Post the first rap lyric that comes to mind

post the first rap lyric that comes to mind

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WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME

I WISH MY TRAINER WOULD TELL ME WHAT I OVER-ATE.

Trippin off the beat kinda
Drippin off the meat grinder

I aint tryin hear that see

big titty shitty bang bang sittin on my dick.
tryin' to play a pimp by the fifteen clicks.
hoes play with me weekly, so I'm down wit hoe play with my pee pee

WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE

I'm so High i'm trappin in spanish.

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quit playing with the scissors and shit and cut the crap

CANT KEEP MY DICK IN MY PANTS

It's 88
Time to set it straight

I WOULD NEVER CLAIM TO BE NO RAY BENZINO

BULLETTS (bullets) FLYIN THRU THE AIR (air ᵃᶦʳ)

serious shit no playin hoe
serious shit no playin hoe

I SIT ALONE IN MY FOUR CORNERED ROOM
STARIN AT CANDLES

NOW IF I FUCK THIS MODEL

I BEEN A 1 SINCE DAY ONE YOU NIGGAS BOO BOO

went to the poke-a-nose, for a getaway
a pack of franks and a big bag of frito-lays

goddammit this

Fuck Bill and Hillary, Ice Cube, there ain't no killin' me.

STANK PUSSY SMELLIN LIKE COOL RANCH DORITOS

I never sleep 'cuz sleep is the cousin of death

I'M FUCKING TIRED OF ALL THESE PERKS
I'VE TRIED NOTHING EVERYTHING WORKS
FOR LESS I'M WORTH, I'VE SERVED MY BID
FUCK LIFE WASN'T WHAT IT WAS

BITCHA NOOGS
ALL THEEZ NIGGER NOGGER
ARE ROLLING OVER AND OVER
AND THE STREETS ARE MUD
AND THE AIR IS DUST

CRAZY MUTHAFUKA IS THE WHITE MAN
HE BETRAYS
HIS OWN HOME AND PLACE
SO I CAN'T GO ENTER THERE

AND IS CRAZZI
ALL THESE GUYS BLOCKING ME OUT IS JUST KRAZZI
WHILE THE NEXT DOOR TURKOINDIAN WALKS SAFELY
CAUSE THE LAWS ABIDE HIM
AND THEY DANCE AROUND HIM
WHILE IM HIPHIPHIP
FUCKING WHOREZ IN THE TRASHBIN

DID

GAP IN YA TEETH SO MY DICKS GOTTA FIT

THE

NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA

INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR

MAN

Slip like freudian in your first and last step to playing yourself like accordion

WHO

Knees weak
arms are heavy

NOW IF I FUCK THIS MODEL

INVENTED

YOU NIGGAS IN TROUBLE

LET ME LICK YOU UP AND DOWN
UNTIL YOU SAY STOP

EVERYTHING'S SPINNIN YOURE BEGINNIN TO THINK WOMEN ARE SWIMMIN IN PINK LINEN AND IN A COUPLE OF MINUTES THAT BOTTLE OF GUINNESS IS FINISHED

You're not promised tomorrow in this Little Shop of Horrors

COLLEGE

NOTHING BUT SOME REAL GANGSTA SHEIT, FOR DA NIGGAZ AN BITCHES OUT 'DERE!

Youngun I can see yo drawers pull yo pants up

BLO BLO BLO BLO BLO BLO BLO BLO
OH NO

GO TO

Mom's spaghetti

When I die Fuck it I wanna go to hell

COLLEGE?!

Came here to post this

PUSSY IN THE SARCOPHOGUS

Thought of this one first but the second what that came to my mind is:

HYPOCRITE

WE AT THE COMBINATION PIZZA HUT AND TACO BELL

CHOKE A SOUTH PARK WRITER WITH A FISHSTICK

gotta keep a tunnel vision

I AM THE ONE

I'd fuck laurie ingalls only when she's done with her chores

Cruisin down the street in my 64

ID RATHER TAKE THE LADDER ROUTE

I LOVE BAD BITCHES THATS MY FUCKING PROBLEM

BITCH I'M PROFESSIONAL

I'M COMING THROUGH THOUGHT YOU KNEW FUCK IF YOU DIDN'T FUCK YOUUU

DONT CALL IT AH COMEBACK

Yup.
Nope.

SORTA LIKE SQUIDWARD AND HIS CLARINET

CAH WE BLAHK

I would say that this shit turned me to a monster but bitch I've been a beast
Gangster Gibbs greasy as a church's chicken 20-piece

Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.

my dick
is hard
they call me
the bard

S A D B O Y S

cause ain't no such things as halfway crooks
Scared to death, scared to look, they shook

It's him who wrote the Tau of the pessimist
as thespians maneuver through the now and it's messiness

niggers suck my dick and the girls drink my pee

INTUITION GOT A BROKE BITCH WISHIN

fuck my Jesus piece i might squeeze the piece

stumbling on the pickle
looks so fickle
but you look closer it's a trick
uh linked penis

*glass breaks*

WU TANG CLAN AIN'T NOTHIN TA FUCK WIT

NOW I RUN THE GAME GOT THE WHOLE WORLD TALKING KING KUNTA

bitch I'm ultimate

Half A thang of heroin in the backroom

CHECK IT OUT NOW

I GOT YOU STUCK OFF THE REALNESS

HAVE U EVER HAD SEX WITH A PARAOOOOH

cash rules everything around me cream get the money dollar dollar bill yall

i came to bring the pain hardcore from the brain

1 for the money, 2 for the better green, 3, 4 methylenedioxymethamphetamine

FUCK A NAZI

Chickity China the Chinese chicken
You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'

Kill me

cook a meal clean and she suck me like a vacuum

DID THE MAN WHO INVENTED COLLEGE GO TO COLLEGE?

YOU NIGGAZ DONT EVEN KNOW
ALL DAT TALK THEN NO SHOW

WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP

IT'S THE FIST OF THE MONTH

GET UP GET UP GET UP

NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA, I'M 100% NIGGA

that's not a rap song asswipe

red bottoms on a real nigga
she try to suck it through them hilfigers
how it feel to be a real nigga
how it feel to be a real nigga
how it feel to be a real nigga
how it feel to be a real nigga

lives a bitch and then you die

Feel like the whole city go against me, every time I walk out I hear
YAT YAT YAT YAT

SOMETHING WRONG
I HOLD MY HEAD
MJ GONE
OUR NIGGA DEAD

Life's a bitch and then you die that's why we get high cuz you never know when you gonna go

it's yak you nerd

YOU CAN SEE THE WEAKNESS OF A MAN RIGHT THROUGH HIS IRIS

bust a nut inside your eye to show you where I come from

bust off on your couch now you got siemens furniture

I put that bitch in a porsche
I brought that bitch to New York
I'm scrapin the bowl with a fork
scrapin the bowl with a fork