User

user,
share something interesting about you and/or your life.

Jokes on you, faggot
I don't have a life.

I am a GOD TIER White/Arab mix race.
I can get all the pussy I want but Allah is life.

Training to become a plastic surgeon. I fukken love my job.

ive been married for 10 years and cheated on my wife over 100 times and still havent been caught

I'm related to Paul Revere. Sometimes I try to keep that in mind when I fap to something degenerate

sometimes I forget to floss

Your mother was the white one, right?

i think people that don't identify with their actual gender has a mental illness. sand niggers are grotesque

I manage a psychic.

>Why would psychics need management when they always know whats going to happen

Do you fuck her? If not, you should.

Tell her "I'm a psychic too...because I know you wantin' this dick"

psychic does not mean omniscient.

and even if it did, do you still want to design your own ads, design your own website, do the accounting, taxes, and meetings?

HE is 75 years old

Anytime I bend my thumb backwards people instantly get disgusted by me and never talk to me again...

I'm in a relationship with another Sup Forumstard

dedicating my life to data exploration

>replying to Jaden's bait

i have sinsethesia

>Took the "letal" dose of Dextrometorphan 3 days ago
>Drive totally high to my mother's house
>Get her up at 4am
>Cry in the floor

Must i commit a suicide ?

I self taught myself guitar for 8 years and also drums and bass

yes an hero

me too, mostly with numbers

i can see music and taste colors

Lived in Shanghai for 4 years, was pretty dope. Instant ice breaker on any second talk

i drank a liter of vodka and nearly died

Just get some therapy

Gonna have a threesome pretty soon. Shits gonna be weird, but I've always wanted to spitroast a girl so I'm excited. No ass play so no DP. That sucks tho.

Well then you should fuck HIM. Better, faggot?

music give me such feels tho

did u saw any crazy low budget tech store full of gameboys?

I keep bees and make my own honey.

cool, i actually see the music playing as birght lights. i have playlist with songs that make the trip worth

Nice, man. I like that

Teaching myself a foreign language while simultaneously pursuing a doctoral degree and working full time

>tfw no more tumblr gf

my dad does the same thing. honey is really good and natural

Sauce/name???

Used to play wow on bdf?

i brew my own beer

irish red :)

some tumblr girls are hot as fuck the ones that use the site for cute pics and quotes

its pawn shop porn parody search it on xvideos

15 lbs of honey
6 gallons of water
1 package of champagne yeast
3-4 weeks fermenting
you'll have a really nice dry mead. about 10-12% abv. :)

I know right?!

It was fun while it lasted

Yeah, shitton of dvd, cd, games all shit quality but cheap as fuck. Neighbourhoods you would expect to only find garbage since the houses were made of it suddenly 1000 dvds

From Australia. 27 dating a 17yo. Make $920 a week after tax. Own 3 cars. Very respected in my community. Have a son who's 10yo

I am the only living being on earth. Your other only exists in my imagination

Stopped reading at Australia. You koala bear raping cunt.

I'm currently plotting to break someone's knee caps with a steel bar and get away with it.

nice i atually want to go there and see cheap shit

that sounds great
i suspect i induced myself at a young age without noticing it
its a mix of imagery, mental stretch and sub memory

from what i read people have this at a whole different level, must explain lots of human creative turn

self aggrandizing is not a respectable attribute. :)

yeah and they are freaky so u get nice sex and not missionary

Sometimes I lie awake at night starring at my ceiling and realize that I am one of a million in a species stuck in a planet in a never ending ride thru the an empty black abyss, knowing that I have little to no power in life and now enough time to enjoy or even figure out how to control it, but I'm still grateful that I have the ability to know that I'm sentient and look in the mirror and realize that being one in a million is a grate thing since I am one of so many in this world that knows all but does little. I also wonder to myself what will the future hold, what other dimensions are there and even though we have so much power and ability to control matter and life around ourselves why so mabey people choose to waste it. Also Vaporware is dope AF

I made this thing

i might have it it depends. try it at night put music that is mostly intrumental

>floss
i've never flossed, i'm 22.

Sometimes at night i smell my socks and cry historically

german cuck

She was into that actually. choking, slapping, tieing up. It was great

cheers m8

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I am the next door noise maker.

I'm about to finish my third semester of uni, my grade average is 97% and at the beginning of this semester I started working at the theoretical computer science department

I go to dating sites and talk to all the ugly girls and act nice to the point where they want to fuck because they believe im the guy they are destined to be together forever. After we fuck i block them and never speak to them

music is one of the only thing that can makes me stop looking without closing my eyes, its really hard to explain; im not picturing anything in my head and i'm still eyes open but i stop looking litterally i'm 100% listening + feeling
idk for other people but i really can't stop looking when my eyes are opened

>The British are coming... and so am i!


