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reddit.com/r/freefolk/comments/4nmmoc/first_and_last_post/
reddit.com/r/freefolk/comments/4nler0/spoilers_for_rest_of_the_season/
reddit.com/r/freefolk/comments/4gbh57/the_freefolk_s6_ghoul_pool/d2gkqex
watchersonthewall.com/topic/jon-and-littlefinger-scene/
watchersonthewall.com/game-thrones-season-6-soundtrack-arriving-june-24th/(
youtube.com/watch?v=xHnFhooKHk0
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Azor Jon

Friendly reminder that Azor means loving to receive butt stuff.

Azor Dany

azor brad

Melon's King

what was the point of this place?

First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.

First for a delightful Thrones party

Azor Night King

We see you, Jonautist.

Will CIA die by Darth Sansa's hand on Sunday?

Next Episode confirmed info:

>Cersei doesn't show up to her trial.
>Cersei blows up the Great Sept of Baelor with wildfire, killing Mace, Loras, Margaery, Kevan, High Sparrow, some Sparrows, some random citizens, and Lancel
>Qyburn has his little birds kill Pycelle
>Tommen commits suicide by jumping out of a window
>The Mountain kills Septa Unella, Oberyn/Elia Martell style; possibly kills more Sparrows
>Arya kills Walder Frey
>Arya makes Frey pies(possibly just poisoned pies)
>Jon is named King in the North by the Northern lords, Manderly(or someone who fits his description) gives a speech that convinces them all
>Dorne will appear
>Sam arrives at Oldtown
>Davos makes Melissandre tell Jon that she burned Shireen
>Bran sees the rest of the Tower of Joy scene
>Bran and co. arrive at The Wall, Benjen leaves
>Jon learns his parentage(not 100% confirmed)
>Daenerys sets sail for Westeros(final scene)

Sources:

reddit.com/r/freefolk/comments/4l0nie/fucking_cunts_where_are_next_weeks_spoilers/d3jwxbd
reddit.com/r/freefolk/comments/4nmmoc/first_and_last_post/
reddit.com/r/freefolk/comments/4nler0/spoilers_for_rest_of_the_season/ - confirmed by truede
reddit.com/r/freefolk/comments/4gbh57/the_freefolk_s6_ghoul_pool/d2gkqex
watchersonthewall.com/topic/jon-and-littlefinger-scene/
watchersonthewall.com/game-thrones-season-6-soundtrack-arriving-june-24th/( for the Dany and Sam parts specifically, Maester & The Winds of Winter)

ITT - whining little babies.

>waaah waaah waaah Euron doesn't have an eye-patch!

>waaah waaah waaah Lannister hair is the wrong shade of blonde!

>waaah waaah waaah they call her Yara not Asha!

>waaah waaah waaah Dany scares me because I'm a virgin!

>waaah waaah waaah Arya is half an inch taller than she should be!

>waaah waaah waaah The Mad King's fingernails were not long enough in that one second flashback!

>waaah waaah waaah D&D!

>waaah waaah waaah I pretend to hate everything about the show in a desperate attempt to be different but I watch every episode and post on here every two minutes to whine like a child.


You unwashed beta virgin bed-wetters are truly pathetic! Adults should join me in abandoning this cringeworthy thread with haste.

Was she a good person?

Porn star Doppelgangers: Add to, or change as you see fit.

>Sansa = Gia Peach
>Missandei = Skin Diamond (I actually don't think this one is that true, just don't have a better answer)
>Cersei = Brandi Love (A scene was filmed)
>Shae = Sibel Kekilli (You knew it was coming)
>Margaery = ???
>Ygritte = ???
>Dany = Ashlyn Rae (exclude hair color)
>Melly = ???

based

I never fully understood her character.
One moment she's just pretending to be stupid doll, next moment she is.

>only man with a living direwolf
>climbed the wall
>killed white walkers
>shocked the night king
>told stannis to fuck off
>protected the wall
>made peace with the wildlings
>died and came back
>beat Ramsey 1v1 with his bare hands
>reclaimed his home in a short period of time

ALL HAIL THE TRUE KING OF THE NORTH JON SNOW

How can anyone be scared of dany?

Pretty fucking cool.

IN LIGHT OF THE SEVEN

(farts)

Reminder that Jon killed the boy and let the man be born.

Azor Ahaigarden

Reminder to filter out the following words to keep the autists, morons and cringeworthy whining cunts away from your thread -

>frogfu

>showpleb

>showfag

>Dabid

>Stannis

You are so very welcome!

>got buttblasted so hard by rickon's death that he ordered his troops to charge and get destroyed

>"man"

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>Kevan, Margaery,and Mace right next to each other

Welp

When you're a fedora core, any capable woman makes you remember every time you were humiliated by a girl.

So you proceed to shitpost about the fictional character to feel better about yourself.

Could you put your tripcode back on?

>Davos cant even kill Mely himself cuz muh SNUH!!!!!!
Fuck you d&d you pieces of shit

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>woman

That was fucking stupid. I had hoped he would manage not to fall for it.
Why Sansa didn't tell him about Littlefinger's troops so they could prevent all that senseless slaughter is beyond me, though.

Never used a tripcode, never will

Stop whining

Davos is a fucking snitch. Snitches get stitches.

>this is what tumblr thinks will happen between cia and salsa

What happens when a stupid doll tries their hand at trickery...

Look, this meme is done. You're never making a comeback. It's over. Now start contributing to the thread like normal posters.

