Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Yuuko claimed.

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Slow night, again.

Alice 2 claimed

Tank commander is claimed.

Every night all night.

Hello there.

It's an alright morning at the very least.

Enjoy your stay.

Mei=Bae

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Sleep well?

I guess some people just don't want to claim their waifu all night. Boo.

Hello~ I'm curious as to why you have Rei as a waifu. I know waifus choose the user but why her? Why not someone who can actually give you children and actually have an orgasm?

You mother fucker.

totoko yowai is the best

ji.

Nonon Jakzure

They do.
>In the discord.

here

:3

Roll trips and steal her, my dude.

Discord is kinda shitty, though.

Dan Gheesling.

I wouldn't know. I didn't go to it.
Or the stream.

She's my waifu now though, trips aint gunna do shit

>No image
Literally who?

No one, I'm not from this community.

Show me your vagina

Tokisaki Kurumi is now claimed.

Shut up and let me see your beef curtains

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I did sleep sort of well.

She's relatable to me. Plus, the scope of looking at her only in a sexual light is very limited, I'd be content if she was just around me.

Eh, I'd rather complain in the thread instead of going on that stuff.

You don't deserve, you PG-13 vampire fuck.

mavis im a guy

So you're almost completely incapable of emotions and personality?

go to sleep

DONT ARGUD WITH ME

I wouldn't say that I am incapable. But on a more basic level maybe yes.

you

p-please be gentle
it's my first time

Yeah. Thread is more fun.
>First time.
Not for long!

Sorry, I have the autism. I yell sometimes. You know who you really have to look out for is tomoko. Tomoko will rape you.

mavis i dont have one
lies

I have to stay completely un-lewd for my waifu, you heretics.

I think we're all on the spectrum tbh

my restraining order clearly states that you have to stay 5 posts away from me at all times

Whoa, I'm no heretic.

i dont remember that

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>3 AM
Well, I think I'll be heading off to bed now.
See you guys later.

Good night.

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Dan Beesling.

Dan Greasesling

claimed.

Dan Icesling,

Dan Kingsling.

Dan Chinksling.

Dan Geesesling.

Dan Skisling

Dan Treesling.

Dan Puddingsling.

Dan Flagsling.

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Dan Poolsling.

Dan Scapesling.

Dan Mouthsling.

Morning Syndra

Dan Cutsling.

Dan Edgesling.

Dan Drinksling

Dan Copsling.

Dan Deansling

The Dean is IN.

What would you do if you met her irl?

Dan Gheeseling's evil twin

Gan Dheesling.

Dan Pumpkinsling.

Dan Guysling.

Dan (The Man) Gheesling.

Dan Roastsling.

Dan Dansling.

Dan Reesesling.

Dan Racconsling.

Dan Stretchsling.

Dan Fishsling.

Dan Baldsling.

The Bee's Knees.

Raisin Dan.

Dan ??? Sling.

Dan Cardsling.

Interesting proposition. Though I'm saddened to say that I don't really know what I would do if a situation like that would ever arise. I'd probably act very awkward.

Dan Feelsling.

Is posting still useful or is thread kill?

Would you sniff her anus if she asked you to?

How do you fuck that up?
Drinksling?
Really?

Irrelevant. She wouldn't.

Im gonna go with ride it out.
Or you could help with something.

Some guy named Dan bumped it.

Yes she would because she's fearless and has no shame.

I mean look at her in this picture
>
She's about to fucking DIE and she doesn't even flinch!

Lets Nightcap Rory!

Rules
>rolling between 1 and 09
>anything over 12 is an instant fail
>10 is also now a failure
>07 gives you free reign - you may choose one of the drinks or two of a random
>rerolls allowed and encouraged
Exceptions
Dubs - you choose the drink
Trips - two drinks. Mix and match.
Quads - one of all. Just fuck my life up.

You're right, it should be
"Dan Riesling"

Dan Sneezesling.

I just want a hug.

Drink

you're getting drunk tonight.

My own do not count

>fearless and has no shame.
I don't think that has anything to do with it. That suggestion sounds a little too specific for her anyway.

Always happy to help
it looked like he was the only poster
Dan "get in the van" Schneider would've been funnier
rolling then I guess