I just drank a bottle of this shit thinking it was mtn dew.
>wtf do i do
I just drank a bottle of this shit thinking it was mtn dew
>pls help
I think the effects are kicking in
This is fucking urgent
pls help i have nowhere to turn to but Sup Forums
sit back and wait for the sweet release of death
drink it again to see if it is poisonous
I'd want to die but this will probably make me go blind.
i know this is fake but the answer is drink vodka. ethanol is the antidote
fuck my mom
Im being serious, jokes later
Do this, the body processes the ethanol before the methanol and you pass it out.
If i wasn't serious i wouldn't be posting this shit
Post pics of bottle you drank with time stamp or didn't happen
If you truly were serious you would go to the hospital or call a poison control center, not post a thread on Sup Forums you idiot
Here's the timestamp
>HEY GUYSSS I MADE A LE FUNEH TRED END I BOSTED A TIMESTAMBB :DDDDD
It was just a small mouthful.
And i cant wake my fucking mom up
im a raging homosexual
Do you care for your life or your moms sleep, what are you 11?
>inb4 fake thread
>inb4 you cant inb4
Sage
I'd get a kebab and find some cardboard to make a fort. You'll be fine if you don't go blind or die
ban this underage faggot?
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hey guys im new to 4chin lol how do i do the green thing :)
Hey guys, i was just vomiting in the toilet
hey
stfw
its 4 am, jesus
this shit has additives in it that make you vomit pretty much immediately
so boongs don't drink it
true fax
Should i keep consuming more water
the answer was like a few posts in drink some vodka. if you ignore this again you deserve the blindness you will get
Hey I might b gay lol
Hey should i find a new thing to say
Hey should i suck a turd out andy six butt
Hey Sup Forums
oh yeah hey Sup Forumsb
did you you know im talking
hey Sup Forums?
I don't have vodka
Im being fucking serious
then call the fucking hospital
then go to er or go look at some porn as it is the last time you will get to see it
xDDDD
I legit have a prob, guilt be gone.
i have a small penis lol :)))
I didn't swallow much, by the way.
My vision is a bit blurry though.
just kill yourself my dude :DDD
I can still capable of solving capchas, so i think that a good sign.
fuck
You need asparagus water to counteract it
drink more to counteract what you have already drank
OP, drink a shit ton of water, dillute that mouthful and just wait. Dilute it beyond dilution.
You'll be fine. One time 10 years ago, i had to drain the gas tank of my mini bike. Syphon method. Gas came shooting out the hose, a good mouthful got swallowed, the rest in the bucket. I am still alive. You'll be fine. Drink water. And, READ THE FUCKING LABEL NEXT TIME. like fuck. Can't even get that right
I am drinking water
......seriously? Op is Underageb&. He posted a label-less Mountain Dew bottle.
Fuck off all you newfags.
Okay then. Keep drinking it. Chug it. Dillute the shit. Now you can post in those Trap threads you been so curious about
You'll be fine. I once drank a six-pack of these because I thought it was a steak dinner with a baked potato. Had the runs for the evening, but it turned out OK.
>tastes like chemicals
>drinks the rest of the bottle
Cool story bro.
Wow! You really are serious!!
You need to seek help, I SERIOUSLY hope you will be okay!