Boredom thread

boredom thread

ignore me, iam just here for porn

well if nobody else ends up showing up i'm just going to let it die

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man it's so bad when I actually have disposable income

what did I buy this fucking litten plushy for

maybe you want to cuddle with it
i don't know

it's really more of a desk toy

cute af tho

i didn't know how big it was
the pokemon looks cute

he's adorable

not evolving him past form 2 ever

i'm assuming because of stats?
or is the third form ugly? or both?

third form is a fucking luchador, I can't stand how it looks

that sounds pretty awful
who would actually want that other than some edgy character on the TV show

Mexicans, probably.

i should have assumed that

rockruff might be the cutest dog pokemon so far

it's pretty cute too
i had to look up what it looked like
i imagine there will be a lot of porn of them

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Its midnight evolution, the dark lycanroc, is 10/10 furry porn bait. It even has an emo haircut.

I got sun though since I like the sun form's stats better.

yeah, that is maximum porn bait right there

i forgot that each version had different things to cuck the other with

pokemon company are the biggest jews ever and I just keep giving them money

i've seen people give their money to even bigger jews who do even worse of a job on games, you're definitely not the worst

moar porn pls

because you asked i'm not posting more

at least the game freak kikes make decent video games, arguably

better games than a lot of other companies I see pushing out.

most video games just suck, as a rule

overwatch seems ok

continue posting pornography

overwatch is bad

yeah but a lot suck less than most

overwatch is shit until proven otherwise

I played it drunk with caitlyn for like 7 hours yesterday so my perception may be biased

i think you would have to be drunk to enjoy it

i will tell u funny story pls continue fag

>first litten is bold natured
>have to soft reset and go through 20 years of cutscenes again
fuck me

I had fun, but I didn't think hard enough about the game to determine if it's actually "good". Tracer appeals to me a lot though her blink has way more depth than I expected.

I wish it was a luchador. Its just a wrestler.

Yeah keep pretending it's not for the tracer ass

pokemon seasons: ever-changing 12: revengeance: so very tired

I'd play that game

I'm gay dude. I played tracer because she plays like a more complicated scout

tracer has a SHIT ASS

a less complicated scout, because double jump is harder to use

the blizzard I knew died when they stopped caring about anything other than money or at least cared about money more than they used to, which was around when they merged with Activision.
ever since they have only released sub-par products
I won't even play the free weekend for Overwatch

i don't know about that

>I'm gay dude
Really, tell me more. I had no idea.

activision blizzard was the end, yes

>sassy nature
FUCK THIS GAME

oh it's you

blinking is harder for me but I've also spent 20million hours playing scout so

i think the game just wants you to suffer

I'm not even picky, I just want a nature that's not -speed or -atk

But of course.

Oh you get the new pokemon or something?

this dog wants to collar you and take you for a walk. do you let him?

Yeah. I'm resetting for a male litten with a nongarbage nature. Also it's gonna be named Caitlyn, the rest of the party is probably getting thread names too.

Who should lycanroc be named after?

I'm naming the title legendary after you since you often open with "morning, sunshine" and it seems appropriate.

imagine if TF2 never had a hostile takeover
it might actually have still been fun to play
why is his dick coloured like a horse's

>bold again
I'm gonna fucking shoot myself this is statistically awful

I'd care about Overwatch if it was actually balanced. I'm not a fan of hard counters in MOBAs/character shooters.

at least they nerfed the dead ringer. i can play it happily again after that.

yes

spy went from irrelevant to more irrelevant

>I'm not a fan of hard counters in MOBAs/character shooters.
I'm not a fan of hard counters in pretty much any game, actually.

>Who should lycanroc be named after?
Your mother

If you get one of those mind-control harem lizards, name that after me

4 in 625 chance, in fact.

Wow, fight me.

No, you're gonna be solgaleo, deal with it.

Ay bay bee

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i can't play happily again until they perm ban all of the ponyhumpers and if i were to get my inventory back. but that ship had sailed a long time ago

i'd care about overwatch if it was made by Blizzard and not their jew counterpart.

hey you finally showed up
please bless my litten with a nonshit nature

I lay my hand lightly on its forehead and pet it.
Best of luck.

No fuck you. mind control rape lizard

you can't stop me

welp that didn't work, -speed nature

this is out of control

dude just hack the ROM

Call me old-fashioned, but I just like playing the game in a straightforward manner, not worrying about optimization.
And bara cats.

at this point I'm gonna throw my 3ds out the window and go play showdown

I'm not going for optimization, I'm just going for not the worst of all worlds

you suck

Well I'm the type of guy that doesn't even look at nature stuff except as a cute quirk.

What even is the mind control rape lizard anyway

I take this game way 2 seriously

In theory, hard counters in a system where you can change on the fly would work. In practice, you get McCree spam.

That's been my stance on Blizzard for years now. Starcraft 2 was a rehash, D3 sucked, Hearthstone and HotS are trash. Overwatch was the only thing that looked like people cared about it, and then you remember Blizzard and trying to balance shit so its fun and equal, and you weep in the corner.

cause regular dog dicks are gross and unnatural

Stop overthinking and just enjoy the experience.

I'm in way too deep dude it's too late for that

holy shit I just realized incineroar looks like ganondorf as a cat

He follows Smash on a professional level. There's no saving him.

Salandit/Salazzle

Only female Salandit evolve, and they basically build harems

Excerpt from Salandit:
>The female can also release pheromones that attract males of all species, including humans. Additionally, these pheromones may cause opponents to be controlled by this Pokémon's will

Sun description of Salazzle:
>"For some reason, only females have been found. It creates a reverse harem of male Salandit that it lives with."

Mind control harem lizards

oh

I'm probably not gonna use that since I am using the fire type starter tho

Haha wow only nerds would do that.
Take 10 shots so you can't think.

actually wait
>111 spatk and 117 speed
I'm using the shit out of this

it's too early to start drinking

pretty much, SC2 died when it was out, I could not play D3 past act 3 it was so bad, HS and HotS are just money machines and I don't really care about their balancing at this point, it's just that the games have been bad enough to warrant not playing or paying for in the future.
the only blizzard games I'll play still are private WoW servers, Warcraft 3 or Brood War.

we're at 7 consecutive -speed or -atk natures
FUCK

>building a team based on types and synergy
awful

Gotta have that fatty special attack to mind control your nubile lizard-fuckboys

caitlyn is going to be in your harem, congrats

>it's too early to start drinking
who ever stops?

>not loving your pokemon for who they are

Sure.
You want to know what's earlier than any time?
Right when getting out of bed.
Sound familiar?

I have a sip to get out of bed. A SIP.

Everyone is going to be in my harem, because I am the rape-harem lizard.

Oh god there could be so much porn of this

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Legion was ok, so much better than WoD, but I'm burnt on it. Trying out ESO right now.

I didn't know I had this fetish before.

i'm not even bothering with Legion
first part because i can't pay for it
second because fuck that

WARNING SIGN
That's a cat

>-atk
EIGHT
FUCKING EIGHT
THIS IS LITERALLY 10^8/25^8 ODDS OF HAPPENING

did i not say i think the game wants to make you suffer?

I'm gonna punch this fucking litten plush in its stupid fucking face

now now, the plush did nothing to you
it's the game
if anything, punch your 3ds

the plush has a face tho

imagine the 3ds has a face
it's pretty much the same thing

YES
PLUS DEF MINUS SPDEF
THAT IS BASICALLY NEUTRAL
YESSSSSSSSSSSS