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First for NA beats finland

look what came in the mail today, /hoc/

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>Walk into locker room
>Only spot open is next to a stinky smelly sweed

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>I..very exciting and... tomorrow first game and... its nice
>very speed game and... thats cool

are all finns this bad at english

Ask him to fart for some fresh air.

>mfw Matthews wins the Calder
>2019 OUR YEAR

>this flag
>this post

REE REMOVE FLAGS

i just want to roleplay...

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wtf is wrong with laine's hair

do finnish people have bad hair genetics or something?

finns have naturally high testosterone which unfortunately shows in baldness

>no games for 3 days

lol wtf is this

most handsome man in finlan

It's like when your team has a game on Monday and then on Friday and you're like what the fuck

Is this Selke material?

>slept for 4 hours in the afternoon
>have to be in lab 9 AM
>no hockey

kill me

are you a real germ or an expat

I'm feeling very ill. I don't want to go to the doctor since I've used up my 3 visits for the year.

Any chance you could throw me a few (You)s? Maybe that will make me feel better.

>tfw neither of >our goalies are hot

Pretty tight on (you)s right now, but I'll send one your way

Got an abundance of (you)s from the other day. Pay it forward friendo

>tfw someone makes fun of your forced meme

>finnish goaltending

Is he Cell key material?

The meme that keeps on giving

and yet >my team literally did this shit
pic related

How many years until he sounds like he's from southern ontario just like every other hackey player?

Is he Cell key material?

yes

ok thx

I'm real and used to post regularily here

he's pretty bad. Usually fins and swedes are good at English. He must have been daydreaming during English class.

At least the autist obsessed with Max stopped accusing you.

How many hotties are you going to wish you had talked to during the upcoming festivities?

The "Okbtoberfest" beers have already started hitting shelves here. I don't dislike them but I can't say Marzen is my first choice

>when will they learn?

Also according to this photo Gaurdeau is ~5'7

seems about right, larkin is 6'1 i think

I've not even been to Oktboberfest yet and don't think I can can make it this year even though I'd already have a stay in Munich. too bad

Checked

Goodrow is pretty damn good. But I am still surprised he hasn't died. I suppose years and years of being a manlet teaches you how to avoid massive checks. Look at Kane, his biggest injury was a broken collarbone from being checked into the boards akwardly.

Fuck off Max

arturri lehkonen will win the calder

Larkin is 6 feet. Nuge is maybe a hair over and Rielly the only legit 6'1 guy.

when I first came here I thought Max was the generic meme name for germans here. took me a few months

>2k16
>bustposting

come on

Does anyone want a rare max? He made a new facebook account

yet you still post poopoo

mad max fury road was a fucking awesome movie, recommended

so you're saying that Johnny is not 5'9"?

that seems about right actually

3 inches below larkin

stop stereotyping finns

I'm pretty sure that is Hans

Are you a fan of the Oilers?

tru
Can you meme about juolevi some more? I feel left out when Finns post about pujuju and laine

Reason is because he is overhyped ex-jokerit junior player whose draft position got overrated by about 30 picks because he played in meme-canadianjuniorleagues.

seen it multiple times and they always bust

Is he cell key material?

He is a great player IMO. Physically raw but has great tools and especially aa great hockey IQ. There is just no real meme potential

Is he cell key material in 2 years?

fuckign retard rapebabby he already won it god damnit

GALCHENYUK ELITE

youtube.com/watch?v=dfm4gvxNW_o

George Miller stops making action movies and instead makes romcoms and kids movies for 25 years. Then at age 70 he slaps the world in the face with the greatest action movie it has ever seen. Just waving his dick at the Michael Bay's of the world and showing how to make a fucking movie when you have all the resources in the world.

too bad he wastes his career with the frogs

That's the joke.

armemian """"""humor"""""" everybody

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>That's the joke.

>Canadian education
>Canacuck hockey knowledge
>The village of no cups since 1993
Top kek

>armenia calling anything a village

inb4 "thats the joke"

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He is cell key material

Meme aside, it's bretty gud beer.

no, he is rogaine material

Stamkos Hedman and Vasilevskiy will all go to the leafs

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Hey mongols, Sup Forums is talking shit about you:

why would anyone ever care what Sup Forums thinks

>manlet
>lanklet
>lanklet
>fatass

made me chuckle.

i've met him, can confirm manlet tier but a quality dude

>quality
>give me eight BILLION dollars a year! NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

i'd just demand burke's hair desu

Pulju

good post

No I didn't lol

What's wrong with his benis

>tfw screwdriver

It's slightly bent to the left, just like mine.

Mr leftward sloping benis

Where's the math?

>tfw weather is getting comfy

Finland will win meme bowl

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>rags

Can we talk about how much better Matthews has looked than Laine in the warm-up games?

no we can not

But I want to.

Or mcbroken

hey connor, u up?

Was McDavid a half-season wonder?

>finns and americans make fun of mcdavid the whole WHC
>finland reaches the final undefeated
>McBased scores the only goal of the first 99.97% of the game
>finland is cucked out of the gold
>finland is also cucked out of 1 million swiss francs

This post gave me Finnish Heritage Disease.

Laine - Barkov - Aho

thoughts?

Someone should start a /hoc/ discord