Help me out EU fags. I need to flee the USA but I don't know where to go...

Help me out EU fags. I need to flee the USA but I don't know where to go. I can claim british citizenship but they seem to be fucked. I can also get a visa to germany because my wife is german but they seem like they're ready to go full neo-nazi. What would you do? Can I get into EU through Germany then convert into a civilized country?

Step 1: Stop being a faggot.
Step 2: Kill yourself.
Step 3: Make America great again.

Hope this helps.

Protip: No first world country wants America's garbage.
Moral of the story: If you want to GTFO the US, get a STEM degree and you're free to go where-ever you please.

Ur a retard, we definitely dont want fucks like you over here, theres definitely enough stupid shit here already.

I have a STEM degree and a law degree. I'm looking for path of least resistance as well as a liberal socialist democracy.

Well, Canada has aExpress-Entry programs for people of your skills.
Although if America's economy gets shit, Canada's does as well. Not really sure about Europe, maybe some other user has info on it.

You can stay right where you are, you fucking Clinton supporter!

Interesting. Yeah I like Canada but something like Netherlands or Denmark seems cool too. Hookers and all that.

fuck you can't stop me

I wrote in bernie sanders lel

>When I grow up I want to be a real first world country.
Pleb. Stay poor. Stay un-socialized. Europe master race.

>Inb4 America has worse teeth than those silly brits because of shit-tier medical coverage.

Please, just leave the West entirely you traitorous slime. Other democracies don't want citizens that will get so butthurt about an election that they think they have to flee.

Stay out of denmark we Dont need No More unpatriotic scum, and socialist trash here

Don't come here, we are overrun with Sharia howling mudslimes showing their violent "culture" down everyone's throat while pulling the victim card at the same time.
EU is just an incubating Khalifat - run the other way.

Jeg hører dig Sup Forumsror.
Fucking Muslims everywhere killing our culture.
This guy get's it the point

Can you stop me? I think I can get into denmark through a german spouse visa Anyway I'm american so my socialism may be different than yours.

TBH I don't even care that much about Trump, let him have his day. It's the rampant corruption from the GOP that gets my goat. Trump will just escalate it.

Everybody here hates American idiots like you

>Europe master race
>Will literally be wiped out in the next 100 years by high birthrates of immigrants and shrinking native population

>Employed as a Cook, in USA.
They're already here. The men suck, they can't even wash goddamn dishes, however, the women can both wash dishes well and look halfway decent.

Britfag here. Stay in America. The EU is fucked mate. You'd basically be trading one sinking ship for another. America at least has a larger and more advanced military than any two countries. And now a leader with the balls to use it.

AHAHAHAH

I am now claiming this thread for our president-elect, Donald Trump.

Good question, EU has free movement of it's citizens. And you probably could marry you significant faggy other to leach off a ignorant selfdestructing society as the Danish.
Men seriøst - skrid, gider du?

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Why don't you move to Mexico, you fucking bitch.

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To be honest with you, I'm about to jump ship and swim the pond over to the colonies.

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This image of trump gets me every time. The man does not wear his suits this well. Not slovenly enough to be believable.

That image just looks ridiculous and faggy... heh

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Britbong teeth is literally shit teir. Last time I visited your rainy little socialist island I gagged almost every time I had to have a conversation with one of you in close proximity. Its like you all nibble on little pieces of shit. Brush your God damn teeth

Wo gringo don't come to mexico we don't want no more gringos

It's obviously photoshopped you fucking cunt

Technically right. Until January anyway.

Wow no shit you must be some sort of computer expert

Too bad, get used to it, MAGA.

Said the colonial who's first leader had wooden teeth

>no you fuck off
I'm not coming to leach. I have a valuable skillset. I just want to live in a country that respects its people.

On behalf of the Danish people we respectfully turn down your request and pass on your endeavors to the German people, I think they are more than willing to let anybody in.

