Ask a Boot Marine fresh off Parris Island anything about boot camp or other shit

Ask a Boot Marine fresh off Parris Island anything about boot camp or other shit.

So what happened for the evacuation? Did you scream e1 the entire bus ride?

Was it like in Full Metal Jacket? Or worse?

Are you a pog

Are you retarded it is 2016 not 1968

What company?

Yes
Don't wanna get out in 4 years as an E-3

Worse lol I always thought back about how easy the shit they did in full metal jacket was actually

whats your MOS

Did your dick get yelled at in the showers for not being proper length?

Of course I am, why do you think I am replying to some thread on Sup Forums?

its not 0311 or 0331 so it doesnt matter

Noooo they actually kinda left us alone, all the DI's had loaded rifles though and we just couldn't talk the entire ride, then we slept in vehical hangars with little tiny ISO-MATs. We had to sleep with our rifles, Albany was worse than Parris Island to be honest, worse facilities, worse beds, and harder training

Lol cause those are the only two jobs needed in the Marine Corps... oh wait they fucking arnt haha

which ones for fighting which ones for fun?

How does this Marine feel about Mattis for secretary of defense?

Are you ready to kill and be killed for your country son? lol You ready to defend the citizens....as you..LOL....fight on..HAHAHA for your leader DONALD TRUMP...from TV's the apprentice... hahahahahahaha OOORAH!

Rah

No I had an average sized Dick, DI's don't wanna emotionally scar you by talking about that, because really it takes away your confidence than if you do make it your some marine concerned with his Dick size and you have a inferiority complex or some shit

Since people get hard over hearing shit like this, anyone want to know about my military experience so far?

I'm a recruit with the Army Reserves and I ship out in May (I've been to MEPS and gone to a few "Future Soldier" training sessions.

You god damn know how I feel about it
-OP

no thanks

Get the fuck out of here boot

/thread

I'm not amerifag btw, in Russia training for regular (not even spetsnaz) is much worse than marines are going through.

Comparing Army Training to Marine Corps training is offensive, I got the shit hazed out of me at least 4 days a week, and if it wasn't that I was still working 16-18 hour days with minimal food, and sleep, and next to no contact with my family

Doubt it. Probably the same shit

Man, at least try to sound intimidating. I'm all excited to see what meeting a DI is like, and I thought you guys might have the balls to get me half way there

Maybe it is, but how the fuck do you know what it's like if you've never been through it? I can tell you right off the bat that if your going off of what the internet tells you it's full of fucking lies, the whole "they can't touch you, they can only IT you for 2 minuets" it's all a lie. There's also worse things they do to you than either of those.

CS:GO is not military training. And the US will still kick Russias ass, how about modernize your navy.

My recruiter told me about future soldier.
I thought that sounded gay as fuck.
I'm not joining, fuck those fags.

where are you planning to step on an IED or receive a stray bullet to the grey matter?

Army has Drill Sergeants not Drill Instructors dumb ass

I'm a combat engineer, I hear it sucks, one of the sub categories is where you sweep infront of an infantry squad with a metal detector to check for IEDs, now that might not be my job, but it also might be my job, even if it is fuck it, I joined cause I hated how my life was anyway

What's your rank? It took me 2k hours to get to Global Elite.

Maybe. It depends of where are you serving.

I know you must have bad eye-sight from all that semen you got in them, but no where did I say it was as bad.

Both are for fighting

For what will you , amerifags , will wanna kick Russia's ass? Trump got elected , not shillary.

just being an ass, good job and good luck

>Hurr durr its sergeants not instructors
Who the fuck really cares? Besides you, the only one who would really get their panties into a wad would be the drill dicks themselves.

Oh, and I apologize for not using their correct ranking in that last sentence. Wouldn't want to offend some fucktard on the internet.

Alpha Company Sir, 1st RTBN, Lead Series

How many pussies quit?

When yall did that little fighting thing with the sticks and football helmets did you get your ass kicked?

0352 heavy weapons. I humped 50cals with the 32s, and that ain't shit compared to humping a T.O.W. missile because your NCO is pissed

i was 2nd battalion back in summer of 2007, how pussified is it now? do theu still fuck you up on the quarterdeck? do they still slap the shit out of your hands for "corrections" in drill. we were the last ones to qual without table two. we also had m16a2s with iron sights, do you still learn iron sights anymore? luckily i was a radio operator in arty and infantry the whole time so i didnt have to be in the waterwd down corps by working with females.

