What would Sup Forums do during a zombie apocalypse?

What would Sup Forums do during a zombie apocalypse?

Get weapon and kill anyone who approches me

Same as always... Jerking off and shitposting.

Die without leaving the apartment, browsing Sup Forums to the end.

>gather supplies
>reinforce settlement
>browse internet and watch movies&series until power goes off
>idle until suicidal or have to move on

Would go to my father in laws farm with my hunting rifles and tell my friends to go there aswell. Its safe there and you can build walls around it.

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I would lick your asshole

get the fuck out of my house

Statistically speaking I'd likely be a zombie .

Hunker down and wait for it to pass. I live in the middle of no where. There's plenty of wild game, a fresh enough water supply and I have a ton of ammo.

>tfw I actually look forward to a zombie apocalypse but know it can never happen

Feels bad man

Depends how depressed I am.
Would put up a fight if I felt good... if I feel like I do today I'd just go outside and let them eat me.

Get to the country. Set up shop. Shoot anyone I don't know.

You a school shooter?

That would limit the customers to your shop though..

sorry didnt know that was your wife...

Nope just a early 30s white dude that likes to target shoot.

>just realized that's the exact personality of a school shooter

But seriously I just enjoy guns. And once you start buying ammo it kind of becomes an addiction.

Commit suicide when the internet goes down for more than a week.

I'd kill people over cans of beans.

I'd get a baseball bat, give it a name and talk about it as if it was a person.