Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Nep Nep claimed.

Other urls found in this thread:

a.pomf.cat/kwovil.jpg
youtube.com/watch?v=2sIKYlxDxwE
youtu.be/kdAloztRU4E
vocaroo.com/i/s0ztCA4bxNrQ
youtube.com/watch?v=Gy1-d8eqX2U
youtu.be/33JNwxSNNNY
youtube.com/watch?v=ejnSBdd5XIo
my.mixtape.moe/ilvzhz.mp3
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Disgusting.

doot

6049338155

please fuk me lol

But I'm comfy on my tiny bed couch!

>BMW
Hehehe, thanks!

The pillow is 150 x 50 cm. the bed isn't much bigger though.

[Miku]
They were like: "Come on Flan, this is against the rules please stop"
Me: "GOOD SHIT GOOD SHIT IF I SAY SO MYSELF OH YEAH!"
No it was fun honestly.

カラミチーマス

I'm 173 cm so... I don't know where I'd put my head kek

Hammocks though. If you're comfy then that's good. I have a queen to myself, but I fall into a pattern of sleeping on one side only. I sometimes suddenly remember, "oh shit, right, the middle."

>moving into the early bake
You're all a bunch of faggots.

I LOVE YOU MORE!

I LOVE YOU *THIS* MUCH

(?)
So what's her name? I need to know for... extended research.

(Chara)
Wieso gibt's dann 489 Bilder von ihr, und ich hab Schwierigkeiten 200 gute von Shiro zu bekommen? Das ist unfair!
>173
Manlet.


(Pantsune Miku)
>a.pomf.cat/kwovil.jpg
A cute!
>girl I know with that name is very Steph too
Have you tried taking her pantsu and replacing them with dog accessories?
>recognition
I also have another one it always reminds me of, give me a second.
>bunch of faggots
I'm sorry, I liked your Izuna bake T_T.

The damage is done. Repent.

I would've moved to any other thread but this one was the only one open.

Flandre Scarlet from the Touhou Project.

GOD DAMN! THAT'S SCARY!

Du suchst falsch du fucking noob. pixiv/gelbooru/deviantart/google bilder alles durchgehen

>manlet
Trap height fucker!

Here you go!

DON'T BE SCARED OF MY LOVE!

>tfw am 183 cm

Which of her themes do you prefer?
FDF version or the original?

>173 cm
Oh my god, you're tiny!
>I'm 190 cm

Haha, hammocks are nice. But I'm the kinda person where if you can swing, then swing you shall. Never fallen asleep on a hammock cause of that.

>Tfw taller than Fran

(You) (You)

>enttäuscht von mir
woher sollte ich denn wissen, dass du geburtstag hattest?

>pixiv/gelbooru/deviantart/google
Hab ich alle durch. Aber gute Bilder sind rar!
Insbesondere mit Gefühlslagen die nicht 'meh' oder Trauer, oder Knuffigkeit darstellen. Deshalb muss ich immer selber ran...
>Trap height fucker!
Fair enough. Traplet?

>Touhou Project
Isn't that some Idol /Slice of Life show?

(A)(hoy)

Original. But the FDF was nice too. Honestly anything ZUN pulls out of his ass is amazing.

I do not like this bait.

I'm not tiny! I'm pocket sized!

>tfw have to look up to everyone

Komm schon, du kannst doch hoffentlich meine Ironie lesen, oder?

Huh, das ist doof... commisions it is!

>Traplet
u fookin wot m8

ZUN didn't make the FDF version, it's fanmade. I can't decide honestly.

I know that the original bad apple is better than the newer one, but it's so short.

Really? I thought he was somehow involved. Oh well. Anyway ZUN is the new Beethoven for me.

Shit you are tall

~so long as you aren't small in O T H E R places

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My favourite is probably Chen's theme. It's got driving energy but it's so full and bright. Necrofantasia is a close second.

That's one small pocket then. :^)

Ehehehe.

Isn't that the one where Koume is from?

>commisions
Womit wir wieder vor dem Problem stünden, dass auf Deviantart alle damit beschäftigt sind, sich den Lurch zu Pferden zu würgen.

>u fookin wot m8
Sorry. I glaube 173 ist eine durchaus nützliche Größe um andere zu verwirren.

>~so long as you aren't small in O T H E R places
You like your traps packed?

made me fucking laugh

>TFW 195 CM giant.
>Get called big foot, because of my shoe size
>have abnormally long legs
>sometimes have back strain because of my height
>For some reason, it's hard for me to gain any weight. I'm usually always skinny. Part of me wants to blame my height

Claim.

youtube.com/watch?v=2sIKYlxDxwE
Nice choice.

No Satan.

I do like ExM, but I haven't seen much reason to go back to it.
>soft walls of noise are a really good way to get me
Get you? Also since you like soft things I recomend this to you.
youtu.be/kdAloztRU4E
I do know of Oeil, but I've never listened to anything other than Myrtle

Pillow on bottom.
Lay on it.
>Hump
Sleep.

I couldn't help myself

Well I am a bottom...

Oh hey there

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vocaroo.com/i/s0ztCA4bxNrQ

...

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Personally I liked Oeil first EP more than Myrtle.

Get into as in enjoying it, that lead guitar is fuzzy as hell, thanks for the share.

I go back to ExM once in a while, there's too many of my favourite tracks from them in there.
Just listening to Charles Manson clip makes me want to listen to Beware.

youtube.com/watch?v=Gy1-d8eqX2U

Oh my.

Nope, never tried that sadly.

>be OP
>be total faggot
>btw I'm actually OP

It's a vampire!

