Hello Anons

Hello Anons,

I am a newfag. I know

I know some off you may despise me, but we were all newfags at one point were we not. I create this thread to ask some advice and questions so I may learn and other lurking newfags can too.

What is are opinion on moot?

Why do we hate each other?

When does one transcend from newfaggory into an oldfag? Or is an old fag some one who has been here since the begining?

Do we like the Harambe meme? (I personally think its stupid)

What rival sites do we hate?

Thats about all the questions I can think of at this point.

lurk and dont post, you'll ascend to oldfag

Take a shit in garbage disposal

>What is are opinion on moot?
He was a cool guy.
>Why do we hate each other?
We don't, it's just a facade.
>When does one transcend from newfaggory into an oldfag? Or is an old fag some one who has been here since the begining?
No one knows, really.
>Do we like the Harambe meme? (I personally think its stupid)
I don't care about it personally.
>What rival sites do we hate?
Reddit, tumblr and Facebook I guess, but it's really pathetic to hate something just because a website told you to.

one question, can you >greentext?

kek

>can you greentext
>mfw

>we don't it's just a facade

That's not true, I hate you. You're a newfag answering, pretentious fag boy.

Newfag telling a newfag how to be an oldfag

Can you?

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but can you triforce
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Lurk don't post

Also you'll never be an oldfag, cuz every newfag 2013 - now (technically it got really bad after 2011) is just pure cancer.

All memes are dank

We are anons, we don't know if we hate each other, till we try it out, but we certainly hate everyone everything and yes, every site.

Now gtfo, seriously

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how do you triforce

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>What rival sites do we hate?
Being this newfag

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>implying
I've been here since 2008 and I don't hate anyone.

genuinely want to know

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Also, a few words of wisdom.
Fuck niggers, jews, spicks and Arabs too.
There is no girls on the internet.
If it exists there is porn of it.

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Kill yourself you racist, sexist piece of shit.

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This is how to newfag

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Lurk moar.

>no

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Seriously kill youselves. You are the cancer killing this site.

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Here's the Triforce guide; [alt-255] [alt-255] [alt-30] [enter] [alt 30] [alt 255] [alt 30]

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>Why do we hate each other?
this is my favorite post ever, thank you newfriend


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thanks bro! helpful post.

where's the like button?

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STOP MICROAGGRESSING ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

only niggershit newfags say "REEE"
faggot

>when does one transcend from newfaggotry into an oldfag?

When you realize that you're not only a roody poo, but also a candyass!

Please mods ban this niggers

I always thought Sup Forums was for LGBTQ+

Turns out I was right

RARE chance to shit talk these betas

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Cancer detected!

The day of the rope can't come soon enough.

get the fuck out the rekt thread faggot.

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Kek

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The truth is, since everyone is anonymous, there's no real cohesion. Everyone just does whatever the fuck they want and if the people online at the time think it's retarded, they'll ignore it and the thread will die peacefully. Otherwise it can gain traction. We get memes here and there.

Oldfag has a very obscure meaning. Basically if you've been here for a while.

Some people hate Reddit, most of us are okay with it I think. 9GAG is cancer tho.

Harambe meme is more dead than Harambe.

Some people hate each other, some not.

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how to triforce?
force
force force

>like button

>9GAG is cancer tho
But why?

Found the newfag

>obvious bait

>being this new

When you've spent 4 years on 9gag like me, you'll soon start to understand how cancerous it is.

>The watermark
>The comments are predictable, no originality
>Fresh page
>Hot page is just as cancerous
There are no actual "memes" on 9fag. Just some boring ass long articles with science, facts, bullshit that's already been posted a million times before and somehow reached Hot page again, and those you find thousands of in fresh page.

It's fucking cancer dude. I thought I'd never leave 9fag, but I am so fucking glad I did.

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Spotted the real newfag lol

For one, about 95% of their content isn't original, but copied from other, genuinely funny and creative people. Any popular meme has its origin on an imageboard like this ("don't talk to my son or me ever again" would be an exception).
It's the issue with any site that isn't anonymous - people care too much for social brownie points.

That is the beauty of anonymous imageboards.
You won't be able to play identity politics or climb the social ladder.

Unless you're a tripfag.

Not as new as OP tho

Also eat shit nigger

What're you trying to say nigger

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No. U

Always tell each other to kys

kys

We don't care if you suck dick. But do it somewhere else. We want to see more people blow themselves up with grenades.

>www.bestgore.com
fukin gr8 m8

I kek'd hard for some reason

>tfw I used to browse 9gag when Sup Forums raided it and spammed gore pictures on it
>tfw I hated Sup Forums back then
>tfw I'm here now
I visited 9gag again a few months ago and it was pretty boring. Not even cancerous, just plain and unoriginal.

>implying Sup Forums has any original content posted ever

At least it's fun.

time consuming at least