I have valuable information that's on an SD card that needs the utmost security. I need to physically hide it, up my ass or swallowing is out the question, how and where to hide it?
I am thinking of hollowing a candle, and then filing it in, what else can I do?
Hide the SD card in a ceiling panel
Hide it inside of a light switch over.
put it in a pack of gum and send it to the bottom of the junk drawer
Hide it in the sole of an old shoe
wall sockets are god tier hidey holes, pull off covering cap and unscrew the fixture to expose the inside of the box. ideally an antenna or Ethernet ported box as no 240v mains.
This 100%
what level of physical security is required user? are we defending against your parents snooping, or shitty friends, or the police with a search warrant, or a government agency with a big budget?
The latter.
>put it in a tiny ziplock bag
>empty hair gel container
>put card into container
>put hair gel over the card
>hide in plain sight
Inside a bigger sd card
Inside a stereo/other electronic device in a place with few or no wires.
Inside a random book that nobody would read.
Inside a vhs tape
Tape it to the top of a ceiling fan.
Inside a porn magazine.
>lying detected
op is fag
The people searching will look everywhere, that's why I need to leave no trace.
bury it miles away at a location only you know
Put it inside a landline phone
defending against agency == you're kinda fucked, but obvs first step is truecrypt
after that you cant just hide it, you need it embedded somewhere. think inside a wall or sealed below tiles or some shit like that. there's no easy access options that they cant also exploit.
high level encryption using truecrypt with a dummy drive that when you enter the dummy pass it will erase the encryption key. this and what I said earlier is as good as you will get..
Taped w duct tape on the ceiling side of a ceiling fan blade. Near the base of the blade not the end.
Back of refrigerator
On top bar part of blinds
Small slit in any furniture. Like a dark colors couch, bed, chair etc.
Use a hammer to pry any moulding throughout your house up a little bit, tape under it, then hammer back down
>valuable information
pedo confirmed
plain sight is the best option. this is the way to do it. they'll be searching for things in hidey-holes; so why not hide it plainly? like, get a board game from a starvation army and gently slide the card into the box's packaging or something and just leave the game out on a bookcase
They have dogs trained to sniff out hidden hdd's, usb's and sd's. Generally used when raiding pedo's.
no they dont lol
sup, fbi
nah just calling you out on your uncited fearmongering
why is up your ass out of the question? people act like smuggling something in their ass is a big deal. it's not, especially a fucking micro SD.
thanks for actually backing it up
all i wanted was proof
Because they make you squat and cough. Plus I'm heterosexual
can't you just encrypt it and upload somewhere on the internet?
Compress the contents into an archive.
Apply a secure encryption algorithm to the bytecode of the resulting file.
If your algorithm involves keys, which it should, write them on pieces of paper in some form.
Example suggestion (don't actually use this, since if you did, anyone who's seen this thread would know how to use your keys if they got their hands on them): For each key, try to write a coherent document that could feasibly be something someone would actually write for some innocuous purpose -- example: a grocery list -- but is in fact an acrostic for the ROT13 of the alphabetic base-26 representation of your key. You can then safely keep these personal documents anywhere, because they appear to be nothing more than essays or notes.
no worries, wasn't me that said "sup, fbi" either.
It depends on who is looking for it.
following on from this
I'd probably use a piratebox embedded somewhere in the wall, with zero physical access.
If you're using it with wifi, set it on a timer so that it comes online once a day or so. or else put it on a completely separate circuit so it only gets turned on or off at the breaker.
If you have wired ethernet, patch it into the network, make sure you have the mac address, and use WoL to activate it.
Make sure its set to encrypt everything on the fly and you'd be safe from everything except home demolition
Why not just use an existing text as the secret basis of the key. An acrostic of your favorite bible passage or something.
>starvation army
kek
unscrew doorknob, put in doorknob, re-screw into door. i can guarantee they'd never check there
Putting shit in your ass doesn't make you gay, but being a faggot about it kind of does
What's your story OP?
Enlighten us. I'll give you the best advice and where I conceal my drives.
>Ignore me fbi, nice try fbi.
You have a personality disorder or mental illness in the schizoid family.
Where can i safely download truecryp for mac?
Just encrypt it. Then if the cops find it and tell you to give them the password tell them no and don't be a fuckin pussy.
Cut a 1 inch straw, melt one end together, add SD in the straw, mrlt that end, slash open your arm, dar from arteries, slide it in, wait a while for it to heal
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I have 14,000 bitcoins give or take (won't say how I acquired) I have them in an offline wallet encrypted, and need to hide the SD card from a government agency.
why? did you do something illegal?
Jesus Christ
Make a zip file. Open the zip file with a hex editor. The file in its entirety can be taken as a very large number in base 16. Take it thusly. Convert the resulting number to alphabetic base 26. Find the least-difference pair of factors of the base 26 representation's number of digits. Arrange the base 26 representation into a grid whose dimensions are those factors. Give the grid outlines. Print it out on a very large sheet of paper. Title the document "world's biggest word search."
This thread is a novel way for the feds to study new secret hiding places.
Jesus. Alright, the best thing to do is go to a field and conceal it very well, as well as keep track of the coordinates. Make sure no one well think to search that area. Keep it in a small container like a pill bottle, but make sure it's double layered in plastic covering. If you can't go into a abandoned area. Plant it on a friend's car, unscrew their license plate and tape it on their, or even under the car.
