/nzg/ New Zealand General

/nzg/ New Zealand General

it's Monday tomorrow edition

Why are IDs even gone?

Dunners reporting in

is it monday tomorrow

Do we need reminding?

Life...is...pain

fuck

I found this today though

Druggies and Land Whales General.

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got hit in the face with a saw today, what did everyone else get upto?

Show face for science.

UoA reporting in- Whats happening in auckland tonight?

chch whats up

WoopWoop!

Nothing. Just drink yourself into a stupor.

Looks like a chicken legs bone is growing out of it

tfw i am unemployed and its Monday tomorrow

Thank you for this. It's going into my weird dicks folder.

What's up guys Kyss here!

its not that interesting, just 2 small but deep cuts above my eye. got lodged in there.

will be on tc later anyway.

>pretends to be IDbro on tinychat
>pretends to be Kyss on /nzg/

for the record was a champion tooth.

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why is his hair invisible?

its tinfoil

Dunedin we out chea
Pretty sick punch up at Maccas last night
Webms inbound, some day

Webms asap pls, or just youtube it

Oh it's a yarmulke.

Yeyoo

Hey that's muh dick bro

Holy shit is New Zealand a real place? I thought is was a straaayan troll... Like fuck off mate or we cuntin boat u to new z

Is is true Maoris eat their own excrement in their sacred ceremonies? I've asked a few and got different answers

Hey bro

How you doing my man, hows the evening?

Does anyone remember me

I haven't got the footage, someone else does

I remember you. Ritanon was back the other day, still "borrowing" internet though

hey guys idbro here

There's a name I haven't heard in a while

Please be real

yeah sure buddy.....

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>free replies

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same tbh family

Holy shit I found it

yeah man, just been away for a while, recovering from my double masectomy

Fucking kek, haven't seen this for a minute

visiting wellywood the next few days, whats there to get into?
23 yr old here btw

quercy

Akl Checking in for a big city there's nothing to do

it's mastectomy, retard

He'll be lucky kek.

sorry, cant think straight since i got my tits lopped off and given to quercy

KEK

Quercy, the hoarder of mastectomy boobs

ive been here for 22 years, for the biggest city in the country, its fucking boring

>guaranteed replies
Guess it worked since the thread is bumping again

you're welcome

uke?

depends

It's not gay if it's she-peen

No. He's not uke.

pol?

anyone got a job that doesnt need a serious qualification in wellington?

b

nope (pol)

how good are you at sucking balls

Anyone know where to score on the north shore in auckland? fml

17 anzac street

does this answer your question?

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u finna suck me into a seizure?

ffs lmao

About to fail uni tomorrow. Architecture is gay anyway.

where do you go?

i passed my networking test with the minimum mark (50%)
feels good man

Can you not upload people's faces without their premission

*networking course

you mean postmission

I (being the person pictured) don't care if Quercy decides to do that, as I am pretty sure i've done it to her before too.

fairs fair fam. we all friends here.

is it a Cisco based networking course?

Shut up ya grape lookin slut

yeah its cisco. fucking hated it lmao

Need opiates or stims in the tron. Feels bad man.

go back to the fuckin commune ya hippie

Unitec

Bruh that shit was easy for me (ive got both CCNA1 and CCNA2 and plan on getting CCNA3 and CCNA4 asap) where you studying?

"uni"

>uni

im studying at WelTec in petone (30 minute drive from wellington city)

What course man? I'm doing the Bachelors Degree in IT at Otago Polytechnic.

>Unitec
>uni

Pretty much. The staff here are rejects from everywhere else. This place wouldn't pass peer review.

i did the diploma in computer servicing
doing the degree next year

TFW John Key visited your High School

wellington reporting in still looking for weed and other drugs

tfw you're in high school

good shit, keep it up.

cheers man, don't think im ready but im going in headfirst