OFFICIAL WEDNESDAY e!BASEBALL THREAD: BALTIMORE ORIELS v. BOSTON RED SOX

GETINHERE

why did you take so long to make this

i was waiting...

Evening lads

First order of business:
>Jasy

you were in a hurry?
that not very baseball..

lmao!

AHAHAHAHA

pedo brother laughing

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>2016
>watching a white mans game
ugh gross racist and sexist much?

s-shut up ;_; once muh team rekts fishman and pooholes theyre gonna defy the odds and crush the M's wildcard hopes...

oh what am I kidding I can hear the "K" chants in my sleep already

stop that

you're upsetting my pure Aryan blood

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was't the jays do??

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Jasy already lost. Could be a good night.

did anybody want to acknowledge that dinger?

Shit Trumbo

Mark Trumbo just fucking murderized that baseball. Holy crap.

DINGERS

Started slumping when they can't afford to

ok great, thanks guys, that's what you're supposed to do

God is real and Brumpo's dingers have seen it

pulled a 2013 at the worst possible time

>meanwhile, someone just killed himself in toronto

pls don't be dead

Fuuuck

Squashing grapes

heh.. pretty ricky's not so pretty anymore.. (please while reading this post pretend that hit him in the face)

Hardy trying to murder Grapes.

Time for Flahertys first hit

>americas game
>white
these crazy american negros loving every laugh (lel). glad I can still say hockey is at least worth watching.

There's still time, especially with Flahergod in the game

Can someone explain the "grapes" meme?

no, sorry, the oldest oldf*gs who invented it (long ago) are all dead now

HIT THE FUCKING BALL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Man I love Eckersley!

>all this BLM/race bullshit

Cringe
Just talk about the fucking game you idiots

We arnt gonna win today

He did didn't you see
Right to the infielders, what a dummy

>gas

that's just fire
why would I what that?

Right. Wish I had based NESN. I feel like Eck would give zero fucks about SJWs.

Schoop is underrated as a defender.

His range isn't fantastic but there's no one better at turning double plays or applying tags.

Is Mr. Meow meow elite?

I love how Adam Jones said something honest and suddenly all of these oversensitive "Make America Great Again" pussies now have their panties in a bunch over it. Most easily-offended demographic in America, even worse than the fucking twenty-something phony "activists" cluttering our universities.

thought you were referring to how they hired Ben "five aces" Cherington

the wind should do the outfield dance

Boston paying off nature

A white man would have hit that out of the park.

Someone needs to start a new SJW free sports media company. I've long been fine with ESPN while others have tipped their fedora and said 2mainstream4me, but now it's getting a little much.

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that adam jones is getting too uppity

good, underrated post

You seem easily offended

>inb4 the final score remains 1-0

Nacho approves this excellent point.who /kittenbowl/ here?

>ortiz gets mistaken for Flo Rida

lmao

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B-A-B-I-P

it's called fox sports and no one watches it

>Avoid content, attack character.

Wow, Gausman is actually throwing secondary pitches. Maybe he'll finally be good.

Literally how

>trying to argue that

LOL

manlet

I know I'm in the mood for a Kevin Gausman no hitter

Rob gron-cat-ski

he didnt swing tho

*Gronk-cat-ski

You literally just did the same thing then.

Sit down Mike Dumbo LMAO

>this strike zone

i want to die i want to die

>Easily perturbed

Papi does his complaining before the first pitch.

What would you do if you were at Big Papi's house on the morning of World Series game 7 and he looked at you and said "man, I'm really stressed out this morning. I could use a bj to help me relax."

Champions gunna champ

>getting stressed in his fourth world series appearance

I would make with the bj

giving bjs is good retard

>m-muh activism
They literally cannot let this shit drop, can they?

you'd think the gas station liqour his oppressed brothers in arms liberated from the whites man shackles would have settled things down. but nows he's done it.

No no-no tonight

PORCELLO>PEDRO

Let's not put him in Cooperstown yet....

Why are you so mad friend?

starting pitching has really turned around last 10 days or so for the O's. Other than Wade Faggoty

Damn, Gasman liking sharp

I can't wait for Oday to get back. how much longer. 15 day dl feels like 60 day dl

Our D will keep us in this and our offense will break it open. #chips

Hey there. It's almost 3 AM here, raining, so I thought this would be a great time to enjoy a cup of coffee and watch the comfyest sport in the world.

Thing is, I have no idea about baseball standings and I was wondering what this game was about. I mean, is it regular season or... what? I hope you understand that this is a complete unknown sport here in Spain, so I'm kind of lost.

By the way, I'm not sure "comfyest" is a real word. I'd be grateful if someone could clarify this to me too.

Cant believe I'm rooting for Boston. Feels dirty

Faggot

Is this man in jail yet? I dont trust him.

Divisional game, about 20 games remaining in the season, Red Sox 2 games ahead of the Orioles. Important game for both teams to help get to the playoffs.

Its a very important game for both teams. You picked a great game but the commentary is subpar

are we going to lose

Depends, iv seen this episode before and we either go by the numbers until the ninth or start a rally in the sixth. How good is B-mores bullpen again?

can we DFA X yet? his solo dinger yesterday was useless since he's so unclutch the rest of the time

berry gud

I fucking HATE games like these

Any oldfags know when Ben Nintendo will be playing tonight

We might be totally fucked unless someone on the team forgets that they cant hit in easily winable one run games