1- Count to three

1- Count to three
2- Bewbs, thighs, thigh gap, hips or ass?

I'm a 29 year old virgin. I'll fucking take anything at this point.

1. Wahid ithnan thalat
2. I'm not lesbian ew

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HAMSTERDAMN?

all of them at different combinations, circumstances and women

H-hello...

Everything else is negotiable, but a bad ass is just sad. So, ass>everything else

>having a preference

Feet

the finn has a point

feetfags out

farts>ass>thighs>bewbs

1- cunt
2- brraaaaphole

yeah this.

Small tits, no problem
No thighs, she can have nice legs and ass to make up for it
bad legs, at least she has an ass

No ass, just start the whole thing over.

Personality.

1. Ett, två, tre
2. lår (thighs)

but you can build a nice ass with exercise; boobs on the other hand can't be done (naturally)

grab her by the personality

Need a nice voice, sucker for a sexy voice.

working out won't give you a big ass. just a muscular one.

>Hips
>Ass
>Tits
also

you can actually build a big and well rounded ass with the proper combination of routine, alimentation (fat ingestion), supplements, and perseverance

By the way, how do cellulites work? Can they be avoided with the right diet and exercises, or is a girl who has them doomed for life?

Cute face > boobs (shape, not size) > thighs > hips > ass > thigh gap

The absolute worst is when a girl has a nice body and then the nipples and areola are ugly as fuck. Ruins everything

I really don't trust my self to speak on this, ask /fit/ or find a reliable online source.

>That gap
UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

This, ive seen lotta of pretty girls with bug boobs but absolutely 0 ass and they just look weird standing or as a whole.
Fuck off weeb

get that ass operated whore out of here

real asses >>>>>>>>> plastic asses

Legs

I have to agree, after a certain point it's uncanny.

as far as I can tell, cellulites appears when:
1. you're a fat and lazy ass
2. you have an unbalanced alimentation (which lead to deficienties of important stuff for your skin like colagen)
3. the freaking DNA and the predisposition of your body to fail at certain things, like to manage fat deposits

to which solutions (in general) are:

1. depending on your laziness, most of the times the solution is cardio and to take any oportuniti you have to take a walk to your home, work, to visit a friend, or even when you're fucking, take the lead and work out that ass
2. go to a nutriologist
3. a combination of 1 and 2, maybe + doctor, analisys and personal trainer

also this and be prepared to run the extra mile

1 flag
2 2d armpits
I'm a girl too lol :p

shut up... you're not my real mom

hips and ass for some good doggo style pounding

she won't come out of the screen

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would you pound me if i had both

1. a haon, a dó, a trí
2. feet in stockings

Yes

Bottoms?

Nah

ok

how can people not choose the ass

M U H D I K
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not int related

Yes, cuz generals, feels and meme threads are 100% int related.

A woman's best trait is her riding ability. If she can cover 9 feet without a single drink of diet coke she's a keeper.

Face>Ass>Thighs>Boobs
Anything else is wrong

>brazilian
>prefers ass
pottery

Tits man myself but I really love a good set of shoulders or a sexy back on a woman.

Fat titties > Big areolas > Cute accent >>>>>>>>> everything else

what pottery means?

it means lurk moar newfag

ass

big white tiddies

>ass

1. WAN TOO TREE VIVA L'ALGÉRIE
2. Waist to hips ratio

This