Ask a norwegian anything

Ask a norwegian anything

>inb4 butter crisis of '08

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Ever eat fermented shark?

nope, but I often eat fermented salmon

er det sandt at i bader i olie?

Why are you so much hated by the swedes and fins?

vi har en god del olje ja!

dunno about hate from the fins, but norwegians and swedes have always had this dispute. Maybe because swedes are inferior or that we tricked them into getting our own constitution?

what was it like to live through the butter crisis of '11

Never heard of the constitution thing. Can you elaborate?

Also as German the most esential question: how can you finance an alcoholic induced excess with your prices?

how big is your cock ?

any photos ?

we were under union with sweden, but through determination we got to be our own country!

consuming alchohol is hell, we take vorspiel(pregame) really seriously, drink as much as we can before hitting the clubs.

it was alright, there were allot of shortage in butter, but not margarine somehow, so we managed

I will remember that next year, when I go fishing in your fjords again.

Always funny, when you speak in your language, In Germany, if you ask for a vorspiel, you will get several slaps from women, because in our country it means the sexy times before sex

>Ask a norwegian anything
Hvorfor er du på Sup Forums en lørdagskveld?

haha, i didnt know that!

>In Germany, if you ask for a vorspiel, you will get several slaps from women, because in our country it means the sexy times before sex
Well, it can mean that in Norwegian too. So it's depending on the context. Anyway, it's a loanword from German in Norwegian.

spør samme til deg, mitt svar: weed

Is all good Norwegian metal black Meta;?

Venter på svar fra en fuckbuddy om vi skal stikke ut sammen.

Not OP, but yes. Black metal is the only good Norwegian metal. Well, except for thorium of course.

most of it is black yes, but there are some other non black metal bands. for instance, kvelertak

Norway sucks balls.

>Er norsk, hater meg selv og homselandet.

>ikke op men,
for sosialt retarda for festing, ingen venner og jeg har aldri gjort noe annet enn å sitte forran pc'n hele helga og fappa.

kvelertak ekke metall!!

går vell under sjangeren heavy metal?

trist liv, prøv weed

They were so weak that they had to resort to subterfuge to get out of a union that was FOR THEIR OWN GOOD

So because of that backstabbing we didn't help them in ww2

Går under sjangeren hard rock eller "black 'n' roll".

cause we are whiter then Sweden. Finland is Sweden's cock bitch so they follow cause Sweden make them. swedes have as we all know 10% immigrants in their country. Norway have 2% and is currently one of the whitest countries in the world. the extreme left government in Sweden are mad at Norway for not being like them.

>hater meg selv og homselandet
Hvorfor?

Sikkert greit å få seg en hobby i ditt tilfelle.

16 cm is the average in Norway. 6 inches for american bros

and rather help the nazis? and didnt help norway by sheltering our resistance force? supplying them with clothes, food and ammunition?

time to read some more history bro

>den følelsen når min er 15 erigert og 6 i slapp tilstand

Is it worth learning norwegian? How hard is it on a scale from english to islandish?

hmm, vet ikke ass, er kanskje rock ja

Er ikke helt rock heller, for har innslag av metal med vrælingen (growling) og noen breakdowns her og der. Men fett er det i alle fall!

I don't see the point, other than speaking with norwegians?

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depends on what language group your native language is, for instance learning norwegian while fluent in dutch is easier than learning norwegian with polish background. as norway and dutch both come from germanic.

dont know if its worth learning, a good thing is that if you have learned it, you can understand danish and swedish aswell.

yeah but that was just us being polite, cause we're Swedish. We helped Milorg and other resistance fighters, but we also let the Germans come through. And we sold them iron ore

>I don't see the point, other than speaking with norwegians?
Well many people are fleeing to the nordic countries because of the booming economy and the tests for basic income. And I may want to earn my piece of the cake, just like with china.

My father's english and he learned it in about 1-2 years. Most foreigners that i know who've learned it learned it pretty fast tho.

Not OP, but from my experience teaching myself (a native English speaker) Swedish (which is more than close enough to Norwegian to be able to use as an example) on and off for the past two years, it is quite similar to English in a lot of ways and you'd be able to pick it up quite fast. The grammar is pretty easy and has similarities to English, alphabet just has 3 extra letters compared to English, and pronunciation isn't too difficult, but it will take time to "perfect"

im not on a phone. but here you go cunt
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I'm American but have taught myself a little bit of Norwegian with Duolingo. If I get proficient in the language and shit, would you fags let me move there?

why? are you but hurt over trump?

A lot of America, myself included, is butthurt over Trump. But I've always wanted to move to Scandinavia anyway.

Thanks for the info. I will then start to learn speaking like the barbaric vikings

socialism sucks. i am going to move to america now that trump will fix shit. we can switch places dude.

if you can handle terrible weather, an insanely stupid population, a military that cant sustain itself, and apeshit retarded politics, then sure.

Checked and why not wait, till Italia has their voting on 4th of december? If they vote conservative, Europe basically is a thing of the past

What's so terrible about the weather? I prefer colder climates. Also isn't Norway one of the best educated countries in the world?

learning a language is really all about determination, if you move here and are forced to learn it to function in society. It will go pretty fast then i guess

You need to have an actual reason to move. They don't grant you permanent residency just because you like it there more. Either you need to land a job there (before you move there), study there, or have family there (you can marry a Norwegian and maybe then move.)

dunno about our education, i think our system is pretty shit.

the weather goes from beatiful winter to rain where everything you see is ice, no snow, just ice

I never had problems learning a language. I participate in online communities and then I am forced to learn their language without moving there.

