Describe a discography

Pretty simple game, say the artist and describe each album without saying the title.

Easy one incoming.

first album but not really
varying genres and lots of good shit.
has biggest hit.
electronic and beautiful strings
winter fucking
acapella bullshit
tribal songs and duets
nature
divorce

Deakin and his Magic Band

Bjork

borkerino

WINNER!

New one:
Debut with fucked up vocals
Has artists biggest hit
Meh.
New York and Shit
OMG IT'S THE MOST POPULAR SO IT'S HIS BEST!!!!11
Last one but jazzier.
I do hard rock now!
I do beautiful masterpieces now!
Throwback thursday.
A few decent duets but mostly a dud.
SUPER big hit, even though the other singles were much better.
That's all folks!
....No it isn't, classical time!

Thee Oh Sees clone
Western audiobook
Sitars and psych rhythms
murky psych rock
kraut/psych fusion
jazzy smooth collection of mellow tracks
acoustic tracks with some flute melodies
Heavy riff driven concept album
Turkish psych rock

here's an easy one

>underground hit
>critical acclaim, sells well
>last album with original guitarist who dies
>arguably the greatest album of all time
>first chart topper, but arguably their worst record
>last record, a return to form; lead singer then kills himself

Joy division

Easy one:
>Wow, compton sucks
>Wow, compton sucks
>We wuz kangz
>We wuz kangz, the rejects

sad and empty
repetition
cinematic
political
one half's good
massive

they only made 2 albums

Kendrique

I'll start with Bowie:
I want to write musicals!
I want to be Syd Barret!
I can't believe it's not Deep Purple!
My personal life is kooky
One gay alien
One mentally ill gay alien? In America
A boy and his diamond dog
Pssst I'm black
Pssssst I'm black also the occult is fun
I'm feeling kinda low
Germany is cool, get me off the streets
Let's get a beer and go on vacation
Cocaine wasn't fun, let me SCREAM for a minute
I'd like some money and hits. = SUCCESS
I'd like some money and hits. = Major disaster
I have no idea what I'm doing anymore
The Pixies are good, how do I write again?
The Pixies are good, how do I write again 2
Save me Nile! Let's get smooth jazzy
I'm Eno now. Surprise it's really me Bowie
Eno is back this time, also Blade Runner was good.
Just call me (Midlife Crisis Intensifies) David Goldie
Okay I'm old now time to relax.
Well 9/11 happened. People are spooky.
Well that was stressful, let's have fun!
My legacy was strange huh? Oh did you see my book collection?
I'm sick, zero fucks given. Let's go.

>Let's get a beer and go on vacation
...That is the best god damn way I've ever seen Lodger described. A++++ buddy.

Debut no one cares about
Goth release no one cares about
More poppy, still no one cares
New vocalist, starting to get good
Beginning of new genre
First full length
Pre-masterpiece
Pre-masterpiece pt. 2
Masterpiece (Sup Forums core)
And one more

Nirvana?

Is it the 1950s? We love Buddy Holly!
Oh look at that we got our own sound now
Our songwriting got a LOT better
And we are out of ideas... Country time?
Here have some perfect pop with better lyrics than before
Annnnd the weed has set in...
We got the balance right
We are a different band now.
Annnnnnd the LSD has set in
Annnnnnnnd the heroin has set in
...Scraps!
Okay let's go home, I'm tired.
Let's just get Phil to do it... Sorry Paul!

LP releases only since there are too many of them.