Call a DI and Drill Sergeant, I dare you. Who the fuck cares? Are you not that futre soldier fag or whateever, if I were you Id start caring.

>makes mistake
>is corrected
>get definsive and acts like the mistake is trivial and minuet.

If you ever meet or have ever met a drill instructor, you better never refer to them as a Drill Sergant dumbass, they'd kill you. These are men harder than you'll ever fucking be

I've ran into a group of marines around base at lackland. It goes a little something like this.
>suh dude you going to coyote ugly downtown later?
>nah man I got an inspection. I'm fucking freaking out I don't think my sleeves are tight enough
>I don't have time to go to the gym I'm just gonna furiously beat my meat and hopefully that'll tighten up my arms a bit so sgt user doesn't rip my ass open
Almost word for word

Yeah, probably. Just that thing with rolling the square and carrying the round and a lot of this shit upsets me in russian serving system.

How does it feel to have the lowest MEPS score in the military?

Yes they still fuck you up on the quarter deck really fucking bad still
They actually brought back scuzzing as a punishment, so we speed scuzzed, at least my platoon did it at least 3 times a week, it's incredibly painful, yes we still shot table 2, my overall score was 319. No you aren't taught with iron sights unfortunately, I would have liked to learn

You mean asvab you fucking mongo nigger? Meps is a medical screening process there is no score.

MEP's score? ASVAB score? Mine was an 88 so I don't give a fuck

What's it like being an army man

What platoon and company were you?

Fucking go airforce. I got a 98, went atc for 6 years, now I'm a civilian air traffic controller. It's too fucking easy.

OP, how many dicks have you taken up the ass and did it break your Fathers record?

Alpha Company
Lead Series
Not gonna say my platoon specifically but you have it narrowed down to 3 possibilities.

do they make you scuzz in a circle around the squad bay? do they dump everyones locker into a pile and make you fix it? do they make you push around a dumbell in a wet towel to clean the squad bay and the head? during bwt i got caught talking and taken to one of those hits with cement floors and had to low crawl back and forth for an hour, still have tje scars on my elbows, had open sores on them with sand impacted for the crucible, still wouldnt trade it for the world. thats bullshit tho you shohld totally learn iron sights. did you cry when you got your ega?

No dicks
I was shitting blood in boot camp and a female naval officer trained in medicine or some shit stuck a finger up there

DO NOT GO ON RECRUITING DUTY, IT RUINED MY LIFE.

How are you preparing for the possible homelessness you most likely will be subjected to in 10 to 15 years?

Neat. Did you get a chubby from it?

Ohh ok, ay bro congrats tho, I just got home, sent home cuz they found out I knew kys kilo kid and got flagged as a suicide risk cuz of that, shit sucks gl tho for real man.

How so? Not op btw

is that dyke cunt general reynolds still the co down there?

>>No dicks
>>shitting blood

Denial and confirmation, faggot confirmed.

Was everyone in boot a huge faggot?

Wiggins, is that you?

Also, leaving in two months, how cold will it be?

its 10x more demanding for Marine recruiters than for any other branch, because the sectors they are given to prospect are tiny compared to other branches. obviously everything about the corps is designed to be the toughest, but dont do it if youre married.

Yes but OP can be proud that he was the biggest faggot of all and voted most likely to get fragged.

>do they make you scuzz in a circle around the squad bay? For us it was back and forth to the rear and front hatch, but we'd do it for hours, then have afternoon chow, then do it for a couple more hours, well, that's how it was on the worst day, after a 6 mile hike they did that to us

do they dump everyones locker into a pile and make you fix it? Yes they do that still, ecspecislly during senior drill instructor inspection

do they make you push around a dumbell in a wet towel to clean the squad bay and the head? Yea they do but it's more of an individual punishment, I only did it once, they will have you do it for a good hour though while they make squad leaders yell at you
during bwt i got caught talking and taken to one of those hits with cement floors and had to low crawl back and forth for an hour, still have tje scars on my elbows, had open sores on them with sand impacted for the crucible, still wouldnt trade it for the world.
That's some hard shit, worse thing I did was run with a snap in barrel on my back around the platoon for about 2 miles while the platoon was running, then they made me high craw through torns until it looked like I was physically harming myself on my arms, but I didn't have any scares just a lot of cuts
thats bullshit tho you shohld totally learn iron sights. I think we might in MCT
did you cry when you got your ega?
No but I was extremely proud that I was a Marine at that point, a ton of people did cry

Your thoughts on the F-35?

