Hey b how do i make beer taste better...

Hey b how do i make beer taste better? Been drinking liquor way more lately and decided to buy some beer but it tastes awful. Added root beer to it so far.

snort some salt, and bong that shit. You won't taste a thing.

Buy good beer?

Is it? I dunno it was on sale.
Will try

What brand?

just don't drink the rubbish.

alcohol is such a low quality drug.

be an interesting person instead of yet another plebian drunk

Ive seen some alcoholic root beer at my local supermarket, maybe give that a try?

Yeah, let me just walk down to my local marijuana store. Oh wait, i live in a FUCK STATE

Not OP, but tried a Buscher today. Is that just a shit beer or is all beer that shitty?

OK thanks, where's your local supermarket?

Drink whiskey and dry ginger and nothing else. Couple of cubes. That shit is pure genius.

Would it happen to be Not Your Fathers Root Beer?

Shit beer

there's no reason so get into beer, it's just liquor plus a fuckton of calories

Try a dark beer

Pour a vat of hot wax on your face. That'd do the trick.

Natural ice

Go buy DXM (cough syrup that makes you trip) but do some research on it. It is a good legal drug i have used it many times. If you live in a cucked state where weed is illegal then go find a dealer or go buy some on the dark web if you're that ddesperate (not recommended) There are lots of legal recreational drugs like opioids and benzos and dxm. if you dont like alcohol then dont worry there are lots of good drugs out there

Buy a 12 pack of PBR.
Drink it all in one night.
After that beer will taste good.
Guaranteed to work.

Not good beer. At least get Bud Lite tier.

>Hey b how do i make beer taste better?

Jizz in it, it'll taste as good as the last dick you sucked.

trips of OH GOD NOOOO

Lime cordial.
Trust me fam.

I usually mix some syrup (not cough med) in with my glass of beer. Tastes good to me

Wat. Maple syrup? Light beer?

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You want to spend 10 bucks a six pack. Blue moon belgian white is a good craft beer- the difference is that it will still taste good when it starts to warm up as beer always does. Keep in mind that budweiser, miller etc are all cheap beer. Nothing wrong with that, but its not gonna give you the best beer has to offer

Blue Moon is a MillerCoors brand. Not craft.

Drink better beer

>drinking whiskey with ice
yeah, icecold and watery, definitely tasty
better get that real good 3yo bourbon

dont drink shitty american beer, it tastes watery and bitter, but mostly no flavor

try some bavarian beer
you cant go all wrong with bavarian beer

dark beer tastes sweeter and richer
pale ales usually are bitter and have a slim body
pils is similar to pale ales

Bavarian beer, hurr durr, mein Reinheitsgebot. US micros make the best beer in the world