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Lift weights edition

Cricket > Anime

*posts*
hmm

fuck this thread and the horses you rode on in

I'm here now lads. How's it foing?

* > Anime

>swedish cunt trying to threadsplit /brit/
hmmm think the janitor will be interested in this

what is it about anime that attracts social outcasts?

Gonna get a pipe.

bit odd that humans bred a lean, relatively thin breed of dogs into these behemoths

Indeed, what is it about subcultures that attracts outcasts.

i could heem that cunt easily

bit odd that yanks survived natural selection

pitbulls are cool
lurchers though, lurchers are the best dogs

Or you could just buy a pure AmStaff and get that tall lean yet still fit as fuck non-nigger Pitbull.

post greaters

bit tired now desu

a lot of comedy/slice of life animees put eveyrthing over the top and use bright colours and all that to appeal to the target audience (kids)
naturally people with unironic autism like a lot of that stuff too

don't understand what you're getting at

don't beat pits m8
one because it's a fucked up thing to do
two because he could fit your head in his mouth

very interesting coat on them, haven't had a chance to interact with one yet

I don't dislike AmStaffs but most of them you see in my area are just pit mixes with a staffy label so you can own them in apartments with pit bans.

> I haven't had a computer in over a year
Might get the ol' 'top so I can get back into autism simulators.

...

>haven't had a chance to interact with one yet
here's mine

Bit dead innit lads

like your soul

Hello. My name is Nigel Fromage. Makes my bones grow strongerer, outside off the EU

american churches are fucking mad uno

why do you need all this to pray

there's a megachurch even bigger than this near me

i've never been but i want to go just to see what it's like

apparently they get over 50k people

doing a tiredness

night

>apparently they get over 50k people
Mental that there's this many people who believe in a magic sky wizard.

Think my Siege lobby is full of actual retards rn ngl

anybody want to play? (ps4)

i don't think it's so much about jesus but more about being a part of something bigger than yourself

which cl game is /brit/ watching

Doing a prayer, ngl.

DESIGNATED islamic prayer closet at work.

You are obsessed with your alter ego. Stop it...

>being a part of something bigger than yourself

like your family?
or friendship group?
or nation?
or species?

but no, people need oppressive bronze age fairy tales to feel connected. what a farce.

So I walk into a bar, look at a girl, she looks and me and smiles, I smile back, then what

Explain to an actual unironic aspie

> alter ego
Ummmh... no.

sometimes life goes wrong and you don't have anyone to turn to for help

then you fuck

pull your willy out

im still waiting for god or jesus to show up and provide that help

religion seems to made up of people seeking help but never getting any. perhaps no one is listening to their prayers.

It is not. I'm too busy suffering at my boring life.

ask her to buy you a drink

>When the filter still works even after it changed its name

> filter

You walk over to her with as much swagger as you can muster and lean in to whisper in her ear one of two things
a) alri love? where u been all my life
b) got my cock out (pic related)

>something bigger than yourself
must be tricky for Americans hahahaha

deck her

lol

21 references for a 1500 word essay

probably a bit much eh?

WANT TO FUCKING SAVOUR SOME MEAT

Post your essay

gotchu covered
*THUNK*

not finished yet

let us finish it

the absolute state of me

looking for fun in all the wrong places

I'm an absolute basket case at the minute lads

pipe to pipe bushman

got all the right junk in all the right places 2bh

have a stomach ache for some reason

funny how 'lineker' sounds close to 'vinegar' which plays a major role in the 'salt and vinegar' flavouring duo found in crisps

lineker should never have gone into football. he's a crisp man through and through

appreciate the offer but i dont think you could give much to the project

never had a girl show interest in me

What's it on

is it just me or has /brit/ gotten very dry over the years

it was so full of passion and sexual energy back in 2013 or so but now everybody seems so jaded

hello sydney

because everyone is a miserable cunt that comes here to post the same things day in day out, its boring now but i'm too far in to quit

my name Isobel
married to myself

its still pretty moist

my name Isobel
Isobel Necessaryonabicycle

LADS

note to self: don't say bicycle on /brit/

bit rude

Okay lads, popped by the ol' 'bacconists and got a moist 'matic.

Should I wait till I get home to smoke my first bowl, or light up at the transit centre benches?

It's a pretty warm -1° this morning with minimal gust.

he needs to stop

i have noticed a real deficit - pardon the pun - in slags in recent weeks
dont even see celebrity posting or commies or nuffin

my nose feels like it's been punched

He'll be out by the end of the year

wish i was dead

what pun

looool is my man turning on the fbi

>leftists unironically believe this

just woke up somewhere I didn't recognise, lamped the first blonde twat I saw and ran home
I'm knackered

>everyone is a leftist xdd

ive eaten TOOOOO MUCH CHOCOLATE!!!! IM GOING CRAZYYYYY HYPER!!!!! BOUNCING OFF THE WALLS

>drumpf is a joke candidate
>drumpf will never win iowa
>drumpf will never defeat hillary
>d-drumpf will be impeached by the end of the year

only leftists are stupid enough to believe in impossible ideals and dreams

>le radical centrist meme

Lads.

> only LEEEFTEESTS beeleeeeve in THEEENGS!

Why is it impossible, Jamal?

What the fuck are you talking about?

really activates the neutrons

Anarcho-Radical-Centrism desu

Exhausted

>tfw virgin
>the key to breaking my virginity is hidden behind just two or three layers of fabric no more than a few millimetres thick on every woman I see in public
hmmmmmm

It's just a joke I'm not actually that stupid

no, the key is the area of your brain that is missing

4 3 5 2 1

H-hey

>virgin
stopped reading there
fuck off to /britfeel/