MILWAUKEE BREWERS @ CHICAGO CUBS

Nelson vs. Montgomery

THE CLINCH IS REAL

Let's hope Cubs can clinch.

If Montgomery pitches poorly I'm not sure whether to call him Montgomery or Montdummery

THE LINEUP

>Beer vs. Depression
The Game

what are we drinking tonight?

Thank you for joining me in the first gamethread I've ever made.

Eat a dick

I love you guys. Go Cubs!

I'm already out of drinks, had a bunch of Staropramen earlier.

Ew rude, I'll suck your dick though no homo.

Tequila!

Black tea with an appetizer plate of weed and adderall. I am HYPE.

CUBS DOUBLE PENETRATING THE BREWBREWS

I'll suck your ass juice out with a bendy straw

IF CUBS LOSE, BUT CARDS LOSE TOO, THE CINCH IS IN, BUT NOT BY BEATING THE BREWERS

ID LIKE THIS TO HAPPEN INSTEAD TO SHIT ON THE CUBS

>what goes up must come down

SOLEL

D I N G E R

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G

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SOLER POWER

D I N G E R

The Run Machine keeps on churning

Nice to came back in time for Soler's voodoo's magic and the Cubs hetting their divisiok title

CALLING THE SHUT OUT

Screencap it.

Today we celebrate Independence Day in Costa Rica so I've been drinking beer and rum the whole day so you can see why I way I wrote my last post like an illiterate asshole

Go Cubs.

When do the playoffs start?

>Brewers sweep the 4 game series.
>Cardinals win their next 4.

Screenshot this.

what should I eat tomorrow during happy hour?

Cubs have destroyed all before them.

Well, that'd help the Cards in the wild card race, but what does this accomplish other than maybe having a closer home-field advantage race.

Delays the clinch.

Well Enchufetv, playoffs starts on October

God fucking dammit you asshole

Mikey Mont just needs to not spill any spaghetti, and this shit is in the bag.

Also, why is Based Soler so fucking based?

For my money, it's the run differential they've posted, particularly compared with the rest of baseball - both leagues - that is the most telling of how dominant they have been since day one.

That said, all that matters is being dominant on the last day of the World Series.

I haven't been payijg attention to the AL so who's most likely to get to the WS against the Cubbies?.. If they don't choke

toronto

>montgomery

I feel like the Cusb play the Broors really poorly

I step away for 5 minutes to plate my dinner... and it's now 3-2!
What'd I miss?

Your feelings on the matter are entirely irrelevant.

10-5 on the year so far.

montgomery, the relief pitcher, was the starting pitcher

The usual. The Cubs memeing the game because even Heyward got a hit and now in on third thanks to Miggy

AYYY LAUGHING MIKE ASS OFF

I feel like they play the Broors worse than any other really shitty team, but still end up winning

starting relief pitcher RBI

Fucking hell. Just until now I noticed my stream is like 2 minutes behind the game... i noticed thanks to Cubs and Krulls twitter

Bryant has been SHIT for like 2 weeks

he's either striking out or slamming dingers, it's feeling a lot like 2015 Bryant

>that cunt's hair

M'eh ... I'll allow it.

I think I'm right on this one though

Let's not push it too far now.

While Soler is looking more comfy in the box.

Is the 100 RBIs thing messing with Russell's head like Bryant last year?

>based len and jd banter

Did Heyward max out on that one?

Oh look La Stella's mom let him come out and play.

And I was thinking the Red Sox were the hot shit this year thanks to a friend who can't stop talking about Betts, Ortiz and Ramirez

Cervezas, por favor.

...

The bullpen will kill me... Hold me guys... Please

wisconsin out

SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

>soler
>defense

>Joe Smith warming up

CUBS GONNA CLINCH TOMORROW

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>tfw live in WI for years
>born in IL
>studying at the "Literally Who?" UW campus

Please Cusb I need the clinch

Are you at Stout?

Stop it now... I want to see them win today

Nope. P-Vegas.

>conveniently timed mistake fireworks right before pitch, to kill the rally

Stay classy sCrUBS

My girl is at Stout right now.
Pretty cool school desu, Menominie is cool

Oh... that is unfortunate

tards & jints just starting

Prepare for a big inning.

Going into engineering. Madison, Milwaukee, and Platteville are the big engineering schools. I was accepted to both Milwaukee and Platteville (not that hard), and I chose corn fields and hills over urban hellhole. The meth memes are over exaggerated, and all my classes are small, so I'll take it.

You made the right choice. UWM is bordered by a ghetto and there is nothing in Milwaukee worth a damn.

RUSSELL STOP MAKING ERRORS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

C'mon cubs, just clinch tonight. Don't let the tards ruin it

Based Ben does it again!

It's cool, famalam, the Jints are up 2-0. Not the way it should happen, but it's good either way.

Obvs they'll make it but it would be nice to see them win tonight

Well considering 2 of the 3 runs scored on him were unearned, and he was pulled inbetween innings, does this mean you want Grimm's head?

Dude, that faggot came here to post that incredible witticism and immediately went back to his pony porn long ago.

back in it

hey hey
Heyward is ok today

>le gidp man hits an RBI double

what did he mean by this?

Hey, comcast decided to fuck my internets so I haven't been able to post.

Also
>Heyward
>Being clutch at batt
This makes me uneasy.

>Montero up
At least he's

At least he is what user

and also it was doggirls, not ponies

What is Contreras' walk-up song?

REEEE

I'm about to turn off the game and Heyward gives me hope, then Miggy walks... I just can't

Sandstorm

reffffffffffff

Contreras got umpballed

How so

swing the fucking bat

Cervezas....favor.

Por favor.

Because none of those strikes were actually strikes. Especially that last one.

sometimes I get the sense that len lowkey hates cubs fans

I didn't get to see desu