What's one life lesson that you learned the hard way?

What's one life lesson that you learned the hard way?

cocaine really is as addictive as they say

Dont stick your dick in crazy

Some people just dont want to be saved

Try it before you buy it. That goes with anything

If you're yellow, you can mellow.

If you're brown, get out of town

If you're black, don't come back.

There is no karma, no fate, and the universe is completely unaware of and indifferent to the concept of fairness.
>work super hard
>bad luck
>lose home
>alcoholic looser friend
>inherits house
>unemployed brother
>marries girl who inherits house
>i live with my parents while i try to put the pices of my life and career back together

Cars can hurt a bit if they hit you

Kek

Shooters gotta shoot

And in your life, youre the shooter

Adults don't know what the fuck there doing.

You will fail in life much more than you will ever succeed. It makes your wins all the more sweeter.

If your a man, people will care about you less as you age.

People often make the mistake of choosing money over power. Always take the position of power.

People will pretend to be your fiend. For years even. Pay close attention to your friends when shit gets hard, that's when people reveal there true colors.

Wear a confirm. No, seriously. Yeah it doesn't feel as good, but it's better than catching herpes from that hot chick you took home from the bar. Also, getting that abortion will ruin your relationship, just break up immediately afterwards. You're welcome, anons.

Dammit, condom. Not sure where "confirm" came from.

1 Don't bite the hand that feeds you
2 you can either be right or rich.
3 if,then,else

Now fuckoff you fag.

t. facebook millennial

People change.

People don't change.

It's hard when you have random boner in public.

I've learned old sayings the hard way.
Like, haste makes waste.

I also learned that if you have mental health issues you should get help sooner than later (applies to all other health issues as well).

Not sure if samefag or failed hivemind.

Ymir is not fair or balanced.

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swag

lol pls

Amen

Op wtf is your pic??

He learned the hard way that poo doesn't taste good, even when you're horny.

Smite your ass out of heeeere

Stupidity knows no bounds

Everything sucks. Most people are idiots. Also I am my biggest obstacle.

I thought your 'obstacle' read "obama's testicle" for some reason

>obama's testicle
>my biggest obstacle
... thanks obama >_>

>dat photo

>reverse image search
>no results
>mfw

Let me add to this. Some people just want to watch the world burn. Some people are born world class athletes/intellects and some are born retards/fetal hooch syndrome.

Fuck people and fuck their intentions. Do your own thing and fuck everybody else. Think of it this way, if a person wouldn't do for you what you do for them, they are not fucking worth it. Stop helping people that wouldn't lift a finger for you. I've spent way to much time and money helping family members that would laugh at the thought of helping me. Example, my sister asked my whole family to help move (I helped, used my truck, trailer, gas for free, I regret it now), she was moved in like 6 hours she had a fuck ton of shit. Since then (in nursing school, sisters are nurses) I've been asking her for her professional/educational advice for weeks now and I get "I'm busy with my kids".

It's rough but it's real. Take care of the only person in your life that matters. You. Help those that help you and help those that would obviously help you. Otherwise they can eat a dick.

Fuck. Everybody. Else.

Cocaines a helluva drug.

Never cum in your landladys (39 and damn hot) shoes and get caught by her.

Greentext?

Time travelers are assholes. Believe nothing they say.

>be me
>last year
> live together in one house with you hoto looking landlady
>her apartment was under mine
> She always left here shoes in front of her door
>sniffed and cum dozen times in her shoes
>one day she comes back early
>ohShitImCuming.exercise
>she saw how I take a load in her shoes
>She was so fucking shocked
>she grabbed her shoe out of my hand
>has a little cumer on her hand
>screams as fuck
>run into her apartment
>she wears small hotpans
>datass.jpeg
>didn't saw her since days
>not even her shoes
>got a letter from lawyer
>kicked out of apartment
>totally worth it

I know nobody will read what I said but tits either way.

KEK

Thanks for the story m8. It was worth the wait

There are things you should never trust a woman with.

I read what you wrote.
How do I determine who won't help me fast? Do I pretend to need help

Emotions will betray you. Ignore them.

haha, normie scum, this is what happens when you make fun of robots for not falling for the emotion jew

Doesn't matter, feels good mang

>mang
go back to Mexico, niggerfaggot

Life is unfair

nm 2 got me hard

want loyalty, get a dog.

never underastimate a bitch

everybody is selfish, hypocritical and superficial.
everybody

do an elliot if you need to

God is real

Don't second guess yourself. Don't look back. Complete waste of time.

Say "I don't know" and learn.

Too much of pretty much anything is a bad thing. Even if it makes you happy...don't burn it out.

Think "solution" when problems arise. Instead of feeling sorry for yourself or playing the blame game, think about the next step to rectify the situation.

Oh and never wish death on nobody, there ain't no coming back from that

Thanks user

Welcome. Wish I could follow my own advice.

don't follow his advixe
he is a fat man selling a diet book

This. NEVER.

Don't trust anyone. Ever. FOR ANY REASON.

They're always fucking hot and totally degenerate in bed tho. Not sure any man can resist this trap from time to time if the opportunity presents itself

>normie

I will never be as dark and edgy as you.

People change, but not when you want them to.

don't start using heroin

I'm really interested in the history behind this one...

Don't give anything for granted.

The internet makes weird fetishits feel normal, but really it just makes them stupid.

Also women are stupid.

No matter how hard it gets, do not lose your sense of humor is what I learned

Everyone who said you had "great potential" were goddamned liars.

You weren't actually "gifted" or "smart". You were actually average. Everyone around you was a moron.

Two: Never trust a woman
Never trust anybody black, especially a "black man" who will nig when you least expect it.

It is probably for the best that you did not go to college.

Condoms don't protect you from herpes.
How about just don't band sluts?

Never trust your family.

Your therapist is not there to help you. He is there to assess your potential threat to the general populace in the event you should go off on a bender.

The medication is to make you easier for everyone else to deal with. Whether or not it also helps you is irrelevant.

"Professional" is now another word for "Educated Liar".

go on

There is no God. Karma does not exist. The Establishment gets to dick everyone in the ass, no exceptions.

They're

LOL

When being interrogated by the cops, stop being a smart-ass the instant they turn off the recording devices.

It's always different when the shoe is on the other foot. It will not do you any good to point this out to someone when it occurs.

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People respond to feelings, not facts.

People respond to
facts, not feelings.

>it got deleted

lol holy hell

People will never love _you_. They will love what you _do_ for them, whether it be physical, emotional, social, etc.

Business is a matter of chance.

Nobody's trustworthy.
If you're honest, you'll never live comfortably.
Money = Power

The question is often not "Can it be done?". Rather, it is "What are you willing to do to get it done?".

You have to create the chance yourself.

Always stay in touch with work references and never quit a job without securing another first. Unless you're a spoiled rich kid that has everything handed to them.

Keep your ear to the ground.

Social Media is overrated.

your advice is really edgy and bullshit

Ignore all advertising.

Just because you don't like what you hear that doesn't automatically make it "edgy" you stupid illiterate fuckwad.

No one is completely trustworthy, given the right circumstances everyone can potentially betray you. My own father robbed me of my money for that bith of his second wife, and if yoyr own father can betray you, then anyone can.