/cric/

Derbyshire 307 & 286/8 (80 ov) v Leics 247
Durham 401 & 213/8 (53 ov) v Surrey 367
Glamorgan 286 & 293/9 (80 ov) v Essex 319
Middlesex 327 & 72/4 (35 ov) v Lancashire 259

India A 169/9 (66 ov) v Australia A

Mumbai v New Zealanders at Delhi
Sep 16-18, 2016 (09:30 local | 04:00 GMT | 14:00 AEST | 13:30 ACST | 12:00 AWST)

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not sure what this picture is so posting it

is this from the old eharmony account >we set up?

yeah, my /cric/ folder is full of junk, most of which i dont recognise anymore

heres another

Wew, now this is vintage.

How fucking elite are their kids going to be lads

>As of 2 September 2016, 19 courses were available to the public from English (ordered by number of learners):
>Latin American Spanish French German Italian Brazilian Portuguese Dutch Swedish Russian Irish Turkish Danish Norwegian Bokmål Polish Esperanto Ukrainian Welsh Hebrew Vietnamese Hungarian Greek
>8 courses for English speakers are currently in development (ordered by progression percentage towards completion):[45][46]
>Romanian Swahili[47] Czech[48] Indonesian[49] Hindi Klingon Korean[50] Yiddish

>Klingon
>KLINGON
These autists don't have Mandarin or Arabic but are developing KLINGON

Confirmed for most autistic poomunity in the world

>A PROPOSAL to split Queensland in two will be debated in State Parliament tonight.

>The two Katter’s Australian Party MPs have put forward the motion and secured the support of independent Cairns MP Rob Pyne.

is Robbie Katter MP related to Bobbie Katter MP ?

How much of a meme is this? Is Katter just being Katter or is there some legtimacy to the divide?

Australia fast bowler Mitchell Starc was taken to hospital in Sydney on Thursday with a laceration to his left shin after a training mishap at Hurstville Oval.

Starc is understood to have collided with training equipment during Australia's session and was taken to hospital with team doctor John Orchard for further assessment. An official statement from Cricket Australia on the extent of Starc's injury was expected on Thursday evening.

Meanwhile, James Faulkner and Shaun Marsh have both been ruled out of Australia's one-day tour of South Africa - a tour for which Starc was already being rested - due to injuries. Usman Khawaja has been called into the squad in place of Marsh, while Faulkner will not be replaced in the squad, which as a result will be reduced from 15 men to 14.

FFFFFFFUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKKKK

Predictions for next seasons super rugby?

chiefs win

A Current Affair just opened with the following headline
>'SYDNEYS NEW DOLE BLUDGERS - THEY CALL THEM THE "NEETs" '

>ACA now pulling its "stories" from Sup Forums

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as long as its just a cut and not a broken bone or something that is fine

this is interesting. Our ODI team to South Africa is the weakest I can ever remember. Can really only see them winning games if Warner or Smith carry the team. Might be value betting on South Africa (who are equally shit)

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>Andrew Bolt

Think i found the one lads

t. straffo

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>tfw no qt NEET gf

ynironically just woke up lads, I need to see a doctor about my sleep

NEET LITERALLY started as a government term m8

>580,000

disgusting

Cricket panders to Indians.
Are Australians, after all, just a bunch of POO2LOOs?

>Renshaw nominates Alastair Cook as the kind of batsman he would like to become. Not surprisingly, he has watched a fair bit of England over the years, given his parentage. His father, a university sports scientist who moved around for work, bought the DVD box set of the 2005 Ashes, which a young Renshaw watched, thinking that one day he might like to play for England.

Autism

The day this fuckwit and Wankcroft open for Australia in a Test match is the day I kill myself

Oi goosey, you here m8?

Legion is fucking excellent but I'm interested in hearing your own fact missiles

Whiteman also said he would have played in England if they asked first

Reminder Patterson's brother literally played test cricket for England too

uh he still can, so can Renshaw, neither have been capped by Australia

Point out where I said otherwise

On that note, reminder Symonds declined a test career with both England and the West Indies to pursue one with Australia only to throw it all away by going fishing

>"Darren was thrown in at the deep end and was getting all the media thrown at him, saying it was a disgrace. It wasn't his fault he was picked. He was there, he was performing, he was an in-form cricketer at the time and he had an English passport, which always helps."