>Noisy music about being a pussy ass bitch
>Heavy music about being a pussy ass bitch
>A bit mellowed but heavy music about moneys
>A bit mellowed but heavy music about moneys ft. qt grill on vocals for the first time
>Sex, Drugs, and God n Industrial
>We gothic folk pop now
>Nah jk we just a bunch of neofolk...Failures
>I wanna continue doing this neofolk thing, but damn, The Cure are ssssssoooo cool
>Ahh fuck it lets just essentially become post-punk
>Okay we got all this random shit laying around, lets put it all together in one record...wait wtf did we just make one of the best albums ever?
>Ah shit, it's been a while since we done this. Lets do a jam session where we play the same shit over and over again.
>Damn, aight we back in the game. Lets play the same shit over and over again, but this time with more variety in sounds.
>Holy shit people love us now. Lets play the same shit over and over again, but even HEAVIER.
>Aight Imma just make this record then take a break...fucking mob justice witch hunt bullshit

My Bloody Valentine?

GY!BE?

Stock edgy schlock

Birth of post rock

MBV?

Micheal Gira and The Swans

beatles
slint?

Beatles

you left out two eps

the fact thats

>the bob dylan boys
>the bob dylan boys part 2
>acid and fear of flying
>acid without fear of flying
>acid and cowboy hats
>cowboy hats without acid
>led zeppelin wearing cowboy hats
>peter fonda will help us sell records
>we haven't been good in years so let's make a double album
>let it be except with worse songwriting and more overdubs
>entirely unmemorable
>reunion album no one cares about

king jizzard

You got it

King Gizz
Nothing jazzy about Paper Machê, its use of woodwinds and acoustic guitars has more in common with folk

the jazzy/smooth is quarters

Bowie?

AMAZING DEBUT ALBUM HOLY SHIT

Let's try a different style! (it sucked)

Let's try a different style! (generic pop tunes that were forgotten one week after release)

>tfw no gf
>i don't wanna get old
>fuck cars and society
>fuck technology ft. aphex twin
>fuck technology ft. aphex twin (the bastard child
>fuck bush
>tfw no gf ft. sonic youth
>dude acid lmao
>literal coffee table core

Early 70s hard rock is cool!
Shoegaze is cool, get ready for my journal
Some goodies found behind the microwave. Still tasty
Fame kinda sucks. Who's ready for polished content?
Little box of scraps with lots of overlap
My Mom is dead, my Drummer is strung out. Just goth my shit up.
Shoegaze has returned, also good luck following my concept
Scraps! Smile of the 2000s?!?
I'm happy now!
Depeche Mode is cool
Raw production, GOAT drumming and bad mixing the album
Smooth production, organic sound and lyrics that don't make any damn sense.
Synths run wild and everything is bland. Safe but bland.

O ok I'm a fagtarded bitch

britbongs doing detroit techno
britbongs doing detroit techno but weirder
britbongs doing detroit electro but even weirder
britbongs doing coil-inspired industrial hip-hop
britbongs doing glitchy ADHD electro
britbongs deconstructing glitchy ADHD electro
britbongs deconstructing electro and hip-hop
britbongs turning back to basics and making regular glitchy ADHD electro again
britbongs doing autistic ambient techno
britbongs doing autistic detroit techno
britbongs doing autistic grime and even more autistic ambient techno
britbongs losing control of their life

thom yorke and the radioheads

>overrated ep
>murky sounding, easy to get lost in
>a bit clearer sounding
>the sound of a dirt road in georgia
>attempted sellout album
>successful sellout album
>folk/political album
>sunshine pop and biggest hit
>sadness and also meme song
>we miss you kurt :(
>way too long and unfocused, last album with full band
>we love you thom
>i haven't heard the next 4 albums, you haven't heard the next 4 albums, they just take up space at the thrift store

oversteps is britbongs doing autistic coil worship not autistic detroit techno you mug

We really like Elvis Costello
We really like Joy Division
We got our own sound now
How's that nightmare treating you?
How's that acid treating you?
Pop can work, yeah we can do this
HA perfect pop album now what?
Getting older, getting depressed JUST
Still kinda sad, but we can survive and have fun.
Ummm now what? I have no idea
I'm old oh god oh geez oh god
Nu-Metal? Korn? What? Just add volume.
Just gonna do what I know. Sticking to the formula

No.

my bad, mixed it up with Move of Ten

is this the cure

Ok shit I got one now.

