i'm not autistic

On my school bus. Jizzed on the floor and some kid slipped on it.

Come on now, it's the L train

In the romance novel section of a small strip mall book store, in the attic of a house that had been converted in to a boutique, blew my load on a poster of Marilyn Monroe and on one of Betty Boop

Sister on top bunk, me on bottom. while she slept many many nights and im sure a few nights when she wasnt lol

In a crowded spa pool at a public swimming complex. Used the bubble jets as camouflage.

Beat that.

i first came in a class at school when i was 9. i came in every high school class i had. probably every college class, in restaurants, in church, while driving, at every job i've had, in the cube and restroom. never been caught. i have sex with my wife at least once a day, but i can't stop.

I hid in a supply closet in summer camp in 6th grade, busted at least 3 or 4 nuts watching the hot camp counselor work on the computer when I was supposed to be in my cabin asleep. All over the life jackets. Would do it again.

next to my sleeping wife

twist

>It was trap porn and my wife has no idea im into that and would probably be disgusted if she knew

I'm School Suspension under the desk in 10th grade. Top Kek, I had no where to put it so I just came on the floor.

A long time ago I jerked off in a van full of kids my age at the time coming home from a field trip my best friend at the time was sitting next to me passed out as were most of the kids in the van, no one found out.

In a tree line in afghanistan

Faggot

briefly in the pool bleachers
BJs parking lot in my moms car like 6 times
in a Skype call with 2 friends (cameras off ofc)

I jerked it in the livingroom at my friends house, sitting on a couch next to her (she was asleep). Thought the entire time that I should've cum on her face, but I chickened out.

ive used the bubble jets to get off. If you back off of the jet far enough it doesnt hurt, it feels amazing.

6th grade science class for me

subtle and clever

In prison.

>never masturbated
*hands lotion* Here.

Friends house. My friends sister was sleeping in the living room, and she was wearing a onesie, and I unzipped it down and exposed her tits. Masturbated over her.

Oh, also in the car one time on like a 5 hour trip. I was under a blanket so nobody could see but it was shitty having to wait till we stopped for gas to finish in the bathroom

A room full of middle school girls (friends of my younger sister)

forgot to add, on the school bus almost daily. in the school swimming pool. i was super stealth...

Same person, I also jerked it into a napkin in the back of a car with my parents driving in the front seat.

I too came next to a sleeping friend, but it was in the same bed.
I was sleeping over and we shared a bed he was sleeping so I starting watching porn with headphones and jerking it.

>Taking test math state standarized test
>8th grade
>Decided it would be a good idea in a test room with no other kids and one adult at the same table
>to just jack off
>it was just a slight up and down motion
>all the same i had a wetspot on my shorts for the rest of the day
>never got caught

My boss also had a photograph of him/his wife hanging in his office, not particularly risky but one day when he was out of office (and no one goes into his office when he's not there) I took the photo and jerked off onto it and came on his wifes face.

I had a picture before I dropped my phone into the machine at work, RIP proof.

You sick fucking freak

Job places bathroom, totes had a boner in a male dominate work place (warehouse), was thinking of my ex, had to get rid of that shit real quick

nigga i got a 6 inch dick soft. Hold the applause.

At the back of a night coach I guess. Came on the leather seat and left. A few times on the train also, sometimes trying to make eye contact over the headrests..

I have vids of my wife's sister showering on my phone, and I get off to them while she sleeps next to me.

It's scary af, but I kind of love it.

At work in my pants... Had my head teaser on and I normally don't just cum with that on... But I have a pretty large dick and I didn't have any underwear on so with that thing on..

My dick was highly visible and the sight of my own cock bulging half way down my leg while the teaser vibrated the head of my dick while I was sitting at my desk at work where anyone could walk by... Made me have the most intense hands free orgasm I've ever had.

Fifth grade science class. The teacher wore thongs and she put me at a table with 3 girls. I accept no responsibility. I went straight to the bathroom to try and clean it with paper towels but I still had jizz crust in my paints all day.

>mfw I made sure to wipe some on the cap of a pen that belonged to the girl who sat next to me
>mfw I had another boner as soon as I came back to class because she was chewing on her pen when I walked in the door