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Very fast Moyes running at incredibly high speed edition.

PL Europa League games:
>Feyenoord v Manchester United (6:00pm UK time)
>Southampton v Sparta Prague (8:05pm UK time)

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Defoe's expression there is perfect.

cracking pair of tits tbf

why do his upper body and face appear to be sprinting while his legs are clearly walking?

Well this is a dead fucking thread.

give us the league already

I don't think I've ever cared less about a title race

how is it a race when we've sealed it in september?

These new balls look shit desu

never respond to the dutch bandwagon autist

>His team plays on thursday nights

MouUtd have a game every 3 days now.
Neat.
Dirk Kuyt will score the winner tonight.

Sup Forums is dead

TSUUPOLOGISE

How is Chelsea Liverpool ending?
Will spurs manage to beat Sunderland?

>How is Chelsea Liverpool ending?

with city winning

Friendly reminder

draw
yes

2-2
Yes, by at least two.

>"Maybe Mahrez is tired of dilly ding, dilly dong"

What did he mean by this?

delet

absolutely haram

I bet all of my student allowance ($1500nzd) that man city would score at least 8 against bournememe on sunday. Wish me luck lads.

What about Moyes magic?

>moyes
>magic

when has that ever existed?

that isn't a thing lad

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wish she'd dilly my dong

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He has to win sometime, right?

in 2070 Wenger's brain in a jar wlll still be managing Arsenal

all shit if i am being honest

you're not wrong, they should have sacked wenger before liverpool got klopp

has to be gary neville for me

Unai Emery after he gets sacked by PSG, he's great at building squads with little funds which is the board's wet dream.

Jose Mourinho says Manchester United fans are TOO QUIET as he urges Old Trafford support to get behind his side

Asked if he could bring the fear factor back to Old Trafford, Mourinho said: “Not me. Not me. the fans too. I think everything starts there the relation between the team and the fans.

“If at Old Trafford a couple of thousand away opponents can be more supportive and noisy than 70-odd thousand, then we are in trouble and it means there is no connection between the team and the supporters.

CUSTOMERS

Are you a spurs fan or just a masochist gooner?

he is? I thought it was that Monchi guy who did everything at Sevilla?

>tfw Newcastle plays on Tuesday nights again

Feels good to be a top team

>his smile & optimism..

Imagine not rating roots manuva

sorry ,wrong post was meant for

>Monchi
He is like the best scout in the world. He doesnt get involve in training and coaching

>yfw we kill liverpoop
pep we're coming for you

neither, it would just be very entertaining

it's a shame it'll never happen

I literally can't imagine that.

still can't fathom tottenham's defeat.

not all man utd, city, real, barca, ect fans are plastic but they do miss out on the misery of supporting a team just below that tier of football clubs.

im just so sad lads

i wouldn't be too worried it wasn't a terrible performance. just a bit unlucky

Everyone's blaming Wembley, I suggest you hop on that bandwagon.

Has vertonghen become an alderweireldbabby?

your national team is an alderweiredlbabby

do you mean that Vertonghen is (overly) reliant on Alderweireld?

I didn't watch the game yesterday.

vertonghen's always been shit if that's what you mean

>walk on pitch
>see pic related
>wat do?

i like vert, and he is a solid defender but he is the one who gets caught out, never alder.

its alder that makes the deep plays that converts into chances, not vert.

its alder that scores, not vert.

vertonghen can clear but thats about it in my opininion.

still love him though

Can you not just shitpost on Bluemoon or something? You're not even funny to City fans

kys cuck

Really made me ponder

in fairness that place is a complete shithole

fucking hell lad, don't start getting sad over spurs losing, you'll end up killing yourself. we lose all the time, always in new, creative and more embarrassing ways. just part of what you sign up for when you start supporting tottenham desu

got on the bale bandwagon.

recently got my hopes up because of this cohesive unit that poch has managed to create.

hoped tottenham could have begun this season strongly but we have just become a laughing stock again.

and this is?????????

hes better than the hairy asian man at least

Fuck off, it's as good a start in the league as last year if not better.
Last night didn't go as hoped but it's one game of six. And they played well for the most part bar two instances of bad defending and the inability to finish.

>No caption needed

>The half-and-half hoodie is scarf was already bad enough, but Feyenoord appear to have created an incredible garish a quarter-quarter-quarter-quarter variation.

>Truly horrific.


Confirming that for you to be a Mirror editor/writer, you just have to be a failure in life that has a strictly pessimistic view of the world.

To be fair that is a particularly daft scarf to make.

they're just appealing to their audience. most english football fans try to have as little fun as possible

Well if you're an ultra of one of those teams I can kinda see where you're coming from.

I'm sure Feyenoord anticipated that they could make more money on merchandising knowing a big team will be in town and they just saw an opportunity to make some needed cash. And when people come from 100s of kms away they usually want to leave with a memento.

Knowing the Eredivise has shit sponsoring deals compared to the big 3 leagues I don't see why people would be so triggered.

>Mirror
>no journalistic integrity
>just appealing to their audience

this

they look like they cost about 50p

>ect

Etc. Short for et cetera.

every pence counts ;^)

>de gay

Why so dead today? Thread is up for almost 8 hours and there are 72 posts.

Arsenal news: Alexis Sanchez will only sign new contract if it includes release clause

Sanchez is also asking for a significant pay rise on his £130,000-a-week wages

Kek
>arse

>make release clause £120m
>nobody ever matches it
>????
>profit!!

Kek
>livershit

Why would he agree to that.

Kek
>(You)

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>he bought a ps4
>his bed is a childs bed

Why did you reply? Also, the most a team can win is a septuple, but since CWC isn't played by English teams, it's sextuple.

>amy adams and isla fisher are in an upcoming movie together
oh no, i can't tell them apart on a good day

Why did Ronaldo or whomever it was agreed £300m release clause agree to it?

>Tottenham are confident they will break the UK record for stadium naming rights once the club's new 61,000-seater ground is built. (Sun)

What is the name will be?

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la liga players are legally required to have release clauses though

he wants a release clause so a big club can afford him for a reasonable amount if they want him

ronaldo is at real madrid, why would he want to leave?

Oh right of course, Sanchez is demanding a release clause because he's planning to retire at Arsenal, it's clear to me now.

I was going to say some fake Arab business that operates as a propaganda project, but those lads aren't going to want to sponsor Spurs.

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how many bings until united game 2am here, bout to head to bed unless its soon

1 bong 15 bings

i'm guessing the only way they'll get that is if it's also the name for NFL games so something to do with america

73 bings la

2 bong, my customer

Carlo would heem him in the CL.

lyl

>not counting small minor irrelevant pre-season trophies to increase your trophy count

thanks lads

Trump Arena

Sponsership money paid for by the US taxpayer.

surely if you knew you were going to jail soon you wouldn't start transitioning