Life hack thread

Life hack thread


Instead of buying a scale to weigh yourself, drive to the airport and use their scales for free

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Tired of your iPhone running out of battery and dying on you? Buy two so that when one dies, you have a backup on you.

you make my life so much easier plz more

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Sick of spending your money when you go to the store? Invest in a gun and threaten to shoot someone if they don't let you have your groceries for free.

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Want to save some money on utilities? Stop using your toilet to piss and shit, use your shower.

10/10

Tired of not getting enough sleep? Consume large quantities of barbiturates and you'll sleep like a comfy kitten for a long while.

tired of the difficulties of life? kill yourself, life will never be hard again.

thats what greenpeace actually wants you to do to save water

Long day at work? Relieve stress by making fun of fat kids at your local park.
Want to get rich quick? Run into oncoming traffic and sue every car that hits you.
The fastest way to fall asleep is the plastic bag over your head technique.
How to get rich: 1. Buy an expensive life insurance plan. 2. Kill yourself. 3. Claim earnings.
If a policeman says 'put your hands up' reach in your pocket to get your gun out and put it up too.

Want to know how to make quick cash? Go to any restaurant and order some food. When you're done and they give you your receipt, write on the tip line a negative number. The restaurant will technically owe you money and be forced to pay you.

Have a cavity? Commit a hate crime and receive free dental care!

Worried you might get diabetes?

Get it like man by trying to drink yourself to death instead of stuffing your fat fucking face with Swiss cake rolls and chef boyardee.

Fun Prank: 1. Prop a door halfway open with a bucket of water on it. 2. Kill your sister.
Need to save time in the morning? Make toast in the bath.
Fight childhood obesity by beating up fat kids.
If you don't want weed to show up on a drug test hide it by doing cocaine.
How to get high: 1. Buy weed. 2. Snort the weed. 3. Lay in oven for 20 minutes on 350 degrees Fahrenheit.

Having trouble getting laid? Try rape

Want to make some money? Buy an ice cream truck and some ice cream. Then, empty out the ice cream packages and replace them with ice. The people will be buying ice and paying more higher prices for it.

lafflng wa t00 hard at thls sht

dickflash thread please?

instead of paying to smoke cigarettes, give yourself free cancer by browsing /soc/ and /r9k/

Ugly? Kill an attractive person and wear their face!

Just look at this satisfied customer

What's this from?

"Search Google for this image"

Sick of paying rent like a sucker? Stick it to the man by becoming a bum

Is fapping too much killing your sex drive and hindering your chances at getting a gf? Just chop your hands off. Ladies will line up for miles to cure those blue balls.

Alls it says is that you're a huge faggot. But that can't be right.

Tired of people disrespecting you? Stab one of them, their human nature will recognize you as the alpha of the area and will be less likely to insult you.

hmm, guess you're just too dumb to find it on your own

If your computer is running slow, make sure it is eating correctly and is properly hydrated. Stretching is also recommended before running.

image searching comes up with nothing you fucking autist

Being this new

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Sick of being a low level noob? Kidnap a Korean child and force him to grind for you at gunpoint

Are you tired of the IRS taking your money? Quit your job and do nothing. They can't take what you don't have!

Are you sick of having wet hands after washing your hands? Use a towel or a paper towel to dry them off.

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Does not work. Dont do this, i almost died trying this.