ITT: We poorly describe video games and others anons try to guess wich game is

ITT: We poorly describe video games and others anons try to guess wich game is

I'll start:
> Blue walls
> You can eat some kind of power up pills
> There's ghosts

Battletoads

> you play as someone named Zelda
Is this right?

pacman

>red haired guy
>trying to fuck princess
>stupid redheaded bitch with coke-bottle glasses fucks it all up
>Travel through time trying to fuck princess
>Eventually fuck princess while redhead bitch fucks robot

Nope

Yeah! Nice one

Another:
> Vampire
> Wings
> Jealous brother
> Not more wings

>colored blocks raining from sky
ohshit.lookout
>suddenly the blocks on the bottom disappear
>repeat

>demons and shit
>like 7 guns or something
>guy makes faces
>pew pew

Chrono Trigger right?

You got it :D

mass effect

Doom?

doom

Tetris probably?

Other:
> GTA with horses

>blue dude does circles
>mustache dude
>robots made of animals or something

Doom

Sanic

sonic
HURR HURR DURR HURR DURR is le Sonic REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Thats Mario

what gave it away?

ding ding ding

> Hacker
> Bugs
> The game actually is a bug

what about GTA with tetris mod

Watch Dogs?

>mustache dude

well played

mario but with niggers

>Be a /scix/ faggot in weeb land
>build zap zap
>zap zap actually a small big zap zap
>kick it into high gear and trip out
>"what the fuck happened? how do none of you remember me? why are our stories not the same?"
>best/worst girl is alright, boy is better
>continue to trip out to try and save childhood friend
>"I want to die, i face no consequences."
>revert trip outs and eventually go to start of the game.
>fix the start of the game
>feelsweirdman
>ESK

SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANIC

> Some oldman dies
> You earn a farm from that oldman
> you can flirt girls
> You must work all days

final fantasy?

kek

Stardew Valley

>12 years old
>balls
>plant fruits
>water costs a shit ton of money
>healthcare is free

no, is book gaem

>asses
>pew pew
>robots

You're a guy in a war but your side is losing. You try to kill this one guy but something bad happens and you go to a different country where you sleep alot. Eventually the bad side wins, one thing leads to another and you get blown up.

> Creatures with elements
> Lighhouses
> "Lets turn off the lighthouses"
> "Lets turn on the lighthouses"

titanfall 2

Nope

Duke Nukem?

>be happy kid
>get superpowers by accident when your friend was supposed to get them but turned over to the edge instead
>go from world to world in order to somehow fix the fact that stars are dissapearing, something that is never elaborated or explained.

steins;gate?

Overwatch?

yes, and Kingdom Hearts

>based off a good game
>good game made by same company
>""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""skill""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

Time Hollow?

Pokemon?

Multiplayer players of this game:
>niggers
>spics
>children
>neckbeards
>faggots
>Jewtubers
>'OMG LOOK AT LE THIS!" people
>a combination of any of the above

>be me
>wake up in a castle
>there's these German guys trying to kill me
>got to escape

yeah!

Call of duty

one of these two:
minecraft
garry's mod

Return to casttle Wolfenstein?

Overwatch :^)

fug, should have been less desciptive, you're right

Winrar

Ayyy you got it

Nope
Nope

Wolfenstein

>arrive in city
>do some shit with some resistance movement and some /x/fags
>have weird powers
>have some weird guns as well

>spooky skeletons
>die a lot

half life 3 has powers in it?

> Can rape girls
> If you get pregnant you lose

Minecraft

I assume this is Ghosts and Goblins

>10 characters
>throwing piss
>pew pew pew
>f2p
>made by faucet

>arrived in hometown
>foggy and streets are torn
>gotta find my brother

Demon souls?

Silent Hill Homecoming?

Nope
On the right track

>"Cheers love"
>"I have 5 fucking gold metals"

>be immigrant in Murrica
>go back to home country
>do some shit with rebels

>>"Cheers love"

Overwatch, I swear it's Tracer that says that

Close but not quite
Yeah you got it mate

ding ding

>In the rear with the gear
>Many memes are born
>Space but also underdeveloped...?
>Please build more overpriced energy crystals

>Win lottery
>Lose brother
>Clean up

>You Died

Dark souls

>AFK freeze and face your cell

Call of Duty

>zombie apocalypse
>4 random people try to survive
>its a movie in the end wtf

L4D

I'm a mghty pirate.

yee

>super car
>soccer

dude try harder, rocket league.

>Wake up with all your shit under attack.
>"we need your help user"
>"he's really bad"
>Discover you have mystical powers.
>travel a lot
>murder robot
>You realize you were huge dick in the past
>Go back to being mega dick?
>Blow up shit or rule it.
>The choice is yours.

Resident Evil.

>be me
>have friend/nemesis who laughs a lot
>have no real superpowers

>Secret agent.
>Sneaky.

Metal gear solid

>apocalypse
>radiation everywhere
>travel a lot

Fallout?

Hearthstone

TF2?

KOTOR?

yep

Got any jokes, Sup Forums?

Inb4 "Your life lol"

niggers n shit
pimp shit
ill have two number 9's

csgo

Splinter cell

my life

>Take pills and police dont attack you
>steal everything
>overdose
>eat rotten food and puke

>cats everywhere
>you yell a lot