This grill randomly started texting me last night. Don't know her but my roommate says she's a slut...

This grill randomly started texting me last night. Don't know her but my roommate says she's a slut. Two consecutive ending post numbers dictates my response

Bamp

You mean doubles, yeah?

Say "Why are you so ugly"?

Fuck, 1 out. reroll

Want to have sex?

So, are we fucking or what?

Can I go down on your pussy?

Say "Your eyes look uneven"

She looks like she's 16. Are you underage b& OP?

getting catfished by your gay roomate is priceless op is a faggot

Winner. Do it, OP.

You're cute. Let's meet up and see how this goes.

Let's fuck.

i wanna see you nekid

good start

winrar1

re roll

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Finally got dressed, where are we meeting again?

rollin one more time

winrar!

What do you think of jew in the actual situation?

Recite the lyrics of "Bitch Niggaz" by Dre in text form.

I want to open a hole in your feet and fuck the living shit out of your bones till i cum inside those little feets ;)

Gg.

Winrar2

But yeah your eyes look fucked up

The fucking animal

yes winrar 2

"I've had some coffee. now they are even. I guess my brain was not awake lol. so, when u gonna let me tap dat ass? "

LEMME SEE DEM SWEET MAMBA JAMBAS THO

I specifically meant "where" you nigger.

Say that as punishment.

I want to stuff my dick into your vagina baby

rolling for this

reroll

ayy bitch, why havn't we fucked? I'll lick it before I stick it.

Could I get a lewd pic to tide me over till then?

Btw
I like to masturbate at cartoon ponies for children.
Now tell me a little bit more about you ;)

How fucking autistic are you?

Why havent we fucked yet?

While waiting for response. Dubs decides this too. My cousin of no relation who is getting slowly getting very slutty texted me the other day.

Lets cut the chit chat. If were not going back door then you can just piss off.

I would destroy dat ass like a Palestinian Village. Lemme get a pic of those ta tas before I head out.

Winrar 3

I'm pretty good at drawing I think. Just not faces. I've painted a little, but I'm not that good. Why do you ask?

I'll show you my meatballs if you know what I mean

Boop

Hey i know you are my cousing and shit but i always wanted to fuck you hard..
I don't know if this is wierd for you but would you like to meet?
I'm serious.

Show me the puss puss baws

*Spaghetti you stupid cunt. The red squiggle under the word means it's spelled incorrectly! Zomg wtf.

mm id love some ;)

Ahahahahahaha fucking reroll

Boop boop

"Can i come over for some ;)" birches love winky faces

Rolll

Reroll.

show her the meatballs OP

No one's going to recognize the satanic trips for punishment?

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Rolling for justice.

Dunn's has spoken

Rolling for this

Are you sure it's smart not to censor out the name while posting on Sup Forums?

I'll never understand these threads.
What's more important?
Impressing a bunch of useless cunts on a shitty website... or actually getting some pussy?

if you can't spell it, you shouldn't cook it,


-or-


swaghetti and memeballs? dank.

This hemorrhoid is fuckin killing me...

Not now, satan

I endorse this picture.

Winrar op...
We are waiting.

>tfw have two dubs and one trips so far in this thread

I will not be ignored OP

Why would getting some pussy would be more important you pathetic bitch?

Reroll the Reroll

Depends on the person with the dubs.

You know there are like infinite people on earth named Audra Lyells, right? Dont be silly, theres no way possible to find her.

Eh I mean this grill is underage and ugly anyway. Doesn't affect me any tbh

Nigga you gay and she probably fat.

Delivar OP

>OP is one of those faggots who thinks it's cool to let everyone know he likes coffee

sage

Way to stay behind the thread, dumbass

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>strayan internet

Virgin detected.

Ok so let's get this clear you newfags
Dubs only count one at a time.

Fuck my life...

If i get dubs again put this in the girl's chat

Hey why haven't you answered yet?
Look if you are feeling wierd please talk to me i'm really alone and we could feel less wierd thogether and maybe you can let me smell your feet since i think they are cute.
Think about it babe ;)

Alreaqdy found her
But can't care enough to pursue

Any way I could talk you into having sex later this afternoon?

Rollin

sarcasm

fb.com/audra.lyells

One last roll.

"Yeah when are you coming by to fuck you as hard as I can?"

Want to boink at my place later?

Ask her what her bra size is

Congratulations. You found a 16 year old pothead.

Don't worry dude I gotcha

Reroll

he really didn't think this through

Browse the thread faggot.

Qué viva el Comdandante Fort. Venceremos.

Thanks,reroll.

re-roll this for spanish msg.