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for sure wipe that cheeto dust off your fingers my man

schaub bless

stipe tapped

brendan PETER schaub bless

You still need to guess this one

who /schaub/ here?

>4 posts late

heem yourself my man

Looks like a young gorilla taking everything an old king owns?

who /t-wood/ here?

bless you my brother

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Conor "The Kingslayer" McGregor

max hollaway

cro cop is the goat

The banana tree in my back yard finally died after repeated elbow and shin strikes.

I think I'm ready for the UFC, boys.

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How could he dump her?

Holly "The Queenslayer" Holm

Tim Kennedy on a podcast

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Fuck why do I want to buy lean body so bad. Advertising never works on me.

lucky punch, shit quality, for sure heem yourself my man

No, the dead dude is only relevant in that he's been murdered
The baby is pretty young, pretty much fresh out of the womb

post a webm of his staredown vs. wandy

back off and apologize bro

used up prime successful ronda and gave the leftovers to travis. then moved onto someone hotter. based imo

Here it is in the quality it deserves.

Why is he so /comfy/ lads?

Cm punk and mickey gall?

I could heem everyone here and twice on sunday

>i gave 40 women unwanted abortions with this knife
>that gave me ptsd, please feel sorry for me

So we're looking at a tiny baby murdering a grown man with a sword? Sage and Trevino? Mayday and Torres?

When is TUF starting?

It's one fighter, sword isn't a major factor, just the murder

>hotter
Let's agree to disagree

Natural born killer

>cool accent
>banter
>KO's
>no pussy ground shit
>regularly produces great memes
>is humble and respectful away from cameras
best boy no doubt

Finally
Top lad

Does sexual frustration help you pump up to fight more aggressively/efficiently?

PRESS L TREE FOR MEWVEMENT, YEH?

shoot those fookin ruskies yeah?
thell do nuttin
theyll do fukin nuttin

YER GETTING HURT, KEEP IT NICE N FLOWY OUT DERE YEH?

but he tapped like a bitch

tyson thought so

for sure schaub is the worst hw in ufc history

DOUT' ME NAO

he lost, shit happens

Aight new one ez

Were there any last thread that weren't guessed?

weight cut ronda and fat ronda are two very different creatures

schaub would have to live with the latter if he stayed with her. he made the right choice

he does look like an operator here 2bh

Schaub is one of the best HW's in UFC history, considering he was the only natural HW fighting in the pre-USADA era, and still fought his way into the top ten, he would be challenging for the title right now.

Is that Schaub?

rich franklin

then why did he pussy out?

yes. in dog fighting and horse fighting it's not uncommon to have a female in heat around to make the animals fight more fiercely.

>tfw ywn play call of duty and ufc 2 with conor

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>schaub was ever good meme

never go full retard

nope

I'm surprised anyone can stay in non-gamethreads for more than 5 minutes with all the shaubposting, racebaiting, OP wars, and mcgregor-diaz arguing

I just want to watch TUF and chill with heembros

roided juice head kept getting koed in embarrassing fashion

the entertainment industry doesn't give you brain damage and life long injuries

>tfw i could heem every here

what went wrong

Just a reminder:
-I'm a UFC casual who never left.
Although I'm becoming more acclimated slowly and mainly watch LW/MW, I think I'll stay.

Sounds like you just weren't born to be a shitposter, user.

Anyone else pleasantly surprised with this season of the ultimate manlet so far?

This season of ultimate fighter any good?

You get used to it

>Natural
Heem yourself this instnce

kk

When is the episode coming on?

ashleemma
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>@UFCTonight 57m57 minutes ago
>Cain Velasquez says he doesn't want to wait to fight if Miocic takes a break, he wants to fight Werdum in December. "This one's personal."

Did we already meme about this? If so let's do it again

I'd really like to see how much of a difference "Sea Level Cain" does against Werdum

I just think Werdum in general is a bad matchup for Cain to begin with, I'm skeptical of his cardio would make the difference, he was getting hit hard and accurate multiple times against Werdum

I think he should wait though, Werdum fight might be too risky for him right now

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Seems like he's changed since his days of bullying Ben Nguyen

>current year
>still schlobin that schlob stick

7 bings I believe

Is there a stream somewhere?

Stop making me hate her for no reason

why you keep posting this ugly couple

>the results of 1 crippling kick

Should I watch TUF?

Werdum look USADA'd while Cain looked amazing vs that bum Browne

I agree this a bad matchup though but I think this time Cain wins

I'm lazy and using taima

Didn't Cain train in Mexico City for a bit before the fight to acclimate to the altitude? I don't see how sea level Cain could be more than a meme.

Also he might have just choked under the pressure of fighting in Mexico, like Werdum choked in Brazil.

>le job interview couple

stop, i prefer the horrid cancer that Schaubposting is

>tfw no trashy doomed love affair

Carbs

>Keep fighting for 10% of your previous income and get fucked up by better fighters for pennies
OR
>not take the abuse and start making money doing podcasts

hmm

Getting flatlined by a Vietnamese cutie will make you change your ways believe you me

she got a fat bunda though

did you get heem'd by a tranny, m8?

Fuck it was funny when he started beating himself up because of internet bullying

I bet he brews his own beer and listens to Mumford & Sons

What's the purpose of this fight?

Hawaian pride and feels

to show off lamas' striking

>Taima being a shitter again
anyone have a stream not filled with fags?

It was my destiny.

beating yourself up is something only alpha males do, you wouldn't understand bro

>schaub would wreck everybody so hard at heavyweight!!!!!
>h-he wont do it because he could get brain damage
the absolute state of schaubposters

To give Penn a contender that won't literally kill him