I am the Sup Forums genie! I will grant you one wish, but be warned, any replies to your post will also come true!

I am the Sup Forums genie! I will grant you one wish, but be warned, any replies to your post will also come true!

Do you dare risk one wish for unknown consequences?

i wish for all of these wishes to not come true

I wish for his wish to come true

Grant me the power to not get any consequences.

I wish that he never does anything

I wish for this wish to never come true

I wish I can't get banned again

By reducing dick size by 1 inch

was gonna wish for your freedom, genie, but looks like you're fucked now

seems like you've become a victim of your own wish consequences. sux to suck faggot

I wish that I'd live forever.

I wish to get the energy to finish what I have to finish today. Like seriously, I shall be working but instead I'm on Sup Forums

I wish that I could get a qt short hair meme loving gf my age
with huge tits
giant ones
also we would get along incredibly well

i wish you get fired.

I wish this comes true

I wish for this man to be thrown into the sun.

shes was born male

I wish that my post would end in a 4 and that everyone above me gets a bigger dick.

Well, thank you collosal faggot. Was it too much to ask for a little empathy? Fuck you

I wish this wish doesn't come true

Grant me the power of invisibility!

i wish that black magic changes your post to 4.

Even better mate
Those numerals

DIGITS
I
G
I
T
S

Our dicks grow as yours gets smaller, also my post ends on 3

I wish I was dead

i wish he rather gets bigger and more visible.

Comes true

loads of money

Make her like me!!!

and you will remain in a quasi state of ddeath unable to truly die, yet not live

i wish That amount of money were fake dollars

I wish you get completely blind

i wish trump declares marshal law and makes america great again

All of you have your dicks chopped off.

Quantum mechanics proves that after death you move onto a new life but in India one minute after your death

user wins the lottery and an avalanche of naked 10/10 chicks chases after him, and right when he starts to regret his wish of dying, he dies

i wish our chopped off dicks fly onto your mouth

mine wasn't a wish kek

You are forced to have an entire ps3 shoved up your ass

But turns out you also have to shove up a wii u controller on your ass.

i wish i to be reborn as a beautiful white girl upon death

I'm alright with that mate
Is it turned on?

But,you get married with a good ol black man and tears your asshole appart.

I just wish that I could have any wish fulfilled by just thinking about it.

She's a coalburner.

It is vibrating.

>Have to live in Sweden

get raped by niggers your entire life

Never used a vibrator. Sounds fun

Dubs have spoken.

It really is,you are losing all the fun,mate.

I wish that I could make any girl love me.

I wish I were a Super Saiyan...

Turns out that,now,you are the weakest Human that could ever exist.

As a friend/brother

get killed by raditz

I wish for the power to make anyone want to have sex with me desperately

>dont respond plz
>just let me have this
>PLZ

But you still only have a power level max of 500, after susper saiyan ascension

I wish this wish does not come true

>black man
>married
choose one

The Jews are conspiring to have you killed.

now a get thread

every MALE wants to have sex with you desperately.

But Frieza kills you anyway.

You lose all your social autism and love doing shit that is interesting and fun to women
You become much more attractive, but not unidentifiable
It's easier for you to become /fit/
Your fashion sense is perfect for what you look like
I got you fam.

I wish that nothing ITT comes true

Any replies to this post is false.

And every female

It's opposite day

Shemale.

You lose your tiny penis.
Like it just vanishes, so you can never have sex.

You get no attractive women for the rest of your life

HE SHALL GET DUBS!!!

HE SHALL GET SINGLES!!

>Off by one

I wish for nobody else's wishes to come true but mine and no one can wish for this to be undone or otherwise negated in any other circumstances.

I wish for infinite dubs.

I wish i had the world's greatest penis

but your wish never comes true

Inside your anus.

HE GOT THE DUBS.

now we'll get more dubs

I wish my wish was immune to tampering with replies. Well whaddya know,it came true!

Shall i take them?.

>you don't say

...

I wish that this faggot gets shot in the throat but never dies of natural causes and forever has to live with that pain until he is killed
I wish that he gets his arms and legs ripped off in an accident on the way to the hospital
I wish that he never loses his virginity
I wish that he could never communicate to anyone that he wants to die so someone that hates him must kill him

I wish that anyone who reads this post and doesn't reply will never have a girlfriend

I wish for this post to be true regardless.

I wish that this nerd's wish came true but only for this post and only for him

I wish you were mexican

o my.

Bump

i wish all who get dubs, develop terminal cancer

Ban me

it's anime dubs

With a vagina

Thanks fam