ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS

ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS

I want a girlfriend that would pretend to be my waifu at least once a week.

whats the dif?

One is a fictional character. I imagine anyone outside cosplayers may be put off by the idea or think they aren't enough.

friendzoned the sweet but boring boy next door for years. but then after high school i slept with him after i found out i was pregnant. i let him think the kid was his because he has a good job. i stay at home and raise "our" kid. he pays for everything.

i cheat on him quite a bit because he's boring, but a good provider and good with the kid.

Well that kind of sucks.
Do you take it up the ass?

Great bait m8, wonder how many spergs will get triggered from this

i go into pedo threads just to report all the pictures

Literally Hitler.

frosted butts

bmp

I'm fuck buddies with my friend's gf's 14yo sister

i voted for trump

Get the fuck outta my face with that shit you fruitcake

You lucky

I make babys cry on propose

New meth addiction
Slowly taking over my life

I just hinted to my trap cousin that I wanna do shit again soon.

as a straight guy, i like experiencing with anal

I heard that stuff isn't good for you

i had a 12 year old gf when i was 25.

My best friens mom, sucked my dick when i was 19. Till this day, ive never told a single soul and the same with her.

>straight guy
>anal
Pick one faggot

my mother's friend tried to car me in the back of my father's friend.

Fake/10

Try harder/10

Nah, no you didn't


Do people even try to be honest in these fucking threads anymore?

YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ME YOU FAGGOT

>Nah, no you didn't

I've grown up in a christian family and gone to church for a long time. I have lots of christian friends who think i'm a very strong christian. But I don't believe it and always find heaps of flaws in the bible. Don't have the heart to tell people because i'm scared I would lose so much of my life.

Break that Glass
Stop

I do. I'm a 27 year old kissless virgin who still lives at home with no friends.

I payed $50 for a handjob from a cute Japanese girl in Tokyo's red light district. I've been with my GF for 6 years and never even considered cheating until presented with that opportunity. It was pretty good, but eh I'm done now, satisfied with my relationship.

nah. eat shit faggot.

>break the glass
judging by his container thing, he already did that.

im in my mid 20's and havent had sex because im insecure im my penis size....

It's all based on a book that someone wrote and has been changed plenty of times. It's up to an individual and what makes sense to them, and if your family and friends don't love you for it then they're breaking one of the most important commandments. Just be a good person and try to make a difference.

UH OH! TRIGGERED!!!!!!!

WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girls.

Please stop user you have people who don't want to see you destroy your life from meth find another path.

I'm in a very similar boat. Grown up in a christian family, christian friends, everything. Ever since I graduated highschool a few years ago (which was also a private christian highschool), I just haven't felt like I can honestly say I 100% believe in it anymore. I can't just throw it all away though, it's really hard for me to just give up something I've known my entire life. There are moments where I still believe in it, but other times I just feel like an outsider because I'm not the happy, moral christian everyone thinks I am.

Lucky bastard.
Similar here when I was 15 my cousin and I had a casual relationship she was 28. Hated her husband ended up divorcing him. Continued to see her until I was 17 then she moved to CA where she became a professional BDSM 'fetish model'. Today she makes 6-figure income whipping, trampling and humiliating rich married guys on the down-low. (pic not here but is what she does)

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WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girls

Copypasta lame as fuck
Guy who posted obviously a cuck

Yeah, im still shocked he actually sucked my dick. shit was epic.


how did you go about with hooking up with your cousin?

>ITT: People in denial over information they can't deal with.

i regularly speed

Quit that shit before its too late man

Same here. Grew up in a repressive xian environment. Made friends with this other dude felt the same way. It's all a load of crap and mind control. Best thing I ever did was leave home an go to college. Feels like I was let out of prison or escaped from a psych ward I was trapped in with dozens of crazy people..

i assfuck my gf who is a heavy sleeper almost every night. I use my saliva as lube and her asshole has become considerably larger than before. It just slides inside. The only problem with doing it is i have to nudge her onto her side and makes me often tired for work.

WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girls.

Look, copypasta

This one is so annoying

Stop posting it please

i have a little white step daughter (yes, she's over 18) that i want to see in the middle of a "compromising situation"

i hope that maybe one day, i'll come across this on one of my internet boards i frequent.....

browsing the porn section

see this

"Tiny little strawberry-blonde girl sucks off a gang of niggers in Throat Gagger scene"

and then the description

"Tiny 5 foot nothing sucks off the biggest, blackest dicks in porn, and eats ALL the cum"

and it's right above a blowbang publicity pic of her down on her knees with her sweet little face surrounded by 10 black cocks right at mouth level, all 10" or more, all within inches of her innocent little lips but all ready for sucking and doing a tonsilectomy on this tiny little white girl. i'm talking a mercilessly hard throat fucking. i mean that mouth is going to be a warm, wet, sloppy home for hard nigger cock for the next two hours of more. a nasty spit and pre cum filled fuck socket for MASSIVE BLACK COCKS.

i want to watch that little fucking whore SWALLOW big black cocks. i mean like mandingo BBC. and i mean a fucking 10 nigger mouth raping. at the first of the scene she would be asked "what are you here to do today?" and her answer would be, "suck a lot of black dick" then she would be asked "how many" and she'd answer "i don't even know how many are here. i guess every black dick here gets a turn in my mouth." when she has a pitch black telephone pole size hard nigger cock in her throat and they ask her if she loves sucking black cock, the only thing i want to hear out of her is "glugg gaahh gagg flughhh". i want to watch her nose touch a 12" nigger dicks stomach. i mean swallow it right down to the fucking nuts!!! and as the box cover said, she's gotta eat ALL THE SPERM!!! load after load i mean. good source of iron style, thick ropes of hot nigger sperm filling her sweet little white mouth and sliding down her tiny little white throat.

seriously, she's a fucking bitch. i hate her

:)

I can believe it's not butter

Wir besitzen alle sekrete.

