time for bed wagies! edition
/brit/
maisie
...
wish i worked in a comfy office job
my mate has a job in one and he basically sits there for 80% of it playing games
shut up cunts
yes, would help if you ate something proper instead of oily, salty, empty carbs and sugar.
youtube.com
youtube.com
watching the ol' dashcam videos again lads
Usually about an hour or 2
most of the time I spend on reddit 2bh
reminder
>complain about early starts and commutes
>dont even do any work
pfft dont complain then faggots
me too 2bh
i spend the rest of time reading news articles and pretending to be busy
just ate ass
is there a source for the original video for this
>wake up at 8, lie in until about 8:20
>shower and get changed
>cycle 10/15 minutes into the town centre
>have breakfast and a coffee at work and a chat with the normies
>start work properly at around 10 and get whatever needs doing for the day done by lunch
>take a long 45 minute lunch break, maybe do a maccies, dominos or chippy run for everyone if it's a friday
>fuck around for the rest of the afternoon listening to music, chatting with the normies, posting on Sup Forums, keeping my Outlook open and phone on in case something happens and I need to look like I'm working
>leave 10 minutes early, an hour early on a friday from my flexi time fraud that I've built up during the week
ah yes, the public sector
jellybean desu
gonna wake up at 12 noon tomorrow
the so called NEETlife
watchu gonna do with all that junk
all dat junk inside yo trunk
Bayern 9-1 Arsenal – "German rain different to English" says Ty
who /eats lunch during work hours and then goes for a walk at lunch because eating lunch in the canteen is depressing being yourself surrounded by bluepilled nomrie denao and stacey colleagues/ here
What do you do?
who /pissed/ here
would do anything to anyone eight now
that includes you :
>wake up at 8, lie in until about 8:20
whats the point in that? just wake up at 8:20 and get an extra 20 mins kip.
jellybean is the quintessential tights gf
I think my musical tastes are very much a reflection of my personal lack of development. I still regularly listen to artists or bands that I listened to when I was 12. Indeed in many ways I'm not much different from then. My relatively recent foray into synth and indie music may represent an attempt to break free of this, but my inevitable return to older tracks is indicative of my failure to ever truly change...
u jelly belly smelly?
naughty brit boys need to _____
Up at 10 past 6
when is gazza neville going on this
have latex gfs
>saw a woman hit her child today on the bus and a man jump in front of the train and kill himself
ah yes, city life
no i get in my car and drive down the lidl car park and park at the back
couldn't eat lunch at my desk because the normies might laugh at the way i eat
Whatever People Say is the better Arctic Monkeys album mate everyone knows that
VOAT
>tfw you get so drunk it takes so long to type out posts so you huyst have to sit and whatch everyone post
lies.
public sector is overworked, underpaid and understaffed
don't know, I've always done this. just like lying there for a bit waiting for my brain to boot up while i check the news and the 'chon and the 'ddit
enjoy lewd jellybean
...
>Aberdeen 7-2 Motherwell
IT
>Arctic Monkeys
fuck right off
Hahah, stupid wagies!
melt
wish i still drove to work. doing a nap and listening to the radio in the car gives you so much energy for the rest of the day.
now i just want to sleep as soon as come home
>gif
fuck off
i remember you, thought you were just bullshitting
VOAT
birmingham is a fucking shithole
stop going to bed so late then
are the 2000's the new 1990's yet?
Just going to eat some weet-bix
Troopz from Arsenal Fan TV is how I imagine every Londoner who posts on here
just let that gimmick die lad
she wants a man from brum
any patient lads in??
everyone needs to be patient
>tfw blasting past pasty car-cucks stuck in traffic all whilst saving money and improving cardiovascular fitness
Variations On A Theme
This, physically cannot get out of bed the instant I wake up
pretty much blud
lads if I give $50 to this youtuber I like I get a skype date with her every month
*charges towards you*
need a gf to snuggle with
sounds like nigger bongos
you dropped this cuz
This is why the country is going to shit and Germany is outperforming us
never
Been meaning to go to the bank for like a week
edgy
delete this post mate
*overthrows the government in a military coup*
I do this too desu, it relaxes me a bit after I wake up and dread another day at work.
Any lads want to put me out of my misery?
>not doing internet banking
alri gran
Just spent a days wages on an estrogen blood test
Bought a chest binder too
Regarding trainers though, I'm not sure what colour or style I want anymore
kek, is indeed a JUST scenario.
>FUCKINGWANKSHITARSELEL
>5-1
Bayern Munich 5-1 Arsenal
Does that include letting you watch her fuck the bull
latex is the ultimate patrician fetish.
can't believe some of the posts coming out in this thread right now
the lot of you are just right legends
keep it up haha
>03
don't you dare reply to me ever again you stupid fucking yank
should i invest in premium bonds?
>even considering this
Have to deposit some neet bucks, I'm a cash heavy neet
only ever seen niggers in latex porn
ahh you must be gutted pal, bet you're not looking forward to seeing all the spurs fans at work tomorrow haha they're gonna banter you to dea-
oh you're a stupid fucking yank
FUCK OFF
>gif
fuck off
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Birmingham mentioned
only got 2 biscuits left
choco chip cookie and a custard cream
which do i eat first?
give me 3 reasons this is a bad idea
>work 9-5 5 days a week
>on saturday I volunteer at a homeless hostel 9-4
>on sunday I walk dogs from the local kennel
don't get me wrong I enjoy walking the waggy woofs and helping out and that but I just wish I had some time to myself. Might ask the ol' boss if I can work from home on mondays or something
youtube.com
lmfao london
how much does house removals cost
The absolute state
Custard creams are fucking nice like.
no, absolutely dismal returns.
S&S ISA wrapped index funds are the way to go.
or a high (read 3-4%) interest current account if you can see the crash coming in 2019 when rates go up ;^)
about tree fiddy
fucking cuck lmao