>GOD TIER
>mix race.

You may only pick one annon.

German flag without overt islamic symbols on them visiable from thumbnail.

that might get your head cut off over there these days annon.

i recently figured out that if i eat one meal a day for a few weeks i might not go broke before christmas

Job?

You are a disease

>You and your girl had a kid when you were 17 and she was 7

I knew australia was fucking degenerate but that's really awful guy

About 3 years and 3 months ago I was single, in high school in europooria, just built a gaming PC and waited for a project called VENICE UNLEASHED to drop for BF3.

>in a couple months I got a GF
>made plans to move to London in order to make something out of myself and not become an alcoholic like everyone else at home
>fast forward,2015
>survived school, graduated
>got my first job at an airline company, did 6 months and bought the tickets for me and gf to London
>got offered the position of team manager, and project manager from said job
>nopeimleaving.jpg
>arrive in London Nov/2015 to start from scratch
>doing shit illegal jobs for £3 an hour to pay the rent for months
>gf became a bitch, did nothing to help, almost had me kicked out of house even tho I was the only one working
>poor as fuck came 2016
>somehow survived, finally got a decent job, customer service for the Post Office
>doing pretty well, everyone likes me
>leave gf, move out in April
>June 2016, working a famous beauty company, full o` cash

>November 2016
>just got promoted
>shits cash

>VENICE UNLEASHED STILL NOT OUT

Thinking about rolling a blunt and having a wank, feeling pretty good but I haven`t touched a pussy since April.

I'm getting my masters degree from Harvard divinity.

I taught myself guitar from youtube and have written about 6 songs that no one has ever heard

K Sup Forums, let s share this with you:
>I was an eroin addicted for something like 7/8 years.
>I met this girl, stranger in my country(we both european).She s a nurse and we both fell in love for each other.
>she helped me to quit drugs and i won.
>4 years happy, no drugs, nice job and live with her.
>A fucking day she tell me:user, i must go to my country for a few days, my fathers not good.
>She leave.
>I m so in love for her, so when she s not with me, to masturbate, i serach ****nian short black hair girl fucked in porn browser.
>One of firsts videos comes out, fucking god, she s her when she was younger.
>Heart breaks in two prts.
>Damn it s impossible..can t be her...-I search for more-I found a lot lot of video with her being fucked.
>she come back to home, i tell her i know all and she just say -it s my past-
>Day after, even if i m angry i want to fuck her, i take her clothes off and i can see hematomas, typical bruising on his legs as if the strong male hands had close.she probably gone to her country to being fucked for a porno.
She s my wife now.

I participated in two different revolutions, saved at least three lives and got 5 killed.

Link please

Karlee Grey

*Estonian

I think you better tell us what her porn name is for research purposes

i am electricfag
i love my job
pic related, someone else's job i had to fix

You're the outflow of my vagina

You got great imagination then :*

I've published a book that has sold well.

I work as a Personal Trainer
I get paid £40 an hour (because of extra qualifications I can charge more than the average £30 an hour), I currently have 5 recurring clients who hire me for 3 hours a week each.
I fuck all of them at least once a week while I'm on the clock, one has confessed her love for me, all of them make me food during/after our sessions and kiss me before I leave, I've also been paid to go on holiday with one of them where we basically sunbathed, fucked and did body weight exercises in Bali.
None of them know about one another.

they say having a porn star as a wife is fucking cash

don`t be like the 12 year olds on here, enjoy fam!

Is pic before or after you?

dude awesome.

before
this is after kek

'Merican here, can never be too sure. All of our wiring looks horrible, tucked behind breaker panel covers so no one cares how it looks.

I am asian american

are you asian or american tho

Asian

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yeah

>be shopping for houses
>breaker boxes look like pic related only smaller and yet still somehow just as many wire

I put an offer on a house with the condition that he have it rewired first... he did not like that.

But fuck him im not buying his mess.

But hay the house i bought had a passable job done until i remodeled the basement and found burried and hidden junction boxes.

I would fix it but we are gonna move in a few years so meh.

Its my dream to build my own house so i can do a proper fucking job with foundation drainage and wiring.

i live in a tent.

its p sweet actually.

i want my crush to be fucked by a black guy

>Been to at least 5 plane crashes
>Saved some woman from running into a brushfire
>Saw celebrity light herself on fire (actually, she was only smoldering at that point)
>Dated said celebrity's MILF attorney (who was married and had great tits)
>Actually fucked hot chicks off Craigslist for free without my dick falling off
>Routinely got to screw around with NFA items
>Literally had the keys to the city
>TFW little to no adult supervision
>Free helicopter rides
>Too much shit that I forget

I am a real estate investor. Just went on a 10 day trip to San Diego, my partners paid for all of it

Oh yeah, all before 30