As a matter of fact I am, I'm tracking your IP address now and I'm about to rain ungodly amounts of shit upon your pathetic excuse for a life

False

The Netherlands

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plz no bully

As stated you can't stop me... you joined the EU so if I can into EU i can into any EU country. Do you guys have legal weed and hookers?

Denmark here, fuck off and stay away. We have plenty leftist retards here, we don't need more.

Hah - I'm not the one infected with a joke of a president... (oh wait, I'm Danish)

Oh? Why don't you prove me wrong you little shit? Cite some facts instead of arguing like you're on an episode of Monty python

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Your leaders were a bunch of incestuous faggots in shiny hats that couldn't stop a rag tag group of colonial revolutionaries.
Go drink some fucking leaf water faggot.

You're making the claim, you back it up. Wooden teeth is legend, nothing more.

hookers yes
weed probably easy to get, but not legal.

Beg harder shit funnel.

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Martha got splinters in her cunt. Fact.

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I tend to agree. I enjoyed the netherlands when I was there, and it should be an easy transition from not speaking the language. How hard is it to learn? I speak some german

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How did he deport 40 million illegals when there are only 11 million total?

A rag tag bunch of revolutionaries who were funded by a bunch wine drinking cheese eating faggots. The revolution was a proxy war. Much like the Vietnam war. KEK

I have those pajamas. And a cat. Should I copy this picture????

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It's all yours friend.

He deported socliberals too.

Honestly, UK seems less fucked than America even without Brexit. My plan would be move to Scotland and hope they declare independence.

For fuck's sake don't. We're fucked.

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Stay the fuck out of jolly old. We don't need your filth here. We already have Muslims.

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I think people don't realize how fucked America is. They think it's just a 4-8 year problem. In reality, the supreme court has been completely delegitimized, the vote has been compromised by foreign interest, a fascist is president-elect, and the opposition party has been cucked to death. It's going to be ugly for a long time, and may never recover.

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Afraid of an orange faced tiny dick cunt? And here I thought America was home of the brave. LOL

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They were made of ivory you uncultured donut puncher

its true. liberals in this country are a fucking disgrace. That's why i want to leave

Get to another EU country while you still can instead.

faggot lover

>Can I get into EU through Germany then convert into a civilized country?
yes. all rational people are welcome.

Did CNN tell you that? Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Your people are rioting in the streets over a president that didn't even received the majority of the votes. Done come running with your freedom crap.
Literally 2% of you country owns the rest of the people.
Hah

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your mom

I'm not a faggot lover. I think people should be able to fuck whoever they want to, even if its weird af. I don't care whether soemone is a faggot or not. Liberals in this country are myopic as fuck. That picture of the liberals with the heads up their asses? It's definitely true.

No. The EU is fucked. I'm moving to the states asap. Trump!

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waste of trips

>literally two seconds of google
Europoors really are a drain on society

Why do Americunts always assume they'll just be able to go wherever they want?

HURR DURR I HAVE NO QUALIFICATIONS OR SKILLS BUT I'M A 'MURICAN SO ANYWHERE WILL TAKE ME RIGHT GUYS??!11oneoneon1!

I want to leave also but not because of Trump. I want to live in Australia because I've only heard good things. New Zealand sounds nice except for the earthquakes and occasional typhoon. I'm planning on leaving in the next 10 years or so.

Octuples

Suck a cock, socialist jew. You wouldn't know freedom if your boyfriend fucked you in the ass with it.

fell for my bait. typical trumpfag.

liberals in general are a disgrace.

Google is owned by leftist Hillary supporters

>leaving America for the more redneck version of America, set in a desert full of poisonous animals

>is a fag

Nah, liberals are the best thing that ever happened to humanity. Sorry you're an inbred piece of shit. Liberals in the USA are cucks, that's the problem. Trumpfags said they won't be cucked any more, which I respect. I don't agree with your principals, but I respect standing up for yourself.

Europe is fucked, they completely cuck'd them selves. Except for Switzerland and Poland. Last I heard Switzerland was accepting very very small amounts of rapefugees while Poland said no rapefugees. Slavs don't like mudslimes period.