Nice haiku

Literally my friends situation.
I don't really talk to him anymore.

That's a secret

I want something else to get me through this -- How should i put it -- "semi-charmed" kind of life

My secret is my sister. I fantasize about her a lot and take creepshots. Sadly there's not much I can do that wouldn't ruin the family relationship or get me in trouble.

I'm slowly taking over her mind a little bit more every day.

She fully believes I am her true, biological father. She wants to marry me and have my children believing this.

Drug addict, over a decade now, opiates. Mostly pills but sometimes H. Except for the one or two people I use with or buy from, no one knows. Not my friends or family.

She would call me over to do odd shit around her house like vacuum the carpets, clean up her garage an toss shit out in the trash, rake leaves or cut the grass, but mostly clean her pool with the skimmer. I was kind of like her YardBoy/Houseboy. Found out when I was outside cleaning her pool walking around the apron in my cargo pants and tee shirt she was watching me from her room an finger-frigging herself, finally called me in one day she was wearing swimwear, went swimming together, did some horseplay, laid in the sun etc. Eventually she brought me inside an she blew me while I was on the couch. (her hubby was away on business would travel alot) Admit I was scared but eventually settled into a pattern, when she divorced him I was there like 3x per week doing stuff for her and we'd have fun perfecting her kinky side which I was OK with, I had a foot fetish an she'd be in her leather teasing me on in her little 'dungeon' we'd made in a room in her basement. Today she's a Prof Dom. I'm out of college working in accounting. We still talk and share stuff online it was fun an were both OK with what went down, she needed to get away from her ex, he's someplace with some other bimbo in europe.

Bump

I believe in population control and eugenics.
Plot twist: I've fucked my sister, sucked my brother's dick and fapped to bestiality and furry porn.

Just joined, havent read the thread, ignoring children/trolls.

I have been to the place you call Area 51. It isn't called that in the military. I'll allow THREE questions about it that can be answered with a YES or NO

are there aliens?

are they fucking with the time space continuum?

LOL you're a faggot

When I was in year 10 or 11 (2000/2001)
I was using limewire to look for mp3s and shit...anyway I came across a particular file which was a song I wanted, the file size was reasonably larger than a standard mo3 but I thought the quality must be better or something.
Anyway I download what I thought was the song I wanted, go to open it and it wouldn't work. Check the file type and change it to a .wmv file and it starts playing a cp vid, like a very young cp vid. I watched it...a couple of times to make I was seeing this correctly, then I deleted it. Find out months later cops in the area had arrested a couple of guys for running a file sharing pedo ring and they are chasing anyone who downloaded anything...deleted everything and nothing else ever happed from there.
And that's the story of how I watched cp by mistake.

I'm a completely normal married guy except...

I regularly engage with ERP with furries with a female/futa/trap human character while my wife is at work.

I can't imagine 12 year olds being attractive in any shape or form.

Details? Was she into it?

Anyone wanna talk about this?

I am an elementary school teacher and an alcoholic. Sometimes I am drunk at work.

post'em

yeah she was into it, but was mostly innocent. we didn't even have sex.

>rough sex.

You're worse than the real believers, following something you feel nothing for. You remind me of my friends who are miserable.

my father used to have sex with me, and now the memories arouse me. even though i wasnt really into it most times it was happening. its probably not normal.

If you want them you can kik me, I guess. YaMumIdk

You'd be surprised, some girls get their grown up, woman bodies really early.

this
is for youChecked btw

Actually, many victims end up this way.
Many rape victims are aroused by rape related porn, look it up.
You have nothing to be ashamed of and I hope you get help and report him, he's likely hurt others.

Oh where?

I'm sexually attracted to my cousin. I fap to her every day and want to fuck her so bad.

Not bad tits

i hate my wife. she gained 50 lbs on me and i cant even look at her without being disgusted.

i fucking hate her guts.

f-list, duh.

I cant

Was a huge asshole and pushed everyone out of my life two years ago. After losing everything all that remains is my dog, he's the last thing keeping me going. After he passes away I'm out, gonna kill myself. Hes 3, as much as it hurts to live I hope he lives to be an old fucking dog cause I love the fuck out of him and hope he has a great life which I will do my best to provide him. Anyway idk, shit sucks and I really wish I could exit now but for the time being I'll deal with the daily pain if broken heart syndrome doesn't kill me first.

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No, not where I was.

'They' ? I don't know that

i have spent 4 years, faking and convincing people that i love, that i have a diagnosis that i do not have. I am legally diagnosed with said illness. The worst part is, i dont even know why i am doing this. I do not want attention, i do not want people to feel sorry for me.

i just want to get out of this mess, i dont know what the fuck i am doing

Is there any science fiction-tier shit going on down there?

Do you have any way to move to another town?
If you can weave such an intricate lie, the only way (to me, at least) that you'll get out of it is to make a Huge, clean break.

YES

You should slowly pretend to ease out of it unless you're telling me that the diagnosis you got literally doesn't work that way.

Schizophrenia, and i keep telling them that i get worse. Immediately after i say this, i have a deep void of regret inside of me. Its just all so automatic, and i honestly cant control it.

another copy
pasta like in italy
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I will now entertain TEN more questions, since your questions were entertaining. I'll provide information when I can.

Remember: Questions must be able to be answered with a Yes or No. My replies will have jpgs of bodypaint

it has gotten so bad, that i sometimes believe the lies