Secrets thread

Secrets thread.

Don't worry, I wont tell anyone.

I fuck my buddies GF, we all pretend that she's best friends with my roommate (female) and living with her.
She sleeps with me every night almost. I treat her like the whore she is

Holy shit. Saved.

I got lots

ich have sex with cake

An excellent whore. Much respect.

I also routinely masturbate to Chloe Lutosky from Kids React To, now 12, since she was 10.

Pic related. It's her with The Fine Brothers, the producers of those shit YouTube skits.

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Cant say I've ever watch any of that shit. Would you (or have you) fuck a girl that age irl?

It's wildly improbable because so many preconditions would have to be met. Is she already sexually active, does she not have a history of sexual abuse that I would exasberate by engaging with her, is her moral compass calibrated in such a way that decouples sexual activity with romantic notions, can I be sure she won't have any regrets, does she have an "old soul," etc. But if all of those conditions were met, it's probable. Not for 10, but maybe 11 or 12.

I'm the guy that normally says, "I kissed a 15-year old girl..." I say this only because you sound like the same user that often replies to that.

ya she's alright
because its such a secret we do everything, like the most disgusting sexual shit ever, I've pissed in her, her on me when we fuck, had a yellow lab mount her one time, We won't shit though. No scat with us

broke a window at my school last Friday. Minutes later an announcement came on saying they were gonna find whoever did it.. Inb4 "underge beaned"

Before this thread crashes as well

I'm still a virgin. Never been nude with a girl. Sometimes when home alone, I dress in my sisters panties/leggings/yoga pants and all that.
I then look at myself in the mirror and imagine it's a girl.

I have a homo confession if anyone cares to hear that, if not I don't care

pic un-related

How old are you user? There still may be hope

Yeah I'm op. Hello again. While I dont share or understand your sexual desires, I appreciate it must be difficult to live in a world where what you want is so elusive and frowned upon (to say the least).

21 my dude, luckily I'm not fat or anything, have a car, and I do workout. Only thing stacked against me is I live with family, so no room for privacy.

When I was super attendant at a old apartment building we had a trash incinerator that could fit a car in. I charged money to let people use it to dispose of bodies.

They coming for you nigga. Why did you break it anyway?

I fucked a guy in his ass while I smelled his daughters dirty panties.

Do you have any fetishes / kinks / sexual proclivities of your own, op?

When I was younger, I used to torture and kill animals. It started with bugs and moved up. Eventually I was designing intricate traps to hurt, torture, and kill animals.

I grew out of it and look back on those days with shame. I quit it entirely by the time I was 16.

Still, I envy the autonomy I had in those days by not having so much genuine empathy. I haven't really found anything to fill the void.

I'm 26 now.

Sounds...interesting. How much would you charge? Is there much need to dispose of dead bodies in such a way these days?

Are you in college or working while saving for your own place? If so, then your situation is normal. Aside from privacy issues--because surely you can find a workaround--what would you say is your largest inhibitor of sexual contact?

i hauled ass before i got caught. I dont think any cameras caught me the way they were positioned. I was in the second floor of a building chilling with my buds, and saw 2 fine girls walking.. they tried banging on the window to get their attention, and then i slammed my fucking binder against it.. Tbh i might not get caught before right after i did it the bell to go to class rung. Meaning tht 750+ students were gonna pass through those hallways

>$80 hotel room
>craigslist / adult entertainment / escorts
>$80 half a hour with a good one
>Maybe you can trade the girl the room for the night, instead of paying the $80 for sex
You likely won't last 7 min if you get a pro.

I dress up as a girl sometimes and cam with guys. There was a time where i'd only want guys from the age of 55+. I'd jack off together with them. I got so many old perverts that wanted to meet me. Maybe i will sometime.

