You're drunk at the party and she's available. What do?

You're drunk at the party and she's available. What do?

punch her in the cunt

why not?

moar

Pick nose n' flick booger on pussy.

Maybe rub my butthole then touch her clit.

holy fucking trips batman

fuck her in the ass, cum on her face.

Lets face it, most of us would jizz in our pants at that sight in person, this is Sup Forums home of the 400lbs basement dwelling assburgers. A small percentage of us would get grossed out because she's not 4 years old and run the other way. the rest would flail about on top of that in a split second of seeing it and come back here and brag about how they banged a 10/10 but "forgot to take pics".

Cut her head off then fuck the mouth

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I'll have you know I'm only 240 pounds thank you

>weeps internally

Any one fuckt a dead body

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>what do?

lose my virginity and pray I last at least for a few minutes.

not really, thats pretty hideous.

I agree with this.
This slut is just BEGGING to get Falcon Punched.

>this is Sup Forums home of the 400lbs basement dwelling assburgers
wrong

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uh huh, and we all believe you can do better.

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Too close to home for this guy

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Eat that ass and pussy then down another brewski

I saved pics of your girl bro

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cool, jerk to her?

I would gladly cum inside her

Go home, fuck this uass

i just lost a great erection thx to her ..that asshole looks like its been used as a horse cock size gauge .. you wanta know what it would feel like to fuck her ..about the same as throwing a weiner down a hallway covered in lube ...you think the weiner will ever feel the walls ?

wtf ..she have skin pockets or something ??!!

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basically, a 12 year old gay faggot posts a random porn pic asking for advice about how should he masterbate his tiny flaccid saggy penis

moarrrr

Show giving bj or getting fucked
Has she ever touched a dick?

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lol she looks like a deflated blow up doll

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i should hope so. being a ripped hung good looking young guy i've already done way better than that ugly middle aged twat.

Her drunk & stoned face

Does she take it in the ass?

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She does what she's told.

This guy....

Love your work chap, but you should probably know the more you claim about your looks and such the more I'll assume you're a Harambe impersonator, hairy back and all.

got any pics of her taking up the ass?

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or just some HC pics in general

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She is drunk, therefore she can't consent. It would be a gentlemanly thing to do, to drive her to your house, take her to bed. And then make her some eggs for breakfast.

>And then make her some eggs for breakfast.

She BETTER fucking eat all of them though...

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Start toe fucking her. I've recently learned that women love it when you stick you big toe up there pussy hole. It's the best apparently. It works really well because you are penetrating her, whilst also stimulating the clitoris with your other toes.

>Carry her to my studio apartment
>Let her sleep on my bed and dress her in my pj's
>When she wakes up in the morning take her a bowl of eggs and tell her she must eat them
>Tell her everything's gonna be alright.

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3 different colors
DEM NAILS would make me gag
> turn 360 and walk away

more asshole pics

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>here your eggs
>now eat them
>d-don't yell
>pls don't g..*slam door shut*
>i love you

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trashed

bump

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THIS!!!

Also The contents of the drawers. Wtf is that? Nurse stuff? Looks like a collection of band-aid? Also why does one load a smartphone on an open drawer?

nice thanks

i'm drunk, and she's available? i tell her to put on her pants and talk to me.

i've been there...done that. i'm not a white knight, i'm just capn save a ho. my cape is brown.

Tell her to go home, drive her home before she gets impregnated with autism.
Inb4, white knight
Femanon here, sis/b/ro have to look out for each other with so many fags around

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dude you and me are kindred spirits. i'm not a femanon. but yeah...i would like to treat women the same way i would want my sisters to be treated.

it's not some cuck bullshit. it's just trying to be nice to other humans.

Kek

Thats a man.

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Lawyer enters
hands a document
you're been sued for rape and kidnapping
yfw

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Yuck. Repost that on instagram with #cellulitesaturday and you got instant winrar. Congrats user.

Whiteknight virgin detected

Umm excuse me but you appear to have forgotten a certain something - Tits or gtfo

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>newfag detected

Respect Sup Forumsuddy.

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don't be so cruel, she loves Sup Forums

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As in?
Pic related
Fuck you. Enough tits on the web for you to choke on, and better looking than mine.
Inb4 "I'll be the judge of that", no trust me Sup Forumsro

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Rotate 3600000 degrees and spin away.

Vomit spaghetti all over her. Spaghetti face. Spaghetti hair. Spaghetti in her underwear.

Make like a tree and get the hell out of there.

Go home cause I'm drunk and can't consent. Rape goes both ways

All tits are good tits no matter what insecurities you have about them. I gotta say, thems the rules you stated that you're a femanon so we need tits for proof.

You'll have to take my word for it, if you don't, too bad for you.
I have f-all to prove especially on Sup Forums.
Rules? Meant to be broken Sup Forumsro

Jizzus fucking christ. How many children did she have? 12?

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Damn girl you're super edgy, but that's not tits.

Or huge weight loss

nut in her pussy

Fuck off then cunt, there's no need for you to admit you're a femanon unless you're after attention you stupid slut. Don't worry no one wants to see your fucking shit tits.

So, say this happens when you are at an anonmyous event, what are the odds of her finding out who the new daddy is?

I know a girl that got creamed in during a boat party. Never knew the guy.