>Back home in Dandenong, a suburb southeast of Melbourne en route to the Dandenong Ranges, the Pattinson family seethed.

good post. did you play 2007?

How did based straffo react to Pauline's disgusting vitriol lads?

Was the Henriques as a sub continent specialist experiment a failure?

dunno m8

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delete

DELET THIS

Never forget lads.

who's next on the annexation list lads?

Since when do losers write history?
*SQUISH*

Tell me about Haseeb Hameed

PSA: I officially rate Boof Jr

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At least he's not Pat Cummins

This ODI series is going to be fucking slaughter without Faulkner or Marsh though. Easy win for >you lads

you can't make this shit up

>ask about uni cricket
>"We don't have that anymore"

R..ree

execute Dave Cameron

>being proud of shitting up an almost dead general during the winterbreak
please have sex

England XI to play Banglel 1st test

Cook
Hameed
Root
Duckett
Roy
Bairstow
Ali
Stokes
Rashid
Broad
Anderson

Is /cric/ still BTFO prozzies and white knights on twitter?
Can't see that meme getting old Tbh

Post /cric/ approved music videos
m.youtube.com/watch?v=7sa1TgAeZlQ

adil and rashid are getting to get slaughtered. anderson too.

honestly england might lose

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give rashid a chance, banglel are pretty ordinary albeit better than they ever have been, they also havent played a test since bodyline so they will probably play some meme shots to get out. expect rashid to be lead wicket taker Tbh

which one of you autists was this?

mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-calls-babestation-sexy-chat-8839092

lel bangladesh are decent players of spin. rashid will get spanked. england NEED to select jack leech or they're probably fucked

british tinder slags have literally no bants

muh asian so must be elite at spin
kys casual

>expecting women to understand news or jokes

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she browses /cric/

/bet/ here, we are v v impressed by your recent annexations of /hoc/, /bundes/ and /rug/ and would like to offer you our hand in a power alliance.

regards,

juveguy. Leading tipster and head trip.

Kys.

hello
/bundes/

?

In time.

that explains

How about YOU kill yourself.

/bet/ would be a great alliance to /cric/

Allah's very own Zafar Ansari is in the test squad :DDDDD

/bet/ here. Ignore this very dangerous man

Statsgod here.

As the leader and appointed official spokesperson of /cric/, I accept your offer on the behalf of /cric/, on the caveat that you must reply to all New Zealand /cric/ posts in future raids with the phrase "based statsbro" or any other similarly positive derivatives.

I look forward to our future endeavours in this alliance.

Do not reply to Daniel

/nrl/ runs /cric/ and we fucking hate you sub humans

I support this. The Wolf of Bet365 is a /cric/ original meme remember.

>ambidextrous

Literally fuck off, batting left handed when you are right hand dominant does NOT mean you are ambidextrous it simply means you prefer using your top hand more than your bottom. There's a reason 50% of batsmen in England right right now are opposite handed, it's got nothing to do with a sudden rise in ambidexterity.

>Roy
I seriously hope you're joking.

>no Surrey's Brave Gareth Batty

>/nrl/
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elite truthbombs littering this article

espncricinfo.com/england/content/story/820095.html

maybe i was wrong about Wigmore

woah slow down it was harmless tinder fun!

WHERE is Somerset's diligent and gregarious Jack Leach?

anyone else spend their spare time looking at pictures of pads in cricket catalogs

tell me about /bet/

Anyone else here get a raging semi on whenever Alaistar Cook cuts one passed gully into the boundary rope?

daniel has unironically blogged about that exact thing

>People who know cricket:
Statsjesus
KuntyKucka
Gateloser
The Wolf of Bet365

>People who think they know cricket but are truly clueless
Daniel
Jynn

>Seething fucking casuals
Everyone else

>Ankush
Ankush

>England Test squad will include Gareth Batty, Ben Duckett, Haseeb Hameed and Zafar Ansari
t. John Etheridge

Someone fucking tell me about Haseeb Hameed

>in the Test squad
>hasnt played 1(ONE) single List A or T20 match
literally the definition of a cricketing fedora

better or worse than Giles?

this 2bh

It's impossible to be worse than Giles

thanks

hey lads goosey here ama

based fucking goosey

>England tours Bangladesh
>Australia is afraid to

why is this allowed?

aus new they were going to lose to our brave tigers....

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