I havent had sex in years. My most fulfilling sexual relationship was with my cousin (she was married but her husband was into it). I've spent most of my 20's fucked up on drugs and now I'm sober and my social (and sex) life is non-existent unfortunately. I fap to mind control stories a lot, which isnt really a fetish you can explore irl.

i have long intricate songs and poems about the people I know. It has developed into a very complicated series of characters and inside jokes that make it almost like I'm speaking another language.

Can we see a pic of you as a girl?

i'm a guy and i wear panties and pantyhose under my guy clothes

This. Just get one on the board user before you get too used to virginity.

pix or GTFO

Wear a fucking condom.

Even for the blowjob.

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My side job was stretch limo driver for the strip clubs owned by the mob and bikers, so I fell into a crowed so to say.


>Truth here
We had the best incinerator in the city, It was SARS and flu season, the morgue couldn't handle the amount of dead people coming in. So we got a contract.

You must be very creative. What do you do for work/school.

cute. would fuck

Do you feel drugs was a catalyst for your social and sexual life you once enjoyed? If so, what inhibits you now, anxiety? If not, what's stopping you from reclaiming your life while sober?

Also, not sure if I ever shared in this particular thread, but since we're sharing sexual proclivities, mine in total are:

5. Filtering porn to look artistic
4. Redheads
3. Exhibitionism / Agoraphilia (Outdoor)
2. Urophilia (Pee)
1. Hebephilia (Early Adolescence)

I hoarde drugs, illegal fireworks and weapons in my house, I don't do drugs and have no intent to sell/distribute any of them but I just do. I have stolen UXO collection from a military range too. Id never do anything with it, idk why I collect it.

>Are you in college or working while saving for your own place?
A bit of both actually, trying to make enough for another semester, INTERESTED in moving out but no concrete plans there. As well as saving for a nice computer for my graphic design.

>what would you say is your largest inhibitor of sexual contact?
Aside from living with family, kind of worried that I'm a boring guy, I know that's subjective and dependent out the views of others around me, but being a virgin at this age means that feeling holds strong

My friends are recommending me a tinder, where I live I'd only expect crackheads, cl hook-ups might not be any better
then again, how would I know?

my xbox is bricked and im home from work i've passed the last 3 days masturbating 6 time a day to fight boredom
i'm at 7 cumshots today my dick about to fall off HELP ME

I have more college than I know what to do with.

Right now I am a junior software engineer.

:)

Something we will always keep a secret, we have 300+ apartments in this building

This is my gf, and I basically want anons to say how they'd fuck the shit out of her/degrade her, etc.

HOW DO YA LIKE DEM APPLES

When I was 17 I made a 13 year old girl lose her faith in God and then fucked her in the ass almost every day for an entire Summer even though it hurt her. She did it because she was "in love" with me but I just wanted to fuck her in the ass and make her cry because I was an atheist edgelord. Then pretended I didn't know her once school started. She's all fucked up now. In and out of rehab, getting arrested all the time for possession and prostitution. I also fucked her younger sister a few years later when I was 19 and she was 13. The sister seems to be normal now and sent me a friend request on Facebook when she was 17, and we fucked some more for a while so I guess she wasn't too damaged by fucking an adult when she was 13. Although I didn't ravage her butthole.

When I was 22 I got into a bar fight with these two dudes on purpose because I had a pair brass knuckles that I wanted to use. One guy ran away once I hit him and he realized what was happening, but the other guy didn't and I really fucked him up. Apparently they had to put him in a medically induced coma for weeks because his brain swelled up so bad from the beating, and his mom was on the local news saying that he'll never be the same because of the brain trauma. The police never even questioned me, and it was years ago so I got away with it.

About 6 months ago I was downtown for a job interview and on my way back to the garage I parked in I cut through an alley. Halfway down the alley another guy was coming the other way and for no reason at all, without even thinking about it I just slammed his head into the brick wall as we crossed paths. He was out cold and no one was around so I stole his money clip, the money out of his wallet, and one of his credit cards(which I used to buy a new TV and a PS4). I also got away with this, and have seen the guy several times since then because I got the job downtown.