What do you guys do for PT? And how are the marine PT tests?

-someone from the Chair Force

Anyone could be homeless in 10-15 years

>Fighting
>To defend the citizens

Kek. I swore in a couple weeks ago and I can tell you first-hand that never once have I ever sworn to protect/serve the citizens. It's always been to uphold the constitution. Meaning, if the order to kill a civilian ever comes up, you're damn well sure the Marines at the very least are legally bound to carry out that order.

I was pushing to hard, you can't shit for the first 3-4 days cause your so scared

Are you looking forward to dying for President Trump and his corporate masters?

I know nothing about it at the present moment and I'm also not aviation

>Army
>Reserves
>Not even a recruit yet
>Can't wait to meet my DI's

It's like you have no idea what the fuck you're doing.

when we had A2s, the plastic guards would break sometimes when we were snapping and popping for drill, and if you broke one you would get rewarded. also, before table 2, everyone mostly shot marksman, shit was hard, especially with iron sights. by tje time i qualed for the third time i was a corloral and i got a 241 on table one with an m4 and an acog, shit was cash, i was in a grunt unit and got range high as a radio operator, they were so butthurt, not as bad as when i got a combat action ribbon that year with my squad while most of the company sat around on a FOB, that was a satisfying feeling haha

PT isn't to bad, lot of running and push ups and ammo can lifts, the worse things they do to you goes on in the house, at the squad bay, and buddy carries/ drags do suck a lot of ass

>reserves
enjoy being a tampon only being used once a month.

You can find out PFT's online, bro.

>23 pull-ups.
>115 crunches in 2 minutes.
>3mi in 28 minutes max.
>100+ ammo can lifts, depending on your MOS.

Pull-ups can be replaced with push-ups, but you need to do 84 for a max score of 70 points for that event.

Tips for boot camp please, i ship in decemeber. Thank you very much.

He won't ever meet a Drill Instructor though, because he's going into the Army. Reserves at that.

Just survive. You're gonna get fucked whether you did what you're supposed to or not.

I don't have any questions but congratulations!

Yea things work out like that, an RCO is such a better optic, I wish I learned iron sights cause presently if my RCO breaks then I'm fucked lol. I know the basics but I probably couldn't shoot accurately at the 500 like, or hell the 300

learn to scream, practice your fucking pullups. have fun, dont quit. honestly, i was in for 6 years and in many ways, bootcamp was the easiest part, its all mental. pay attention in grassweek, because theres more to markmanship than you think.

Or your colon was impacted from soo many cocks being rammed in it, no need to lie OP, we're all open minded here :)

Fuck that. I got 92 on mine, going into comms for that sweet ass 0651.

Data Network Specialist transfers really well, and the military pays for all your certs.

the trick is to get sight picture and sight aligmment, and focus on the front sight post as opposed to the target, those are the same fundamentals for all marksmanship along with trigger control. try it with a pistol and youll shoot way better

Rifle qual?

No need to lie if you got a pizza box.

not to shit on you, but youre gonna end up in a pog ass unit with very poor discipline due to the females keeping standards low compared to ground combat units. 29 palms is fun though, thats where comm school is. awesome chow hall.

Was it the MRE's?

Are the rumors about saltpeter true?

Fuck your gonna be so fucking cold alright here's some tips
1.) don't pee in your canteen, people do it, NEVER DO IT
2.) if your a stud be confident and go for squad leader, hell if you arnt one but are just good at leadership shut be one
3.) don't become anything else except a squad leader, DO NOT become Maytags, and armorer, big gear, small gear, late chow, early chow, hatch recruit or anything else they dream up, don't do that shit.
Don't do anything super stupid right off the bat, blend in by putting out, making counts, screaming, and moving fast when you need to and not at all when they want you to
4,) live moment to moment, don't think about how much something's gonna suck, enjoy the moments you arnt getting slayed

i got a pizza box as a recruit, then the next year i got sharpshooter with an rco, then i got expert twice with an m4 and rco, you get used to it, snapping in and mastering natural point of aim and loop sling are vital.

How could you tell if someone is faking being a marine?

i jerked off all the time after the first two weeks, so no id say that was bs