How does he get away with it?

How does he get away with it?

with eating children?

Well, with all that shit posted here, mods are very dedicated in pruning his threads... So, short answer, yes.

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Money, opportunity, desperation

No. Dan is a really good guy. He's honest and hardworking.

>Dan
Wait, what's his full name again?

His name is Dan Schneider and he works with Nickelodeon studios. He's also a great man.

He's lucky Amanda Bynes gets that check every month to keep her mouth shut. I'll say that much. POS fucker. His time will come. He hasn't slowed down one inch.

By being jewish.

Dan Schneider. Creator and owner of Schneider's Bakery, Inc.

You again. Stop.

He lays pipe like Wilt Chamberlain

>liz gillies
>victoria justice
>ariana grande
>on the same show

good times, that christmas episode, this board was very active for that one

victorious threads were great

Dan "The Junior High Insider" Schnieder

>How does he get away with it?


he's a kike in Hollywood...it's as if all the kikes are pig in a pen enjoying their slop

Dan "I've had tighter" Schneider

Dan "cum inside her" Schneider

what was his fucking problem

Dan "dodge the van" Schneider

Please don't call me that.

He is fat and white, so his shrimp dick barely does anything to the little girls

Jennette was perfectly fine letting Dan be a total creep with her, or at least ambivalent about it, since it ultimately served the purpose of making her rich and famous, while conversely, Miranda seemed to be freaked out by it to no end, and despite any money or fame, ultimately regrets it and probably hates both herself and Dan.

At some point there was the first time where Miranda went to Jennette, thinking that they could take solace in one another, maybe talk about their problems, possibly even work together to somehow keep Dan back...and Jennette just feigns interest and brushes her off. Miranda thinks that Jennette is just too hurt to talk about it, and brings it up to her again and again, only for Jennette to finally get fed up and straight up tell Miranda to drop it, because she likes the gravy train she has going and she isn't going to let her or anybody else derail it. Miranda's view of the world is shattered even further, and she never really speaks to Jennette again unless she has to.

Dan "get in the van" Schneider

Dan "The Hymen Collider" Schneider

Dan 'she's a fighter' Snyder

Dan "catch me if you can" Schneider

>living the dream.jpg

Dan 'Hold her tighter she's a fighter' Snyder
Dan 'The hymen divider' Snyder

Dan "The Cunny Divider" Schneider

Dan "the young puss divider" Schneider

Dan "Choke her Tighter" Schneider

Dan "If she's old enough to pee, she's old enough for me" Schneider
Dan "If she's eight and over, bend her over" Schneider

you must have a really shitty life

To be fucked by Dan Schneider... It must really take a toll. You're telling yourself you're doing it for your career - actually convincing yourself that you want this - but every part of you is resisting. Every muscle, every neuron in your brain, is revolted. His trail of cold, slimy saliva all over your quivering feet. His sausage fingers, probing and greasy. He takes them out of you and slurps at them as he did after devouring the fried chicken that some intern brought to him, just before your 'contract negotiation' began.

Afterwards, you know that he owns your body, but not your soul. You lost a part of it; threw it away rather than let him have it. You're just a bit more hollow now. It wasn't worth it. If you could go back and tell yourself not to do it, the younger one would tell you to buck up. This is everything you've worked for. How bad could it be?

So you're forced to replay every sordid encounter, willing the memory to change, just once. You lie awake in bed, wondering if it was rape. If in forcing yourself to stay still, maybe you raped yourself? You wonder if you could give all of this up. If it came to light that you let him do... that... to you in exchange for your fame you'd be ripped to pieces in the media. No amount of apologies to fans, or rehab or charity work would undo it. Even suicide wouldn't cleanse you. You'll never be able to forget. Never be free.

At least you've made it in Hollywood.

The elite is full of kiddy diddlers.

jews. produce money making products, they feed you little children

> (You)
Please don't call me that.
Anonymous 06/25/16(Sat)07:32:23 No.71246902▶ #
Dan Schneider. Creator and owner of Schneider's Bakery, Inc.

> (You)
Please don't call me that.
Anonymous 06/25/16(Sat)07:32:23 No.71246902▶ #
Dan Schneider. Creator and owner of Schneider's Bakery, Inc.

> (You)
Please don't call me that.
Anonymous 06/25/16(Sat)07:32:23 No.71246902▶ #
Dan Schneider. Creator and owner of Schneider's Bakery, Inc.

Miranda's Shoulder is like "dont touch me".

The shoulder knows.
Fake smile.

That's pretty disturbing

>That's pretty disturbing

Ben "One Man Klan" Garrison

>Diddlers

user pls, say "fuck" like a normal person

You just know
He is fully feeling up her ass

>her

does this mean obama is a cuck?

ye

Beer Can Dan
Danny Diapers
"Ass Man" Dan
Danny Daycare
Spread 'em Dan
Candy Man Dan
Family Man Dan
"Big Daddy" Dan
"Deepthroat" Dan
The Big Dick @ Nick
“Dirty” Dan Schneider
Open Wider Schneider
Schneider The Butcher
"Bend Over" Schneider
"Foot Soldier" Schneider
Dan “The Man” Schneider
Dan "The Biter" Schneider
Dan "The Spider" Schneider
Dan "The Defiler" Schneider
Dan "The Initiator" Schneider
"Down South" Dan Schneider
Dan "The Plunger" Schneider
Dan "The Bladder" Schneider
Dan "The Seducer" Schneider
Dan "Teen Bedder" Schneider
Dan “Rough Ryder” Schneider
Dan “The Collector” Schneider
"No Lube Required" Schneider
Dan "The Despoiler" Schneider
Dan "Deep Pounder" Schneider
Dan “She’s a Fighter” Schneider
Dan "Get in The Van" Schneider
Dan "Cunny Hoarder" Schneider
Dan "I've Had Tighter" Schneider
Dan "The Fart Inhaler" Schneider
Dan “Deep Inside Her” Schneider
Dan "The Overnighter" Schneider
Dan "Came Inside Her" Schneider
"Please Mister, Slower" Schneider
Dan “Likes ‘Em Tighter” Schneider
Dan "The Rough Rider" Schneider
Dan "The Meat Grinder" Schneider
Dan "The Diaper Slider" Schneider
Dan “The Cheek Divider” Schneider
Dan "The Virginity Taker" Schneider
Dan "The Hymen Divider" Schneider
Dan “The Hymen Collider” Schneider
Dan "The Demolition Man" Schneider
Dan "The Cervix Wrecker" Schneider
Dan "This One's a Bleeder" Schneider
Dan "The Pussy Annihilator" Schneider
Dan "The Starlet Sodomizer" Schneider
Dan "The Junior High Insider" Schneider
Dan "Already Creampied Her" Schneider
Dan "I like 'em Small And Tan" Schneider
Dan "That Ass Could Be Redder" Schneider
Dan "But I Poop From There, Mister" Schneider
Dan "Wham Bam Thank You Ma'am" Schneider
Dan "We Got Ourselves A Screamer" Schneider
Best Man Dan "The Warmth Provider" Schneider
Dan "The Man With The Plan (to rape)" Schneider
Dan "Say Goodbye To Your Brown Eye" Schneider
Dan “If You Have A Daughter You Better Hide Her” Schneider

That's a big post.

I'm going to assume that's an ASCII representation of his bizarre penis.

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