I just drank a bottle of this shit thinking it was mtn dew

I just drank a bottle of this shit thinking it was mtn dew.
>wtf do i do

>pls help
I think the effects are kicking in

This is fucking urgent

pls help i have nowhere to turn to but Sup Forums

sit back and wait for the sweet release of death

drink it again to see if it is poisonous

I'd want to die but this will probably make me go blind.

i know this is fake but the answer is drink vodka. ethanol is the antidote

fuck my mom

Im being serious, jokes later

Do this, the body processes the ethanol before the methanol and you pass it out.

If i wasn't serious i wouldn't be posting this shit

Post pics of bottle you drank with time stamp or didn't happen

If you truly were serious you would go to the hospital or call a poison control center, not post a thread on Sup Forums you idiot

Here's the timestamp

>HEY GUYSSS I MADE A LE FUNEH TRED END I BOSTED A TIMESTAMBB :DDDDD

It was just a small mouthful.
And i cant wake my fucking mom up

im a raging homosexual

Do you care for your life or your moms sleep, what are you 11?
>inb4 fake thread
>inb4 you cant inb4

Sage

I'd get a kebab and find some cardboard to make a fort. You'll be fine if you don't go blind or die

ban this underage faggot?

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hey guys im new to 4chin lol how do i do the green thing :)

Hey guys, i was just vomiting in the toilet

hey

stfw

its 4 am, jesus

this shit has additives in it that make you vomit pretty much immediately

so boongs don't drink it
true fax

Should i keep consuming more water

the answer was like a few posts in drink some vodka. if you ignore this again you deserve the blindness you will get

Hey I might b gay lol
Hey should i find a new thing to say
Hey should i suck a turd out andy six butt
Hey Sup Forums
oh yeah hey Sup Forumsb
did you you know im talking
hey Sup Forums?

I don't have vodka

Im being fucking serious

then call the fucking hospital

then go to er or go look at some porn as it is the last time you will get to see it

xDDDD

I legit have a prob, guilt be gone.

i have a small penis lol :)))

I didn't swallow much, by the way.
My vision is a bit blurry though.

just kill yourself my dude :DDD

I can still capable of solving capchas, so i think that a good sign.

fuck

You need asparagus water to counteract it

drink more to counteract what you have already drank

OP, drink a shit ton of water, dillute that mouthful and just wait. Dilute it beyond dilution.

You'll be fine. One time 10 years ago, i had to drain the gas tank of my mini bike. Syphon method. Gas came shooting out the hose, a good mouthful got swallowed, the rest in the bucket. I am still alive. You'll be fine. Drink water. And, READ THE FUCKING LABEL NEXT TIME. like fuck. Can't even get that right

I am drinking water

......seriously? Op is Underageb&. He posted a label-less Mountain Dew bottle.

Fuck off all you newfags.

Okay then. Keep drinking it. Chug it. Dillute the shit. Now you can post in those Trap threads you been so curious about

You'll be fine. I once drank a six-pack of these because I thought it was a steak dinner with a baked potato. Had the runs for the evening, but it turned out OK.

>tastes like chemicals
>drinks the rest of the bottle

Cool story bro.

Wow! You really are serious!!
You need to seek help, I SERIOUSLY hope you will be okay!