How do you make a good cup of coffee Sup Forums?

How do you make a good cup of coffee Sup Forums?

>1 big scoop of beans for every 1,5 dl water.
>Wait 3 min and press down gently
>???
>Profit

1 teaspoon coffee per mug
Use boiling water
Let it cool down

>4032/2
>beans
>not using grounded coffee

>not using fresh beans directly from the tree
What are you? A pussy?

have you consider suicide fucking faggot?

french press
one tablespoon of raw maple syrup

In the past quite frequently.

These days. No. I'm yet to exhaust all of the drugs out there before I consider it.

>Tell the bitch to make a good cup of coffee or next time, she takes it in the shitter

That's no way to talk about your mother, user.

kek'd hard

French press faggot detected.

I actually didnt see that cumming

kek

I hit the espresso button once and the coffee button once and then put in sprinkle of sugar followed by a dash of whole milk. Or if im feeling fancy I fill the milk cup up with skim, stick the machines straw in it and hit cappuccino, but then I have to take the whole fucking thing apart and clean it. Not worth it for a single serving on most days. Good for gatherings though.

The only possible way to fuck up these days is with a French press.

Other than buying bad beans. Honestly blue mountain isn't that much better than a decent blend but don't get the burnt stuff.

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what's that shit nigga?

Use cool ranch water.

put a little salt in the grinds before u brew

> Go to kitchen
> grab tea bag
> put tea bag on cup
> let the kettle boil
> pour the water into cup
> take out tea bag and pour milk into cup
Tea master race report in
all of you coffee jews can be boiled to death

>Find a liberal arts major
>Get them to make you one
>Profit

Tea is for faggots and old people

Tea has a lot less caffeine though. I drink coffee for that energy lift.

Next to a warm fire.

Add cinnamon.

Faggot, unless you weigh 98 lb that cup of coffee isn't doing shit, it's psychosomatic.

If you want energy sleep and eat like a human and not a fucking animal, or failing that, take caffeine pills/chug energy drinks.

Throw that shit out the window and make a cup of tea.

Pic related.

fam

Dude you're discussing with me. I'm a dude who uses modafinil therapeutically. I know how caffeine works. It works. I also weigh 130lbs. So yes lower amounts works better for me.
I also take caffeine pills. My favourite is aspirin 800mg with 90mg caffeine 400mg acetaminophen. I got hooked to that. Amazing on an empty stomach.

why did you download it twice you stupid inbred faggot?

lel your're gay

lel your're autistic. And you can't even spell shit properly.

>your're
Go skullfuck your sister inbred fuking yellow nigger faggot

I spelt it the way to spelt it you fuking retard.

drip,,put h20 on farberware lectric c pot,heat up,pour over ss fine strainer,,,,,,,,perk,put coffee in basket
plug in it stops when drip hot h20 finishes bubbling,
take out basket,pour cold water in, camping style ,add 1 tbsp loose ground coffee
per cup, plug in,it stops when it;s hot coffee,pour into ss strainer on top of mug.

How high are you rn?

Because I'm drunk, clearly.