>you can marry a Norwegian and maybe then move
I would love to do this, but for an autist like me, the job is probably more realistic.

if your child gets integrated in the school, you also get permanent citizenship, as the goverment cant throw the child away from school and shit

Have you guys ever thought about a completely european army? The states with a higher GNP pay the states with a weak GNP to train and equip soldiers for europe. The price could be above the GNP of the weak states and we would still save money.

This would allow highly trained soldiers and at the same time support the economy of those weak countries.

You'll have to be pretty fluent in Norwegian and / or pretty fucking good at something that a company would hire an outsider rather than a native Norwegian.

then it shouldnt be a problem, as english and norwegian are heavily influenced by each other. grammaticly they are quite similair

Forgot inb4 norgwegen isn't part of the eu
They still pay all the solidary costs and are factually members

this sounds like something in the political idea of the european super state.

right now in norway we are considering shutting our military down and let the americans establish some bases and protect us

Is jus a joke //Sweden

Norway is not part of the EU. we are basically superior to any EU country in one way or another. we are a rich country with a influential government with powerful allies and low immigration. the only poor people in Norway are the people without jobs. i could literally work at MC Donald's as a burger flipper and earn enough to be considered upper middle class in a normal EU country. the thing that sucks with Scandinavia is socialism. but it's tolerable. it's only a nuisance. if it is in the way of my goals in life, i can just move to another country. Norway is Independent from Europe and if Europe is fucked, Norway will just laugh at the chaos. we don't need to care about European politics. the only way Norway will be fucked is if our own government fucks up.

What's the name of that day when teens are supposed to get fucking drunk and fuck everybody? Any good stories about this?
K thx nigga

yes. come see if you like it. if you are poor, just leave though. everything is expensive as fuck here relative to tourists.

>everyone in Norway enjoys a high standard of living
>socialism sucks
Are you missing something here, or am I?

My country had this kind of "protection" for the last decades, but with Trump wanting to remove all bases from europe, we are pretty much forced to create our own protection against russia as aggressor

I'm not poor, but I'm certainly not rich either. I'm financially a pretty average American. That would probably put me below the average Norwegian, from the impression I am getting, but I live in one of America's more expensive cities already. I don't imagine it could be THAT much worse.

butter crisis was 2011, you faggot

Norway wont join. we have some agreements with the EU even if we are not a part of it, but if any of them overlap that retard shit, Norway ill abandon it.

I believe you're talking about "russefeiring" and its not a day... its 17 days

So it's viking springbreak or wat

day? its "officialy" from may 1st to the 17th, but we start way earlier, we wear special clothes through 1st to 17th.

this period is called "russetia" (cant translate this one) and yeah, it gets pretty crazy

is basically our way of celebrateing graduation year.

last opinion poll on joining eu was 54% for if im not mistaken..

Chill dude, I was only asking for your thinking in the hindsight, that america is abandoning europe and we are forced to establish a protection by ourselves.

seeing whats happening in the EU now, this will never happen. Norway is completely fucked otherwise.

just allot of teens, gather tons of money, buys buses. pimps them the fuck out with expensive lights and stereo, drive around completely shitfaced, go to huge organized parties and win contents who has the coolest bus

i think this poll was some time before #brexit and all the other shit going down

it's almost impossible to be rich relative to a Norwegian though. the american dream is not even a dream in Norway. if you work hard in a dangerous job, you will just pay more taxes in the end anyways. america in the 60's had the exact same as we in Norway have now, the difference is that if you want to be rich you cant. i could earn 5 times more then someone here and the only difference it would make is that i'll have more money to spend on vacation next year. i cant buy a lambo and cruse around in because our roads were build bu under paid 20 year old apprentices, and i cant live in a much bigger house then my friends, as the view is the factor that decides property value. if i want to live like a king, i can't. no mater how good of an artist, businessman or doctor i am, i will always be a little over the rest. it's literally not worth it here. most of the business men move to other countries as soon as their company get's successful. it is good if you want to be a old man living away your life peacefully, but if not, Norway is not the place for you. in socialist Norway, everyone is the same class.

But funnily enough sweden and germany are earning money with the refugees. At the moment not much, but it is more than those countries pay for the refugees. I don't have an economics degree, so I can only guess, that the earnings will rise in the future.

This sounds appealing to me, honestly. I like what I understand about Scandinavian values, including what you just described. I can see how not everyone would, though.

yeah, you are mistaken. if i were to ask any Norwegian if they would want to join the EU, they'd laugh. it's ridicules. Norway would louse all it's befits. we would louse oil money and be bombarded with unregulated immigrants as the rest of Europe. some people want this, but the vast majority wont. i think you are getting mixed up in your statistics. your statistics sound really familiar to the religion statistic in Norway. 54% of the Norwegian people are atheist's. i think you got your numbers mixed up friendo

i might be mistaken about the numbers, but im pretty sure the last poll the bigger number was in favour of joining. honestly i dont know how, since all the people i know dont want to join