Be 18

>be 18
>helping dad and step mom move into new house
>step mom is allergic to cats
>this little faggot cat has been trying to go around her for days when she's outside
>pretty sure it was the devil
>finally today I got sick of the cat and caught it from under the porch
>grabbed its scruff
>took it across the road
>bitethecurb.png
>stomped its head
>it ran away after a loud crack
>haven't seen it all day
>pretty sure it ran off and died

Has Sup Forums ever killed an animal? I've got a couple other stories but this one happened today. Am I a psychopath? I mean I don't feel guilty at all.

You're actually fucked in the head.

I've ran over the odd bird on my motorcycle before, Cats are cunts user, we would be mad if it was a dog though

This
You should be curbstomped for eugenics

Jaja insecure fag
Dosent like pussi
Tri that on a fat dog
You look adopted
Only child
Suberbs fag

You did none of this lying faggot

NOOOO!
poor kitty cat :(

I've learned a many of things on Sup Forums and one thing is you don't fuck with cats

Okay newfriend

I bashed a gopher's head with a hammer when i was a kid

Suffer

OP is a douche

rude

This. Consider a new hobbie suicide for example

mister kitty cat NOOOOO! >o<

(continues to stomp cats head)

>curb stomped a small animals skull
>heard a loud crack
>it ran off
"things that never happened" for $600, alex

About four deer, a turtle, several quail, and a maybe six dozen ducks, it's sometimes hard to tell when you have several friends shooting with you.

I like hunting

You shot a turtle?

>Walking to my front door
>Fat fucking possum standing on my porch
>Flashes it teeth at me
>I take a few steps closer
>Possum pulls his trump card
>Plays dead
>I go around back and grab a garbage bag and shovel
>Drop the fucking hammer (Shovel) as hard as I can on its head
>Blood starts pouring out of its mouth/ears
>Scoop it into trash bag
>Go across my street and dump it in neighbors garbage can
>Spray down porch with hose
>One less giant nigger rat round these parts

I think its fine. A cat is no better an animal than a rat or a deer. If having something as a pet makes it a sacred animal the you cannot kill: dogs cats deer birds alligators crocodiles big cats (eg lions n shit) wolves bears or rodents no matter what the circumstance unless it's a mercy killing. Check for a cat carcass in the morning and if you dont find one forget about it.

Either one of two situations is playing out here
Situation 1)
>user is a huge faggoty edge lord making up stories on the internet for attention
Situation 2)
>user is such a limp wristed faggot he cant even kill a fucking house cat. pathetic.

Should probably kill yourself either way.

>hear dad shooting targets out back one night
>he's had a couple drinks and is enjoying banter with his friends
>later on in the morning he tells me he shot a cat and he felt bad so he buried it
>my dog disappeared the same night but I never thought to make any connections with the so called cat
>to this day I never found out if it was my dog that he buried in the backyard
>that house is a parking lot now

When i was like 12 i once shot a squirrel with a bb gun. Didnt actually expect to hit it. Instantly felt bad.

i dont know if i killed a dog or just injured it
>be 7 years old
>live in honduras before i came to the states
>live in a fancy 3 story house that is located in the mountain region
>see alot of animals, dogs, cats, snakes, spiders, anything that can live in a forest
>see a dog and decide to take it to this super steep hill
>throw the dog down the hill
>the hill has a part where it kinda dips straight down so you can't see the bottom
>i hear the dog yelp when he starts rolling down the cliff and see him go down the bottom.
>never heard anything again.
>didnt eat, or sleep because it occurred to me i killed a dog.

Being allergic to cats is rough, seems every fucking girl has one.