ITT: Your favourite vidya quotes

ITT: Your favourite vidya quotes

"It's time to chew ass."-Dick Kickem

"We need to hold this stick!"
Some random Salarian I let die.

WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girls

Good. I'd fuck spectral lolis

>a little dead girls

"Ow! Right in my pussy!"
-Postage Dude

Fuck that I've already got that ice pick piece of shit coming for me so I might as well pit them against each other.

"..."
-Halo

Holy fuck, look how far that guy jumped - The Matrix

"What the fuck is going on?"
-the prestiege

"Oy Ramerez kill those sand nigga's would ya?"
Call of Battlefield

"Guns don't kill people... I DO! HA HA!"
- a Rifleman

"Bring it in baby boi"

"…"
Doomguy

>not unf

"That's a big Halo"
The Mister Chef

"Awww Duke come back to bed"

"For the vanquished there is good times and violent beatings. Failure is a very plausible option for the shit cunts."
- Ship game

stay a while...

staaay forever !

"Fuck me in the ass"
Random GTA citizen

"OP is a faggot!"- Sup Forums

"I like to eat sandwiches" -The Hefty Man

heh. thats from the human rifleman unit of warcraft 3

"Get on your in the heliochopter ole buddy"

- John McMcRib in The Retermapancter