Regrettably, my girlfriend passed away in a tragic canoe explosion incident several years ago.
I recently discovered a trove of old nudes, but I am unsure of whether it would be good to release them. On the one hand, I want to respect her memory, but on the other hand, releasing them would bring joy to many.
So I'm leaving the decision up to fate, and if someone gets 89, I'll go ahead and dump them.
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Don't bother, she's probably a landwhale.
Canoe Explosion Incident?
Me.
I don't want to talk about it : (
No you dont get to say the words "canoe explosion incident" without your story being thrown out of the window because of obsurdity.
bump
Gonna need an explanation...
ALSO, pic isn't your gf... I've had that same pic in one of my folders for months...
BTW her name is Milana Vayntrub
I second this, plenty of nudes on the internet, we want a hilarious green text story about a "canoe explosion incident"
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girls.
SPAM
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Need to roll
That'd make something very happy
Rolling for nudes
Really? I don't think so.
OP better deliver details of this canoe accident!
fine, but I'm really not happy you've placed this pressure on me, but perhaps I need to face this head on....
> be me 19
> met beautiful girl also 19
> romance blossoms
> embark on what we thought would be a life long, loving relationship
> 20th birthday comes around
> gf asks what I'd like to do
> as an outdoorsy person suggest some outdoorsy activities
> we go to a mountain club
> do some abseiling
> discussions of the fateful canoeing are had
> we rent 2 one-person canoes and 2 wet suits, for a nominal fee
> both are canoeing very pleasantly along enjoying the activity
> gf shouts to look at her because she wanted to show me her do something
> her canoe explodes and she dies
> I never got to find out what it was she wanted to show me
I can't help but feel I'm partly responsible for all of this because it was my birthday day out.
Please, no further questions on the death, that's enough for now and a huge step I've already made.
rollerino here the 89
still got 5 bullets
Omg ur poor gf hope she's okay rip in peace
im down to 4
my sides when she wanted to show you how she can explode
last 3 bullets sergant need backup
No she's dead user
Dude fuck you If I get 89 I want the explanation of why the fucking canoe exploded.
last 2 for nudes
my last roll bullet its up to you boys now
OP here, okay I think maybe one individual number is a bit too far fetched to get, we'll say trips instead to increase the chances.....
89 roll
the odds to get a number between 0-100 and a trips are the same topkek
Eighty nien
89
top leol
Nope because you can get numerous chances to get trips e.g. 0's, 1's, 2's etc. There's more chances to get it than just one specific number.
God damn it... I got trips in another thread. FML.
I want dead girl nudes
89
>are you sure she wasn't arabic
89 is my birthday
OOPS
89
rollin
it's also my birthday
Almost
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Fuck
My sister died the same way.
you evil racist bastard
Here I am talking to myself in the hope I can get some nudes
come on
It's a sad existence
trips
89 get
here we go again
89....
That's you again isnt it?
Closer and closer we go
fake and gay
Sup, I got this
Replying to myself in a bid to confuse the system and win 89
failure of a thread
What's up with that bulge in her pants? Is she hiding marbles in her vagina?
Mine too, april first 89.
Roll
29 + 70 is what we want
Kek
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Let's see
So being 27 is your life all that you expected and more?
Canoe explosion accidents happen all too often. Its a tragedy user
89
high hopes rolls
Roll
you~!!!!!!! kys
89 here
420
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What do u think about new xgirls.site
in my opinion they progressed and now have much better pic's and tread. What's your opinion?? Only 11/10 girls :)
gimme pics
so close, reroll
No I'm browsing /b
Exploded canoe titties go
Uh roll
roloololol
Rollio
roll!!!!
what are we doing?
roll
rolling
good things
rngesus?
pls also after explosion nudes
U r wrong. Its 1 in 100 odds for trips. Stay in school youngin
Rolling for curiosity
i cant wait no more
words
89
89 get
winrar!
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