One of the best, classiest hip hop debuts of all time
..Followed by absolute garbage, terrible poppy beats
Considered a classic, has one of artists biggest hits
Ok time to stop with this theme and move on
Advertising my friends
SOUL!
Too fucking long
Ok I'm done.
No I'm not.
SOUL! But a movie this time.
Modern as fuck and pretty damn good.
Fame is hard, also I like trap now.

nope

Billy

...

Disco!
Disco! (with more guitars)
Rape punk party
Ha all my weird obsessions in one album!
The perfect party album
The perfect pop/rock album
The Beatles are pretty cool huh?
Europe is pretty neat
Experimentation!
Don't do drugs kids
Do God kids I'm happy
I wanted some money and this actress
I wanted a movie and some collaborations
C-can I rap too? Also have some hits.
C-can I rap too? I don't even know what I'm doing now
I'm horny again uh ho.
Screw it, just gonna do what I do best
Rocking out!
Overkill: The album
Random junk I found in my attic
More random junk in my attic
(It's a mess)
Jazz and God are neat
Just Jazz my shit up senpai
More Jazz! MORE JAZZ
James Brown my shit up
Latin RnB my shit up
Out of ideas...
Some new ideas! Plus some girl and the 80s were cool
No more ideas...Crap
Overproduction!
Raw production!
Junk from my glove box
Junk from my closet annnnd I'm dead.

Bingo

Jay Z

Prince. If not prince I REALLY wanna know who. I hope someone guesses it.

Yep! You got it.

Very easy one

First album: One guy slams power chords, while the other shouts stupid shit. Has several very well placed "fuck"s.

Second: They got high on scotchgard and got mononucleosis. The result is a murky, fucked up album full of some of this band's best songs.

Third album: A lot of carry over songs that didn't make it to the second album. This album is a lot like the second, but their musical ability had gotten better between albums.

Fourth: They finally got a studio and people to play them. This album is pretty much a greatest hits album, because every song on this album is worshiped to no end by this band's followers.

Fifth: country album outta nowhere

Sixth: Lots of songs about the ocean and carry over from songs rejected from previous albums. Only album to have a theme.

Seventh: Released on the internet, unfinished. Cover is a ballsack.

Eighth: Much larger sound, than previous albums. Most accessible album.

Ninth: Moody, and negative

Tenth: songs they wanted to put on previous albums, but eventually scrapped for one reason or another

Eleventh: Electronic music ep

Twelfth: Party album. Worst album they made.

Yup.

Byrds?

Ween?

weezer

nas

the smiths

beach boys

1. can we haz synthpop
2. more synthpop but better and throw in a bunch of cool world beat and elephant noises
3. okay screw synthpop we're moody art rock
4. okay screw rock i just wanna feeeeeel
5. yeeeah, more of that please

... (bonus)

6. hey can you turn down the volume please

1. society is dumb
2. society is still dumb
3. society is dumb also heres a pop album
4. why the hell are we popular now? society's still dumb
5. here's a synthpop album
6. oh god what have we done
7. JUST
8. end my life please
9. ... hey guys, remember us?

>"i wanna make the best hip hop album"
>"i could make another great album, or i could jump on the mafioso bandwagon"
>"scarface is the best movie of all time"
>"i wanna make a double album. OH SHIT IT GOT LEAKED!"
>"i'm so mad about my album getting leaked that i'mma record another one in like 3 months and have it be complete shit"
>"i'mma just attach my name to this project even though i only appear on 8 songs"
>"i'm back and i'm bout to end your career you brooklyn faggot QUEENS NIGGAS RUN YOU NIGGAS"
>"my next album's gonna be pretty weak so here have a compilation of unreleased songs"
>kids, don't do drugs. kids, don't fuck everything that moves. AYY YO NIGGA WE WUZ KANGZ N SHEEIT"
>i'mma make another double album and i'll make sure you don't leak it"
>"man rap today fuckin sucks bad i don't care about what none of yall think"
>"WE WUZ KANGZ I'M BLACK FUCK RACISM DID I MENTION I'M BLACK?"
>"i'm not relevant anymore so i'mma make a reggae album"
>"i don't even care about music anymore cuz i'm living the luxury life"

