You wake up in Ireland

>you wake up in Ireland

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I used to for 4 years, was fun.

Sure its beautiful

GET OUT OF MY SWAMP

I live in rural Ireland, it's like a different country compared to the cities

I am starving

I don't see all the niggers, tho.

Tell me more

Rural Ireland is the best from what I've seen

There's nobody living here under 50 years old and they're all old fashioned. Literally everyone is a farmer. The houses were all built >100 years ago. The roads are tiny, overgrown, and full of holes. The internet quality here was considered bad in the 1980s. I'm surprised there's electricity and running water. It's like rural Ireland is stuck in the 20th century, like you enter a time portal when you leave the urban areas.

I believe all of this and can put together a mental picture of this.

maybe this is why the west is dying; the only way for young people to meet each other is in urban centers, rural areas are dying out in many ways

Wheres the best place for a Mexican to live in Ireland?

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>The internet quality here was considered bad in the 1980s
The World Wide Web wasn't event invented until 1989 you dumb arse.

Mexico.

i get a ferry back home desu

Thanks Captain Autism, missing the point.

Id move to the UK but the women arent pretty there.

I would hop around on the gravel road singing this

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Don't forget the dreadful climate and smaller wages

Butts are good for nothing but expelling waste, appreciation for the human ass is degenerate and an inverted triangle is the only acceptable female form.

Ireland seems comfy.

How is life there?

What?

My closest friend is 2 miles away and the closest town is like 6.5-7 miles away.
Fucking shit. People complain about life in urban areas but I think there somewhat blessed to have the comfort of friends and activity all around them.

anywhere but galway

lots of walls there

It'd be pretty cool to see a Mexican person here to be honest.

start hoarding potatoes

If I go to a pub and ask for a Black and Tan or an Irish Car Bomb, what's the likelihood of getting glassed by everyone in there?

Not again

DONT TELL ME IM STILL ON THAT FECKIN ISLAND

Is Irish self-loathing a meme or do you guys actually hate it there?

kek noted

We're not too different lad
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>mfw wearing a shirt with orange on it

FUCK

>In March 2012, the drink's name once more came into the news when Nike, as part of an Irish themed set of designs, released a pair of shoes advertised as the "Black and Tan" and generating offence similar to the earlier Ben and Jerry's ice cream.

>be Irish
>get mad at shoes and ice cream

Internet was invented before the WWW

Even though UK girls aren't as pretty as American girls, UK girls are prettier than NZ girls

>generating offence similar to the earlier Ben and Jerry's ice cream
I can only imagine the pun name that one had

It would be just like waking up in England, lots of rolling green hills.

I go find a gf

That sounds like the American Midwest exactly...

At least in Ireland they have nice accents and less fat people.

Look for a golf course, a pub, or pretty much anyone who wanted to talk with a stranger.

*muffled Come Out Ye Black and Tans and the sound of Armalites cocking in the distance*

rip user

At least you have friends

Teach the locals how to fish

The land of my forefathers.

There's an irish heritage festival in my city coming up in April. I think I might go but I'm afraid it's just going to be a bunch of overweight biker dads selling celtic merch.