This
>ITT feds looking for hints
If that's all it is, it's time for a brain wallet.
en.bitcoin.it
Use mnemonic techniques to store the entire wallet in your head, and you can use it whenever you need without having to store it anywhere.
The feds can't force you to admit your passwords (or the key to this wallet) according to existing case law. That might change in the next few years with Trump's administration, but you can still just pretend to have forgotten it and they will never be able to prove anything.
Ah yeah thats a good reason to hide it. Even if you encrypt it if the take it then you still loose everything.
I would try to hide it off site somehow. They will be able to tell if you have new paint on the wall and know you probably stashed it.
vents?
interesting thread
I'd say, seal it up in something and hide it in a soap bar, which can easily be dug in and an reshaped as if nothing happened. Its both solid and mundane, plus wont raise suspicion.
the squat and cough doesn't cause anything up your ass to come shooting out
they have dogs that sniff for sd cards and hard drives now
this screws the smelling dogs
Simple. Snail mail the SD to me. I'll keep it safe for you.
watching this go down has been the highlight of my night
do you need any form of quick access or is long-term difficult storage fine?
do you believe you are currently being watched at all, or would you be able to secure it elsewhere without them checking?
hide it inside a rubiks cube
this
For all you tards thinking putting it in a vent or in a shoe. Do you think the feds that specializes in tards hiding shit like this in a house will fail to look behind a outlet or whatever.
Off site mayne.
i think it's more likely he is acoustic and is just starting a stupid thread and isn't even hiding anything on a micro SD
hide it in your dogs ass
hide it in a Rubik's Cube,
nobody will think to look there
or make it an actual word search and the words you find combined are the password
Do you have any idea of time frame for when they could arrive?
bury it in the yard
Why not just encrypt it? If needed change the file system on the card.
I mixed the coins, and used fake ids/addres/emails/ips etc, but you never know with agencies what that do and don't know.
I am willing to keep this for 6 months then try and cash out.
>acoustic
kek
plebs.
1) Open a door of your choice.
2) Inside the door, remove the screws for the door hinge from the door jam, fold the hinge out of the way.
3) Cut/drill a hole in the door jam big enough for your object.
4) Insert object, replace hinge and screws.
5) Resume life.
You can also do this into the door itself but most interior doors only have about 2" of solid edge so shit will fall inside the door. Jam is better. SD Card would be fine in the door.
Literally no one would ever find this. Even if a contractor replaced the door/jam they probably would not even notice it.
what happens if the feds wand him?
he was selling drugs obviously
Give it to me. Ill hold onto it until you need it back.
Buy a shitload of SD cards, fill them all with files, and encrypt them all with methods people suggested earlier in the thread. Put your stash of SD cards in a small airtight box, wrapped with plastic. Embed the box into the foundation of your home.
best thing to do is to bury it somewhere if possible then camouflage the area as best as you can.
This
if you don't think you're being watched, then stash it offsite.
>2-3 copies
>full fuck-quantum-computers encryption so you dont care if one gets lost
>different keys for each copy
>rent a couple of shitty little chalets in different places, just 'overnighters' while you travel or sightsee somewhere
>hide them in the fucking roof or in a gap between bricks or something before sealing
>come back in 6 months, rent same chalet, retrieve card
>if missing/broken/burned move on to next chalet
how is hiding something in jam better than inside of a door?
There are dogs for everything. Dogs can smell for gemstones. It's kind of ridiculous what dogs can smell.
I was watching a training show where they trained dogs to smell the difference between diamonds and zircon. They could then go to an airport and smell gemstones in luggage (smuggling a bunch of loose gem stones).
I'm not sure how you don't go insane if you can smell literally EVERYTHING.
bump
Have you checked your carbon monoxide detectors?
For best results, nothing but the lyrics to Hanson's MMMbop.
this then
So basically, the type of people that can see through walls if they're willing to. Your only solution is extreme camouflage/disassembly.
get a pigeon and train it to upgrade it to homing pigeon. then get it a little trinket for it's ankle and put your card in there. no matter where you are you can always call it to you. nobody would ever think of that.
Easy: Safety deposit box with a fake name and prepaid with cash.
Or, if you want to spend money, buy a car on craigslist for like $500. Hide the sd card in there, park the car at a long term lot somewhere. Never actually transfer the title of the car.
u only have 32GB of CP? ........n00b.
anyways, best place to hide is at the bottom of drawers, cut out a space the size of the card, slightly bigger, stuff the disk in, use the top part of the section u cutout to block it, impossible to find..
You should def do the first part OP, regardless of how you hide all the SD cards. You should also number them all, and memorize the number of the SD card with your bitcoins on it so you know how to find it.
i will give you a pro tip, use one of the named hidding spots, or techniques, and buy another 3-4 sds card, place it on a visible place and boom, you're done, don't hide it in something ovious like soap, or personal items, go for really common things that raises no suspicious , i reccomend to cover it with tape, then cover the tape with silicon and stick it under the fridge or the stove
the dogs don't smell diamonds. they're there as a guise so authority figures can make the pupper false alert and then they can search.
Hidden quarter bruh. Then hide the quarter in a wall socket
Put it in a plastic bag and bury it ...
Buy a tictac box.
Dig a small hole and hide it on some bushes.
Proffit
leave a heavily encrypted SD card in a semi-obvious hiding place somewhere in your house, hide the real deal somewhere else
by the time they finish datamining the SD card they found you should be home free as long as they don't have any other evidence
better keep the quarter with a thousand other quarters and loose change tho
