>be me
>virgin
>22 years old
>i meet this chick online, super fucking cute
>we get along
>she tells me shes a he
>fuck man
>got history of jerking off to traps but don't find myself suited for actually messing with one
>oh well, atleast we can be friends
>we start talking more and more
>playing vidya together
>some relationship talk comes along, I tell him that I'm a virgin
>is shocked cause he finds me cute
>one day says that if I want to meet up
Cont?
ye
pic related?
Post real pics of he she and I'll be interested
cont!
Did you end up taking a walk on the wild side?
I you haven't fucked, you're a loser, who cares if trap
come on op continue this shit
and the nigger girls go "doo doo doo doo"
rip lou reed
At what point exactly did this site become entirely aimed at faggots pretending not to be faggots?
FAGGOT!! KILL YOURSELF
>at this point I'm seriously sweating because he lives on the other side of the country
>one day visit would be a waste
>she asks if it's alright to sleep over?
>I live in a pretty small apartment with only one bed for one person
>but I have a couch that can be converted to 2 person bed
>I tell her straight up that no funny bussiness
>not ready for gay stuff
>shes totally cool with it
>few days go by and I'm about to meet her up at the bus station
Cont.
yes op
...
OP got his pooper rambled
just do it faggot. no one gives a shit. i've fucked girls, traps, and dudes. i don't feel the need to label myself as bi or even mention it because every chick i've met literally gave zero fucks. just fuck whoever you want.
seriously what are you afraid of? if you want to fuck the trap, fuck the trap. who's going to know? are you overcome with guilt because you're a faggot that cares what everyone thinks of you? it's not like you have to go around telling everyone you fuck traps. not that you should care or give a fuck to hide it if someone asks.
tl;dr fuck the trap you fucking faggot.
This will get you all the pussy you can every want
www.secretofsuccess.club
HURRI I FUCKING KNOW THAT'S YOU
I'm more interested in seeing how this either Fresh Princes or everyone does the dinosaur.
my favorite quote from Louis C.K.
>"Stop being a faggot and suck that dick."
I disagree about women not giving a shit. it makes you less masculine and i feel like they would care,
That being said, do you really want to be with a girl who doesnt accept all of you? If you wanna fuck a trap you should do it
I support this.
You're young, fucking enjoy the fruits of life. Don't worry about shit, if you don't like it you can feel bad another time and it will be behind you. For now, enjoy the ride.
>gay stuff
>she
I'm not getting into the whole shemale=/=her thing, but please, do my assburgers a favour and be consitent.
Anyway you should just plow it
Also post pics of trap
this is Button all over again
...
>she arrives, not looking too shabby
>pretty much like the pics we traded
>we go and buy some alcohol on the way
>arrive at my place
>it's already around 5pm because of the bus trip
>she compliments my setup and chinese cartoons I had setup, she was a bit of a otaku too
>rather akward on the couch at first but the alco set the mood right
>hours go by just drinking and talking
>the conversation again turned into relationships
>I just yes-man everything because I never had a serious one
>really fucking akward pause at one point
>she breaks it and asks if I want to lose it
>lose what? I asked
Cont.
Cont.
OP got his cocoa whole stirred
Dont do it op
cont pls
Cont.
At least get a blow job
dont say to us you did it man
yo wheres the pics
I use to think that. It's simply not true. What makes you less masculine is giving a shit about whether or not they care.
I tell women straight off the bat when we get into sexual conversation that i'm pretty sexually ambiguous, or heteroflexible, and ask if they've ever fucked a guy with a strap on.
if they respond negatively I tell them they're too prude for me and that they better be a really good lay if they're going to be close minded.
Cont
Holy shit.
She(he) literally trapped you.
>lose your spaghetti, she said
>spill spaghetti all over
>she tells me to get out
>she opens the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
FFS OP, spill the beans, tell the story, pay no attention to judgemental faggots.
crazy how he finds the time to do his skits out in the middle of nowhere
>:[
...
...
>your vcard Imean
>all of my whut
>kinda drunk at this point
>not sure what now
>she's getting closer
>hesistantly resist
>come on user, I came all this way
>getting into it
>slowly leans in
>turn red, lean in, too
>she moves her hand up my leg
>Istart sweating
>starts nibbling my ear
>cant deny that I enjoy it anymore
>start getting really getting into it
>she whispers softly into my ear
>do you want me to walk your dinosaur?
cont.
cont.
