How do I get a bigger dick? I need it bad man

How do I get a bigger dick? I need it bad man.

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No I mean how do I make my dick bigger.

how big are you?

3 inches about.

own it thats how you live with it, unfortunate dude XD

If you're a midget then you're good to go. It's all about proportion.

Damn. That sucks. I'm screwed then

Date tiny Asian women.
Seriously.

Some of these women are 4'9".

They have small vaginas.

Hack it off with a hatchet and it grows back much larger, I'm on my 5th cock and they double in size each cut. I'm up to 2.5 inches now!

This. Find a tiny woman.

There's also PEGym. have no idea if it works but some people seem to have some success. Probably won't double the size of your wang, but maybe it will help a bit.

Other than that, find a woman that isn't a fucking cunt when it comes to dick size.

Want to mix with Asian women. KYS RACE TRAITOR. WHITE AMERICA FOR WHITE AMERICANS, ONLY - DIE BITCH!

Exactly. I'm white so I can't just do Asian women.

Not OP

>be me
>late teens
>girlfriend studying nursing
>"user, did you know the average penis length is 8 inches?"
feelsbad.jpg
>"it's just that a couple of inches are inside the body and the rest sticks out"

I've never fact checked this, but if it's true why can't we get operated on to pull those 1-2 inches outwards and get a longer dick?

Also a plus is they have great pubes and love getting creampies daily

Thundersplace.org

its a pretty common surgery

Perfect your foreplay too, if you can make a woman cum once or even multiple times before the actual act of sex, they're much less likely to mind at all.

Ya it can be done at home by yourself with a hatchet and some rubbing alcohol

Toujours Pur

Is it really?
Does this surgery have a name?
I'm guessing the Koreans doctors are the best at this.

you were supposed to wish for a bigger dick when you blew out the candles on your birthday cakes when you were a kid, now you are stuck with that stubby thing, but dont worry, i am sure somebody will like it

Ya it's called the hatchet procedure. You cut it all off with a hatchet then kill your self with that hatchet you small cock loser.

Seriously. They really do have great pubes. I especially love the ones that grow upwards.

So nice, I love pulling out and wiping my cum on them. That's the best.

Op. Visit this site for info on PE exercises.

some girls wont care especially older ones. as long as it works you can find one it might take a while

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Date a childless 35 year old woman.
Her clock is ticking. She just wants a father for her children.

Im too young to throw my life away

Kill yourself and start over

the fuck is wrong wit you

You're too small not to.

op your dick is so cute i want to take both penis and balls in to my mouth all at once.

That's a plus at least. I think?

I've heard good things about this penis pump called the Bathmate Hydromax. It's like $150 and you have to use it like every day or every other day for a year. I wouldn't give something like this credit, but I haven't encountered many negative testimonials about it. That's a rare thing on the internet. At worst, you blew $150. I've done that on useless pc upgrades. It's on my list of things to buy with tax return because I'm slightly above average dick size but I want to try getting bigger, like porn star big.

How old are you?

21

Reincarnation

That surgery has a slight chance of making you unable to get an erection without drugs, and/or damaging the nerves to your glans (the head of your dick) which makes orgasms either impossible or just meh.

there are tons of dick enlargement aparatus in the market
those that pump water seem the most popular you just have to find the right brand
or go to a local sex shop they might have some

ok, yeah, try that penis pump. I was worried you were too young to buy it. Most people say it's highly likely you'll at least get an inch, but maybe more. An inch for $150.

I'm 13 and I have a way bigger duck then you Lol jk but I did have a bigger dick when I was 13

That kinda sucks. I didn't know people that young could be bigger.