How does Sup Forums wake up?
>1kg of coffee
>1g meth
>100 push ups
>10km run
>cold shower
>valsava maneuvers
>still room for a ice top latte from starbucks at 6am sharp in time for 100 more situps and a line of coke
>I work as a lawyer the days are tough
>I roll out of bed
>weed
>food
Is meth everyday healthy?
Out of bed
Shower
Smoke a bowl
Cereal
Roll out of bed
Drive to work
Lets file this post under "Shit that never happened", thanks Margaret
>wake up, shit, brush teeth
>Warm up food for lunch
>Make eggos, add peanut butter
>Drink a pint of chocolate milk
>bike ride
>lift
>shower
>weed+news
>breakfast
>work
Try being a hazmat tech
>move 400 lb drums
>huge gloves means i have to do chemistry in my head
>have to unfuck everything cause some PhD thought mixing HCL and KCN was a good idea
>have to negotiate with regulators who dont know how to wear a hard hat
>if i fuck things up then I will get blown up
>boss says we have no money for pay raises even though we made 2 million dollars last month in profits.
punch the snooze button on the alarm twice in a row
stare at the ceiling
regret life decisions
piss, shower, brush teeth. deodorant. clothes. moisturiser. style my hair. shoes.
keys, wallet, phone, bag. check the weather. umbrella.
subway to work. stare at the other shitmunchers on public transport. what the fuck happened to make these people so miserable.
office. turn on pc. aeropress coffee. defecate.
stare at computer regretting life decisions.
Wake up.
Immediately down adderall.
Snooze for an hour until it kicks in.
Get up. Down a cup of coffee.
Shit, shower, shave.
Dress and head to work.
>Glass of water
>Slice of bread with quince jam
>Shower
>Brush teeth
>Get dress
>Pair of braces
>Tie
>Hat
>Work
...
Think I've spoke with you on a thread on Wednesday night? Adderall thread perchance?
>Cold shower
>Coffee
>Run
I only do meth when studdying for exams, and that's only the most hardcore ones. If you need it to wake up you have a serious problem.
If it's a workday I microdose LSD
If it's a weekend I take LSD.
So you're basically Peter Jackson?
>wake up early
>brush teeth in the shower
>take supplements/roids
>gym
>shower
>work
>girlfriend
>meeting
>black ops 3
Not me. Lots of people take adderall.
>Wake up
>Walk into other room
>Work for 8-10 hours
>Eat
>Games
>Maybe sex
>Sleep
Repeat
Ritalin
Post your gf pl0x
How do you manage to work for 8-10 hrs continously without feeling the urgent need to eat?
I might have a couple light snacks on some days but mostly I just tank coffee and cigarettes
job?
Have you not built up a resistance to it?
I though psychadelics did that rather quickly
I don't remember ever seeing my ceiling while laying down. People look up like that? Maybe I do it without noticing.
Alarm goes off 10 minutes before work.
Snooze for 7 minutes,
Roll out of bed, apply alcohol sanitiser to entire body, spray with deodorant.
Iron shirt, quicker than the speed of fucking sound. Apply 3 piece suit to body,
spit in hand, slick back hair and beard.
Walk out of front door, turn left, walk 26 paces.
Arrive at work.
Begin work, recieve countless comments about how good i look that day.
work for 17 hours, go home, masturbate furiously then sleep. Do it all again next day.
MFW i run a restaurant and live on-site
MFW i have no face.
I do this too. Im mad enough to set my alarm 15 mins early just so I can do precisely this so im not late for work
Why would you take a shit at work? Why not shit at home? Wtf is wrong with you?
In a pit of my own filth and junk food wrappers. Smoke a bowl. Go back to sleep for another hour. Finally get out of bed, make pot of espresso, drink, take shit, do house work. Repeat.
You work at a restaurant. Shave the beard off.
>apply alcohol sanitiser to entire body
why
bip bip bip bip bip
>fucking hell, not already
snooze
>fucking hell
snooze
>zzz
snooze
>zzz
snooze
>...
snooze
>okay, i've been snoozing an hour, time to get up
lurk the news on my mobile
read a couple of articles and also the comics
put phone back into charger and hit the showers
put lotion in my face because dry AF
put on deodorant
put wax in hair
get dressed
go to bus stop
sleep on bus
drink coffee at work exceedingly
...
>wake up
>quick breakfast usually some fruit and toast and orange/apple juice
>shave
>quick shower
>go to work
Why waste lsd like that. You build up a tolerance quickly.
I would rather have an awesome trip every few weeks.
Wake up
Dress
Wash face and mouth
Skip breakfast
Do homework
Go to school
:)
your job sounds kinda cool though