...
rofl
i got fucken beaned TWICE in this thread
>wait in awkward silence
>all of a sudden she just flops 'her' penis out
>little but cute
>kind of shocked but at the same time intrigued
>the awkward feels reaching maximum level
>hear her say something like 'dou you want to touch it?'
>everything is getting weird, alcohol kicking in hard
>disappear to kitchen, a million thoughts going through my mind
>im not gay but the alcohol has made me pretty horny
>never wanted to lose my v-card in this way
>on top of all this Ive got a raging boner
>say to her can we go slow?
>alright user, we'll go at your pace
>undress, prepare and get in position
>read every first letter of this greentext, we both did it all night
Fuckin called it.
unimaginative as is.
>she giggles and akwardly says your virginity?
>I turn bright fucking red and can't say a word out of my mouth
>she gets closer to me and says it's alright if you don't wanna
>yeah, no, maybe? I get out of my mouth really awkwardly trying to make it sound funny
>she giggles again
>maybe my mouth only then user?
>...a-aight
>she pushes over the table infront of us
>gets down on her knees infront of me and the couch
>at this point I'm rock fucking hard
Cont.
CALLED IT FAGGOTS
You don't identify as Bi.. but you really should.
whos the real op?
Nice
are you a dog? because she is only bones
def
The faggot.
Cont.
that reminds me, where's the pics?
Just call the dinosaur already user
The game is up
op types slow as fuck
>bit of a otaku too
because he is slow.
He does it to fuck with us
Fucking heaven get in here
>being a degenerate
Fug
22 and you already have your own apartment? Say what now?
>he keeps referring to him as "her"
>already
Had an own apartment at 18
Nit everyone dwells in their moms basement faggot
you don't !?
Where the fuck do you live that's so expensive that your parents must still offer you housing?
>I go ahead and start taking my clothes off
>fucking diamonds
>she starts licking her lips
>i ask if I can put on an anime while we do it
>for some reason, she wants to wear my underwear on here
>whatever.jpg
>I close the door
>and roll on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
cont
cuz he's making it up along the way.
aint gonna hold ur hand anymore
1 room appartment cost over 1.5 mill to buy here feelsbadman
fuck off
>she unbuckles my belt
>pulls down my jeans and pants
>oh wow, it's bigger than mine
>o-oh...
>she starts stroking it gently
>her hands were pretty cold but no way it didin't feel good
>maybe because she was so skinny and we were drinking cold beer
>she finally takes the tip in her mouth
>i feel like i'm already about to cum
>it feels so fucking good
>i gather my courage to put my hand on her head gently
>she looks at me with those green eyes
>its coming i say almost moaning
>she barely lifts her mouth up from the tip
>letting the hot cum drip down from her lips to my stomach
>oh my god
>i start laughing
>she starts laughing
Cont.
>Has never been to california
>3,000 a month for 1 bedroom apartment
>her dur
inb4 tree fiddy
few years ago, maybe around 2011? i remember a lot of weird discussions from people claiming that homosexual sex was straight and shit about "feminine penises"
I'm 19 and i don't have my own apartment. I'm in school, i don't have rich parents and i don't live in a country that has massive benefits for students.
Yes i could work next to school,
but I don't want to waste all my free time, i'm 19 not 40.
I'm going to start college when i'm 20 hopefully, that's 4 years more of school and 2 more for masters, atleast for 1-2 first years i won't want to waste my time on working next to school so i will be living with my mom untill im 22 atleast, and i don't see anything wrong with that.
>we sleep the night, no ass games
>got another blowjob during that day
>she leaves the next day
>don't know really about if i should go for that ass
End
Didn't matter, got some head at no charge.
Well played.
>awkward silence for a second
>she frowns
>"What's wrong" I ask.
>"Oh, nothing."
>"No, tell me."
>"I wish my little sister was here. She's great..."
>"WHAT!?"
>"Nevermind, user. Spread you asscheeks, and get ready for more
>everybody walk the dinosaur".
Cont.
Pics of her
...
this, pics or didn't happened
absolutley go for that ass.
who gives a fuck if its gay or not only retards think in labels anyway
i am
no, i am
calling him she
>super fucking cute
you're gay
>we get along
you're definitely gay
>she tells me shes a he
you're totally absurdly gay
>stuff that never happened
Dubs say go for the ass
Assist
no anal no respect
THE DUBS HAVE SPOKEN
OP quit bein a faggot and pound that boy puss
fuck off niggerfaggot
>he
>she
pick one, fag
truth
she
hehexd
I'd fuck it
>fuck man
>tell him that I'm a virgin
Not anymore.