>neps internally

...

top nep

More like internally
>Suika

No it isn't.

According to a quick google search it turns out that I was wrong, and Touhou Project is a 10 min joke show without any character development.

That is at least 60% gay.

Sorry, these trips are satanist only.

Then how steph is Steph? Is she naive, obedient and busty?

You are also actually a faggot,

Aww, it won't display a nasu

-cuddles-

Unwanted touching reeeeeeeeeeeee

>No it isn't.
Yes, it is!
A cute one1

>Little lumps.
Hnnnnng!

Yes, yes, not too far from it.

I'm 100% gay though

Nep nep

No need to reeeeeecoil in horror, it's just a cuddle.

Good thing you didn't pick Faris/ Feyris

ya dun goofed again Shiro. Touhou is a series of games and shows and lots of fanmade shit. You will drown in that shit before you know it.

-Pushes you away- I have no time for this non-sense.

She is qt.

Like I said;
"I'm a total faggot."

Literally the worst girl in the seires
Why pick Faris?

Mega QT!

>thanks for the share
If you've not listened to Medicine then that's an easy recomendation.
I really like listening to a playlist of songs I like from a particular artist at a time, if their discography accounts for it at least.
youtu.be/33JNwxSNNNY

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Bueno. I think I would like this Steph of yours. How old is she?

Nah, I'm pretty sure it's 60%. Don't be so hard on yourself.

>fanmade shit
That does indeed sound like shit.
So what kind of games are they?

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I'm just a sucker for cute things

Pretty sure I am 100%

I try to be

Claim

A sucker for cute things...

Claim

Don't you worry. Mike 'Deus Volt' Pence will electrocute you normal again!

Hand man claiming again.

>100% gay
100%?

Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream (bung, bung, bung, bung)
Make him the cutest that I've ever seen (bung, bung, bung, bung)
Give him two lips like roses and clover (bung, bung, bung, bung)
Then tell him that his lonesome nights are over
Sandman, I'm so alone
Don't have nobody to call my own
Please turn on your magic beam
Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream
Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream
Make him the cutest that I've ever seen
Give him the word that I'm not a rover
Then tell him that his lonesome nights are over
Sandman, I'm so alone
Don't have nobody to call my own
Please turn on your magic beam
Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream

youtube.com/watch?v=ejnSBdd5XIo

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I'm average in everything besides Vitamin D

Well, you could put me in any pocket then

Achja, stimmt Pferde gabs auch noch

>eine durchaus nützliche Größe um andere zu verwirren
Genau!

oh shit it's Yuuko!

Fair enough.
Cute isn't for me.
I like toned.

Nope, didn't hear about them a single time before, Would "Shot Forth Self Living" be a good album to try first?

Kinoko Teikoku was one of my entry points in nip shoegaze which I can say that I listen to a lot.
Their new album is even better than I expected.

>Kinoko Teikoku - 愛のゆくえ
my.mixtape.moe/ilvzhz.mp3

22, also comes from a rich family which makes her even more Steph.

Bullet hell games. JUST FUCKING GOOGLE IT AND STOP ASKING QUESTIONS!

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Fucking say something you piece of shit






This was the first thing I thought of :)

Hello chara
Yes it's me

Pls No.

Honestly, the worst they can do is make gay marriage a state by state decision and not pass federal anti-discrimination laws

I'm gay

And before you ask, Fran is a daughteru and susanno from akame ga kill is my husbando

Average is good

Y U U K O


When the night has come
And the land is dark
And the moon is the only light we'll see
No I won't be afraid, no I won't be afraid
Just as long as you stand, stand by me

And darlin', darlin', stand by me, oh now now stand by me
Stand by me, stand by me

If the sky that we look upon
Should tumble and fall
And the mountains should crumble to the sea
I won't cry, I won't cry, no I won't shed a tear
Just as long as you stand, stand by me

Oh my god, it's been such a long time! How are you?

Yes, yes, average is always nice, I know~
How are you?

Hi

>Pferde
Ich glaube für die bekäme ich sogar umsonst Bilder gemalt. Aber wer will das schon?

>sonst.
Jetzt hab ich die Pflanze tot und bin wieder beim König. Muss man einen von denen Leben lassen?

She sounds awesome! Gimme her phone number.

I'm... I'm sorry.

Isn't gay marriage already a state issue?
>the worst
Mike 'Suck Cock, Get Shock' Pence begs to differ!

Every night I hope and pray
A dream lover will come my way
A girl to hold in my arms
And know the magic of her charms
'Cause I want (yeah-yeah, yeah)
A girl (yeah-yeah, yeah)
To call (yeah-yeah, yeah)
My own (yeah-yeah)
I want a dream lover
So I don't have to dream alone
Dream lover, where are you
With a love, oh, so true
And the hand that I can hold
To feel you near as I grow old
'Cause I want (yeah-yeah, yeah)
A girl (yeah-yeah, yeah)
To call (yeah-yeah, yeah)
My own (yeah-yeah, yeah)
I want a dream lover
So I don't have to dream alone

Be lewd!
Be crude!
Go fuck that dude!

Hello fran
I assume you are great

Pretty good. How has your life been coming along?

It was that obvious? Sheesh.
Have you played the novel?

hi muffin

Y-you mean down there?

A-any bit more than a-average

A few months ago the supreme Court made it federal law to have it legalized everywhere. Some protests happened

I finished my first semester!

AB in Biomedical Engineering
BC in Chem
B in Calc
B in Freshman studies

Hi

You gonna call her from Germany?
Sorry but sharing data that allows people to track me or people I know is something I avoid doing on 4chin.