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time for bed wagies! edition

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maisie

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wish i worked in a comfy office job

my mate has a job in one and he basically sits there for 80% of it playing games

shut up cunts

yes, would help if you ate something proper instead of oily, salty, empty carbs and sugar.

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watching the ol' dashcam videos again lads

Usually about an hour or 2
most of the time I spend on reddit 2bh

reminder

>complain about early starts and commutes
>dont even do any work
pfft dont complain then faggots

me too 2bh

i spend the rest of time reading news articles and pretending to be busy

just ate ass

is there a source for the original video for this

>wake up at 8, lie in until about 8:20
>shower and get changed
>cycle 10/15 minutes into the town centre
>have breakfast and a coffee at work and a chat with the normies
>start work properly at around 10 and get whatever needs doing for the day done by lunch
>take a long 45 minute lunch break, maybe do a maccies, dominos or chippy run for everyone if it's a friday
>fuck around for the rest of the afternoon listening to music, chatting with the normies, posting on Sup Forums, keeping my Outlook open and phone on in case something happens and I need to look like I'm working
>leave 10 minutes early, an hour early on a friday from my flexi time fraud that I've built up during the week

ah yes, the public sector

jellybean desu

gonna wake up at 12 noon tomorrow
the so called NEETlife

watchu gonna do with all that junk
all dat junk inside yo trunk

Bayern 9-1 Arsenal – "German rain different to English" says Ty

who /eats lunch during work hours and then goes for a walk at lunch because eating lunch in the canteen is depressing being yourself surrounded by bluepilled nomrie denao and stacey colleagues/ here

What do you do?

who /pissed/ here

would do anything to anyone eight now

that includes you :

>wake up at 8, lie in until about 8:20
whats the point in that? just wake up at 8:20 and get an extra 20 mins kip.

jellybean is the quintessential tights gf

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I think my musical tastes are very much a reflection of my personal lack of development. I still regularly listen to artists or bands that I listened to when I was 12. Indeed in many ways I'm not much different from then. My relatively recent foray into synth and indie music may represent an attempt to break free of this, but my inevitable return to older tracks is indicative of my failure to ever truly change...

u jelly belly smelly?

naughty brit boys need to _____

Up at 10 past 6

when is gazza neville going on this

have latex gfs

>saw a woman hit her child today on the bus and a man jump in front of the train and kill himself

ah yes, city life

no i get in my car and drive down the lidl car park and park at the back

couldn't eat lunch at my desk because the normies might laugh at the way i eat

Whatever People Say is the better Arctic Monkeys album mate everyone knows that

VOAT

>tfw you get so drunk it takes so long to type out posts so you huyst have to sit and whatch everyone post

lies.

public sector is overworked, underpaid and understaffed

don't know, I've always done this. just like lying there for a bit waiting for my brain to boot up while i check the news and the 'chon and the 'ddit

enjoy lewd jellybean

...

>Aberdeen 7-2 Motherwell

IT

>Arctic Monkeys

fuck right off

Hahah, stupid wagies!

melt

wish i still drove to work. doing a nap and listening to the radio in the car gives you so much energy for the rest of the day.

now i just want to sleep as soon as come home

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fuck off

i remember you, thought you were just bullshitting

VOAT

birmingham is a fucking shithole

stop going to bed so late then

are the 2000's the new 1990's yet?

Just going to eat some weet-bix

Troopz from Arsenal Fan TV is how I imagine every Londoner who posts on here

just let that gimmick die lad

choon
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she wants a man from brum

any patient lads in??

everyone needs to be patient

>tfw blasting past pasty car-cucks stuck in traffic all whilst saving money and improving cardiovascular fitness

Variations On A Theme

This, physically cannot get out of bed the instant I wake up

pretty much blud

lads if I give $50 to this youtuber I like I get a skype date with her every month

*charges towards you*

need a gf to snuggle with

sounds like nigger bongos

you dropped this cuz

This is why the country is going to shit and Germany is outperforming us

never

Been meaning to go to the bank for like a week

edgy

delete this post mate

*overthrows the government in a military coup*

I do this too desu, it relaxes me a bit after I wake up and dread another day at work.

Any lads want to put me out of my misery?

>not doing internet banking

alri gran

Just spent a days wages on an estrogen blood test

Bought a chest binder too

Regarding trainers though, I'm not sure what colour or style I want anymore

kek, is indeed a JUST scenario.

>FUCKINGWANKSHITARSELEL
>5-1

Bayern Munich 5-1 Arsenal

Does that include letting you watch her fuck the bull

latex is the ultimate patrician fetish.

can't believe some of the posts coming out in this thread right now

the lot of you are just right legends

keep it up haha

>03
don't you dare reply to me ever again you stupid fucking yank

should i invest in premium bonds?

>even considering this

Have to deposit some neet bucks, I'm a cash heavy neet

only ever seen niggers in latex porn

ahh you must be gutted pal, bet you're not looking forward to seeing all the spurs fans at work tomorrow haha they're gonna banter you to dea-
oh you're a stupid fucking yank

FUCK OFF

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Birmingham mentioned

only got 2 biscuits left

choco chip cookie and a custard cream

which do i eat first?

give me 3 reasons this is a bad idea

>work 9-5 5 days a week
>on saturday I volunteer at a homeless hostel 9-4
>on sunday I walk dogs from the local kennel

don't get me wrong I enjoy walking the waggy woofs and helping out and that but I just wish I had some time to myself. Might ask the ol' boss if I can work from home on mondays or something

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lmfao london

how much does house removals cost

The absolute state

Custard creams are fucking nice like.

no, absolutely dismal returns.

S&S ISA wrapped index funds are the way to go.

or a high (read 3-4%) interest current account if you can see the crash coming in 2019 when rates go up ;^)

about tree fiddy

fucking cuck lmao