And this is my mom, user

>And this is my mom, user
>say something nice to her

I'd hug her

I'd hug her so tight

Her cellulite makes me think of fermenting bread dough

I like bread

Mrs. Smith you sure eat well

I'd throw her back into the ocean.

at least it's mostly on the legs. her ass seems mostly free of it which is very good considering how much it can ruin a good ass.

That Southern Charms Crystal Bottoms, dickshit

>oh darnit
>user I dropped my ring between the couch
>can you help me?

Fair call user.

That face screams 'ive had 5 kids' though...

no one was claiming it was OC fuckboy go back to redit

...

>sure mom
>try under the couch

Hi Momanon! Cute vids tent my tidy entities, Willya play my trumplet?

more of her

bumb

>something nice

Can't.
Too fat.

id eat her out

well it's not like you'd marry her, just the occasional rough fuck behind everyone's backs.

Hey mom, your son is a faget

Bump

I would stretch that ass and leave like all the other men before....