The most expensive player in the world:

4 games

0 goals

0 assist

0 dab

>paying 110 euros for black busquets

What is dab?

useful for money laundering and that's what matters

>0 dab

worth it

£100m for dabbing african of 1 touch passes

Is Pogba even supposed to score goals?

No, but hes supposed to support the attack and be a frequent playmaker.

No one is really sure what he's supposed to be doing.

who knows what the most expensive player in history is supposed to do

no, but all good playmakers do

Especially not mouyes

literally what club would pay 120m for a shit fernandinho??

You now realise there's a PR team advising him to dab to increase his marketability

>KDB
>good playmaker

kek hes here already

m8

dab

Honestly.

Hey guys, can I join you?

>ManU DNA #Pogback la
>he just needs to gel with the team give him more time
>stats don't matter because he influences the game so much la
>intimidating physical presence
>already better than Zidane la
>Hull didn't play fair they defended too much
>just watch him crush City la
>silky smooth dribbling
>number 6 ofcourse he doesn't assist or score la
>shirt sales basically paid the transfer fee by now
>if he flops United can afford it la
>*dabs*

I dunno man, I hate barca more than anything but Busquets world class back in 09-13.

That might be worth it 2bh

>you now remember manure's dab academy summer campaign
top keks do any of these retards remember they are supposed to be running a football club?

>paying £100 gorillion for a dabbing Sissoko