Let's make our own religion Sup Forums

Let's make our own religion Sup Forums
>dubs set rules/punishment
>trips are our leaders
>quads or above are our God

rule 1 : op is a faggot

rule 1: kys

Sorry there brother you missed out on dubs
Never mind son maybe next time

rule 1: no more Sup Forums, only 9gag

No I won't user
>if you can survive looking like that I'm doing just great
Yet again no dubs

i dont think this is gonna work out

You fucking monster
If I roll dubs your a dead man

>you yes you
Are our new leader what's your name brother

Rule 1: kill all 9gag users

Must remain virgin until you kill the girl's mother, father, or closest living relative if neither of those two are alive.

After that you own the girl.

Pic related is God

u can call me fedora master

Self
Rolling

Rule: traps are gay

Ok fedora master
What's your first rule and punishment

Maybe next time brother
>rape is now leagal
Checkem

we shall build huge super turtles to use as transportation instead of cars

Or Maibe the ones u fucked up

Trips/quads get

Must make at leeast 1 new meme

Checked

Banana must be incest

If dubs, homophobia is illegal
If trips, Millhouse is our messenger
If quads, the funyarinpa (pic related) is our god

Yes sounds good
Witch race shall you use to accomplish this truly great task ?

this

Does double 96 count? reroll

again

>I just leagalised rape
Fuck you

God here.

>fuck off

Spike man for god
if dubs
spikeman is allowed to hug until you bleed out if you don't believe in this religion

Off by one brother
You now make one rule /punishment

I think that the japs are pretty innovative they should do the thinking work. the labour can be outsourced to mexicans

>period blood must be drank by child every time mother doesn't produced children.

No brother
But you were off by one from Saran trips

Homophobia is now illegal

also reroll

if dubs
every month on the 25th everyone must drink a pint of milk.
punishment to do so has to drink thier own cum.

Reroll
if dubs the shooter in that post is god if no one gets quads

MEN ARE BANNED FROM POPPING

THIS MAN IS GOD BECAUSE OF THIS POST

fuck you, now we are godless for 1000 posts

PRAISE BE

Thou shall not post in trap threads or they shall be killed

Yes but what do we do them after
They may infringe our beliefs
>rolling for gas chambers

everybody must walk a dinosaur

Roll for you brother

We adopt Muslim

Dub dubs brother

Next trips overthrow you brother make your rules up quick

recreate medieval battle tournaments every year the 12th of may with midgets

Nice try Abdul

So this man in pic is the god
ok
PRISE THE SHOOTER

Jousting with dildos

Reroll again because wynaut

Where I come from that is accepted, prayers to you brother man

All femonists are to be raped on site

>free internets and weed for all

u r raped on site

Use the "you like cigarettes? Then smoke a whole carton of cigarettes" punishment method like if someone steals they get more fingers sewn on or if someone tries to escape prison they get more legs attached and so on..


Also Check em

Nice try feminist scum

>all thieves get branded with a Star of David on their foreheads

I am your god. Bow to me.

wait nvm

Checkem

False.

Millhouse is a meme

You speak in tard brother
> tard death matches every Friday

shut the fuck up faggot

Off by 2
>check these fuckers

Stfu u fag

Anyone found guilty of posting Facebook teir memery shall die by nigger gang rape

Didn't you hear? Homophobia is outlawed.

Funyarinpa (above) is our god now

reroll

Once I am your god, I will make new rules and smite that faggot leader above.

Your leader reporting here

>ALL HAIL YOUR NEW GOD
>death to alphas so the beta faggots can drown in pussy

Places of prayer must be equipped with, at minimum, 2 turrets and surrounded by or made out of large stone bricks.

IF QUADS WE ARE ALL KIKE HYBRIDS
>minus the circumcision that's gay

How The fuck is that thing alive?!?!

All hail your new god. Saturdays are for boys and Sunday is the Holy Day. Every Sunday, a thread will be posted to worship me and only me. The picture must be Hilloli Clinton (pic related). Other than that, anything goes.

GOOOOD

noniggers

seig heil user

Fucking hell your a bit late
>if dubs Hillary must be raped by us all

reroll

There gone
>no beaners

i'll roll for that

damn spics

Level 1 followers must work in the farms

Level 2 followers must harvest minerals and ores

Level 3 followers must work in mineral or metal processing

Level 4 followers must be educated

Level 5 followers must work in scientific research or direct prayer

Level 6 followers and above are given further instructions upon achieving level 6.

No cows may be driven down the roadway between 10 AM and 7 PM unless there is prior approval

Roll

Reroll

Rereroll

This need be role

Rerereroll

Rererereroll

apple is shut down

hey fellas, it is me oni-chan

>Rerererereroll

Rererererereroll