Im in deep shit

Im in deep shit.
>At grandparents house along with other relatives for Thanksgiving this weekend
>Open fridge see a six pack of beers
>Take a knife
>Pop a hole in the bottom
>Shotgun two of them
>Dont want it to look suspicious so I go upstairs on the hunt for more booze
>Find a warm one that got left out
planned on switching it with a cold one in the six pack
but before i could even think about that
>Aunt catches me holding a beer
>Goes ape shit freaks the fuck out tells me to put it back
>"ok ok i wont drink it" get out of there as fast as my legs can carry me
>Think im ok she has drank with me before doesnt seem to really give a fuck
>Sit back down at the computer and get ready to shitpost some more
>Door flies the fuck open
>Its my grandma
>She's fuckin pissed
>Uncle Aunt are possibly against me
>Grandparents for sure are
How fucked am I Sup Forums

>Open fridge see a six pack of beers
>Shotgun two of them
why

>sage

Op is underage

Senior year of HS
Try again meme man
Because I want to get drunk naturally.

You know this is a website for those aged over 18 right?

Find me someone under 18 who can shotgun two beers in a row and still not get buzzed

Timestamp faggot

>in deep shit
>for drinking beer
OP are you fucking autistic?
You're most definitely underage.

...

Are you even listening to what you're saying ?

Not my fault i live with autists
My mom doesnt give a fuck
Of what? My ID?

kill your family or you are a fucking faggot i would have beat my aunts ass and g parents too if they tried to stop me from drinking

probably not too fucked. shit happens it'll blow over eventually... Also try packing weed next time, it's better for being around old spooky people

Not really might be the beer man

True
I would have just smoked if i had any man

you always gotta have some man. it's unhealthy otherwise

I was thinking about trying LSD lol or maybe smoking a little DMT
I hear it changes weed but honestly i dont think it would be that bad of a change
Also yeah sucks ass to not have cash man

+1

>in trouble for drinking bear

DEFINITELY underage.

beer* oops

yea man its not like if u go out of town to people who are really christian and faggoty in general theyre NOT going to sperg out if they see you doing something illegal

whoa calm down, jotaro

>I hear it changes weed
You're retarded if you let weed become a gateway drug. If you want to try LSD try LSD.

weed isn't bad. but it CAN be a gateway drug. oh and it also makes you stupid.

not like killing braincells stupid, just dumb nigger monkey michael brown rushing police officer dindunuffin stupid

god OP is such a faggot

>You're retarded if you let weed become a gateway drug.
Im not saying it is for me
Im just saying that ive heard after tripping some people have had similar effects to low doses of LSD or really bad paranoia
and im not too worried about the paranoia but I wanted to hear your experience if you had any

Gotcha
When isnt OP a faggot

MODS!!!!

GET THIS UNDERAGE FAGGOT OFF OF MY FUCKING Sup Forums!!!!

OP if you're not bating, just say,

"look is it really that big of a deal? however i probably should've asked before i took anything, i'm in the wrong, i'm sorry. here i will PAY YOU BACK for the beer i stole from the fridge"

OP the moral of this story... next time


>bring your own fucking beer

>at any family members house for any celebration
>didn't bring at least a handle for drowning sorrows
What kind of faggotry is this
>mfw

Le spooky old people are spooky lad

Your social insurance number, faggot.

Took the beer cause I didnt have cash
Not baiting, but yeah ill make sure to not next time. Better yet just smoke pot instead.

coming right up for you my man :-)

>My grandmommy and grandaddy are mad at me, Sup Forums. What should I do!?!?

Basically yeah
But they are huge religious fags and are liable to call the police.
Which is where most of my concern lies I guess.
Figure if i just fuck off theyll forget about it as someone said earlier