First for The Red Wolf

>>Missandei = Skin Diamond (I actually don't think this one is that true, just don't have a better answer)

Google Ella Dearest

Fuck off whining cunt, it's all guesswork. Wait and see the episode before you start crying.

she's clever but not really experienced in plotting

she knows how to use her ass to seduce someone but the idea of assassinating a political opponent is too much for her

>no Rana this week

REEE

dayum

Azor Jon is the only alive meme /got/ has tbqh

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>Ella Dearest
Added... Missandei going to be a tough one. So is Marg.

Tully shit thinks she's a stark

>fuck off and wait when the leaks have been 85% right this season and Davos has had his lips glued to snuh's arse
Sure thing.

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Reminder the season finale episode will be fantastic.

I'm going to love it.

You're going to love it.

It will get rave reviews

It will do record ratings

It will win multiple Emmy awards

It will be fondly remembered and talked about for years to come.

Naturally you KNOW the whining virgin nitpicking cunts (aka the Beta Brigade) will find nonsensical stuff to cry about.

However these dozen insignificant bitter autists who pretend to hate everything about the show in a desperate (and failed) attempt to be different are to be laughed at, never listened to.

Feels good. Feels so very good!

The writing in this show is so bad it hurts.
A bunch of 3rd rate journeymen who weren't good enough for the big screen wrote a story based on someone else's a story and they suck at it.

The dialogue is horrible, it's what you would expect a bunch of American nerds to write if they wanted to write about medieval Europe, but make it gritty.
Just a bunch of dudes in armour using American grammar and British accents with present day profanity here and there: cock, tits, whore, balls, fuck, shit, and so on.

They writers aren't good enough to expose the psychology of the characters, so they resort to monologues, over and over.
Each episode has a handful of monologues.

The characters get flatter and flatter each season.
It's not a human story born from the nature of the characters, it's a story written to entertain America and its characters are nothing more than plot devices.
One of the biggest examples of this is Jaime, he started out as a complex character. Now he's a shell of a human being, going from one location to the next, saying and doing what the writers need him to so the story progresses to its next stage.

what sort of mental retardation possesses someone to type that diatribe

based

The show should end after Daenerys' walk of shame

not a meme

>That's the Jonautist way of life.
No more. No more Azor Jon, no more refreshing /got/ in the catalog near the bump limit trying to be first, no more "based" Jonposting, no more thsnking yourselves with comfy.png. We're going to leave the /got/ generals a better place than Marcus and Jonautist left it.

How fucking awful it would have been if Jon had just stood back, doing nothing, like a goddamn wussy coward while Rickon was running for his life. I'm glad that the last thing Rickon saw was his half-brother desperately trying to save him.

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What a slut

I just caught up with the episode
That was the best war scene I have seen since Braveheart

...and her getting her ass whipped by Jorah and Dario and then get all her holes stuffed by the Dothraki

impressive

there, go bitch about Dany or Sansa or whatever woman triggers your low self esteem

>dothraki

No horse niggers allowed in KL

is it just me or has the quality in show/writing degraded after the first two or three seasons?
Just such canon schlock now.

it still has some alright moments but the mellow drama is getting old sometimes.

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Impressive. Now check these.

>he doesn't like my show so I'll just insult him
Are you brian cogman?

Why does she act like shes such hot shit?

The damn wig makes her so ugly

krk

it started going downhill in season 2, season 3 was unwatchable already

yea it's horrible
yet here i am on an anime image board talking about a show i don't even like

SHOW ME HIS BODY

Fine, KL's peasants then.

I do sorta wanna suck her boobies 2bh

Help me pin point what the fuck is wrong with Kit's beard?

The episode last week is a shoe in for Emmies. No other show has done anything close to the scenes in it.

Good

>season 3 was unwatchable already
>still posts here 3 years later

MY LIFE

youtube.com/watch?v=xHnFhooKHk0

BASED CERSEI

don't be butt hurt because you have bad taste
basic bitch

>the emmies
>bad pussy won best writing last year
>emiilia clarke nominated

lmao

well GoT is basically anime

Maybe. Having hope is helpful if you want to live, and hoping your brother can reach you time in nice, but I were Rickon I'd also be thinking, "Oh gods no... Jon, you're going to give them a double kill. This newb's already trying to no scope me, and you're just about to roll up right into their airstrike."

But that's just me.

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Well congratulations! You've burned the sept!

And what's the next step of master plan?

Go back to casterly rock and chill

jesus how more irrealistic can this show be

Dany = naomi woods

Ashlyn rae looks nothing like dany.

Actually, Missandei = Misty Stone.

>Jon has dark brown hair and grey eyes
>Rhaegar had silver hair and purple eyes
>Aegon (whose mother was brown) had silver hair and purple eyes

The seed is strong, motherfuckers

R+L=J? BUSTED.

>what does casterly rock and chill mean, Sophie?

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we all know that Jon is the son of Ashara and Ned. Grrm made it seem like it is a red herring to trick its readers to think Jon is the super special snowflake.

>Porn star Doppelgangers: Add to, or change as you see fit.
>>Sansa = Gia Peach
>>Missandei = Skin Diamond, Ella Dearest, Misty Stone
>>Cersei = Brandi Love (A scene was filmed)
>>Shae = Sibel Kekilli (You knew it was coming)
>>Margaery = ???
>>Ygritte = ???
>>Dany = Ashlyn Rae, Naomi Woods
>>Melly = ???