bump

1. dude samples lmao
2. AAAAAAAAAAH

1. We're mystical angel people
2. Let's just make a lot of noise
2.5. Let's just make a lot of noise (part 2)
3. We're mystical forest people
4. Let's just make a lot of noise (part 3)
5. Acoustic guitars are cool
5.5. Acoustic guitars are cool with friends
6. >tfw
6.5. Emotional bloopers
7. Jam of a lifetime
7.5. The best EP
8. Considered the magnum-opus even though previous albums and EPs are better
8.5. Spacey
8.75. WHAT IS THIS
9. Breakup in a Spaceship
9.5. Literally just some random stuff
10. Oh how the mighty have fallen
10.5. There's still some hope

autechre?

Animal Collective?

Is that a Dead Grapes

The xx

Winners

no

Wrong about It Was Written, Nigger, and the last two albums

Mediocre start
Ten years of 10/10 albums
Two shit albums
A couple mediocre albums
Followed up with a few good - great albums
Ends with a 10/10

TELL ME FRIEND, ARE YOU A FAN OF ELECTROSWING?

I wanna be The Beatles
I still wanna be The Beatles
I still wanna be The Beatles, but with my own sound
okay now I'll do some weird shit
Back to sweet pop stuff, but now the lyrics are more sad
Oh cool computers can make music
So I don't need a band anymore
I'm sexually confused, depressed and want to be synth Bowie (Most popular)
I have way too many ideas
I want to be Bowie even more
Having a band was pretty fun actually, also more experimentation
Now let's do Country-/Folkesque stuff
The same but worse
This one just sucks

>"lol i'm so quirky i skateboard and rap about conscious stuff"
>"i'm never gonna dumb down my style"
>"i'mma dumb down my style"
>"lol black power i love being black black is awesome i don't think you guys understand how black this album is so i'm gonna make the cover art black"
>"old me is back and i'm never gonna dumb down my style"
>"i'mma dumb down my style but that's okay because this is for the dumb niggas lol 7/10"

AAAGHHHH
AAAGHHHH (x100)
BUM BUM BUM BUM
CHUNCHUNCHUNCHUN
...babsoasvbaisnsbdksk ahhhh.... DUN DUN
Sellout
Final sellout

All right, let's go

>I will make angsty synthpop, cuz I feel like shit
>Never fucking mind, I will be all pissed off in this EP, I feel like shit. AND FUCKING MAD AS FUCK
>All right, I will make a mega hit now in this edgy album, but I also feel like shit, AND PRETTY FUCKING MAD
>I feel like shit, but I'm trying to recover in this huge double album, STILL MAD..but not much as before
>Years passed, I feel allright, I will release something more accesible, I'M MAD, KINDA
>All right..my life's kinda oka-HOLY SHIT POLITICS FUCKING SUCK DICK, FUCK, I AM MAD
>All right, life isn't all that perfect either now that I think about it, I'M MAD
>I am ashamed of what I did during that super angsty album which is my hit, no, not mad, TINY bit mad, in some tracks, but meh.
>FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK, I'M SO PISSED OFF, I'LL RELEASE THE MOST INDUSTRIAL SHIT IN YEARS, RAAWR

DUDE BEER LMAO
Just kidding, we're actually amazing
Fuck that last album though, let's jam
Ok a bit less jamming now, dude Tibet lmao
We electronic now
Bush sucks amirite
We're too old for this, let's jam
;_;7