I sometimes feel bad about these things, but I live a life of distractions.

I organised a lot of regional events to support hillary clinton in my small town
but I voted Trump, I stopped believing her.

I'm just totally worn out, mentally. I have BPD and I've had to move back with my parents. All my friends are either settling down or still living 'the life'. In the new year I'll look to get a crappy job somewhere (I havent much of an education and my work history is a bit iffy) and hopefully things will improve then.

i got v& for dist/pos of cheese pizz, waiting until shit drops and i get b& form the net. I will miss u 4 chan :(

When did you change your mind?

This thread is killing my soul.

Just watch tv and play games online you degenerate.

Kek. How come?

fuck off faggot

What were you doing?

How long did it take you from what you were doing to getting vanned? I' have a degree in criminology and nobody can answer how long that process takes.

Use a VPN you moron.

I often lie in secrets threads, because iam a perma virgin.

is this you?
LMAO so many people did that

my xbox is a brick
error E200 have to send it to repair in germany tomorrow 100€ gone

Same here with Brexit. A lot of my friends confided in me because I was the only one with the balls to openly support Leave.

Ok buddy.

Where is that pic from? I remember reading a story about this, but I cant find it anymore...
Do you also have the greentext on this one?

Do you have any friends you can lean on? Not the go out and party friends, but ones that will listen to you, try to understand, and help you out?

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was about 3 yrs of viewing, about 1.5 of sharing now n then, sharing shit thru gmail bad idea, they have software that auto detects that shit and something i sent got flagged. took 9 months from the gmail shutdown to get v&. hindsight i should of purged that shit got a new hd and waited but i'm not the brightest at times

i (male) have a female best friend. Se has a really great body and her ass is perfect. Sometimes we sleep together, she has a deep sleep so i touch her when is asleep, sometimes she moans of pleasure. She never noticed that

Unfortunately not. I did manage to make a non-party friend but then she basically vanished. It would be nice to have my life at least pointed in a good direction by my 30th birthday (March) but if not, I have no one to blame but myself really.

No rules

Seen this before, either copypasta or you post it over an over again

Moar?

She's not asleep retard

I can't blame you. I'd fuck er

Sounds like your missing chance after chance there, mate.

What was the process like? Did they come to your job? Did they just show up at your house and take you electronics? Were they dicks about it? Does everyone in town know?

I always felt like they'd come harass you at work or bust down your door or something.

bump it

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I don't masturbate and everybody thinks I lie when I tell them that

liar.

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>I don't masturbate
Why not?

I would lie to her and say I love her then marry her and make her stay at home and cook dinner
And do my laundry while paying for her stupid hair. Also I degrade her by making her take out the trash ;) at night. By herself!

Trust me, I'm straight lying out my ass, I fap 3-9 times a day

IDK I don't see the point

>either copypasta or you post it over an over again
>or
That's what copypasta is, idiot. Someone posted it and now it gets reposted.

i just did a lot of coke is that a secret

I'd make her dress up like a nurse. Then make her go out to work as a nurse.

>That's what copypasta is, idiot. Someone posted it and now it gets reposted.

How old are you?

That's what copypasta is, idiot. Someone posted it and now it gets reposted.

How much coke? On your own?

Older then you

Exactly.

ive been legally dead for five years

Spooky. What's the story?

That's what copypasta is, idiot. Someone posted it and now it gets reposted.

That's what copypasta is, idiot. Someone posted it and now it gets reposted.

That's what copypasta is, idiot. Someone posted it and now it gets reposted.

I want to fuck all of my girlfriend's friends. And I'm pretty sure they'd all fuck me if given the chance. The eyes NEVER lie....

That's what copypasta is, idiot. Someone posted it and now it gets reposted.

That's what copypasta is, idiot. Someone posted it and now it gets reposted.

its a rather specific story, might give away who i am