>calm, laidback, well developed electronic music. album is often considered the first of its genre
>same thing again but longer. Also, the title remains the same as the first but this time actually makes sense
> >:-)
>odd mix of different types of sounds, has one gem of a track in the middle
>long double album, a mix of all his styles so far, including new stuff too
>first after a long break. still good, but in a newer style

only the LP releases

getting beaten with a meat tenderizer
solitary confinement
songs about money
songs about money
more accessible but not exactly easy on the ears?
neofolk
heavier neofolk
a mix of the two previous albums
post rock
everything
folk+post rock???
folk+post rock+some other stuff
most popular album
less popular album, a mix of the two previous albums???

gansos?

swans

Rick James

>"i wanna be the white nas"
>"lol i'm an edgy little psychopath"
>"lol i'm an edgy little pyschopath that went quadruple platinum"
>"why do parents hate me i'm so upset fuck pop music"
>"lol my friends and I are edgy little psychopaths"
>"why do parents hate me i'm so upset fuck pop music also i'm white"
>"me and my gang of edgy little psychopaths are back and now I suck at rapping"
>"why do parents hate me i'm so upset where are my pills at?"
>"this is a compilation of my greatest hits, two new songs, and an unreleased song about shoving small rodents in your ass"
>"i can't be bothered to make another album so here's a compilation of shitty music from shitty artists on my shitty label"
>"i almost died but now i'm back and more mediocre than ever"
>"no one liked my last album, so i'mma make an ep based off my last album"
>"i wanna be a pop rapper"
>"lol old me is back except i'm cringier than ever but lol kendrick lamar"
>"i wanna be the white tech n9ne"

>Industrialised hip-hop
>Actually industrial hip-hop
>Very noisey hip-hop
>Way more subtle noisey hip-hop
>Industrialised noisey hip-hop but with EAAAAAUGH EAAAAAUGH AH AH AH EAAAAAUGH
>Suddenly the drummer remembered that he can do rock
>Probably inspired by the drum machine thrown into the clothes dryer

WINNER

cisnes

Slim "top 5 for no reason" shady.

black monkey and two white cucks

>Let's go
;__________;

>dude psychdelia lmao
>dude our lead singer had a mental collapse so we're getting a japanese hobo from the middle of the street to do his job instead of him LMAO xD
>dude the japanese hobo is actually a genius lmao
>dude 20 minute long prog rock epics also tons of lsd lmao
>dude we're running out of money to buy LSD so here's our masterpiece lmao
>dude the japanese hobo left and the LSD ended but apparently there's still some cat piss to use lmao
>dude we don't even know what we are doing anymore lmao
>well, we ran out of ideas, looks like we'll do just pop from now on
>here's a reggae record xD
>more of the same xD
>what
>what the fuck
>here's some unreleased stuff
>dude our original vocalist is back but we're still shit lmao

Richard D james

Car Seat Headrest

Coldplay

>Hello. I'm gay and sad
>Gayer cover art. Sadder music
>Gayest album title
>Le chateau croquet
>jesus xdd
>i like literature and feminism
>SARCASTIC CRIPPLING DEPRESSION
>Worst album
>So dark and edgy and japanese bdsm film
>9/10 covers album
>edgy rapper. Poppiest

yeah

The Rolling Stones

Death in June?

Ariel Pink

can lmao

of Montreal

yeah

Teh Smiths

Of course not

Yup

>"i wanna be the edgy nas"
*dies*
>"hi, i'm pete rock, and this is the second and final album from the man who gave you such an amazing edgy album. this album is not nearly as edgy, but it still would have been a classic if the two tracks i produced weren't complete shit"
>"holy shit this dead nigga has gained a cult following in the last 10 years let's capitalize on it by releasing a compilation album"
>"let's release another"
>"okay this plan isn't working so let's release one final compilation and be done with this dead fuck"

>rum & coke
>mushrooms
>peyote
>ayahuasca
>ecstacy
>datura
>whiskey highball
>weed
>valium
>crack
>ambien
>egg nogg
>absinthe
>midol