/brit/

london townhouses edition

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FUKC

Maisie is the one true queen of Westeros.

Very nice

need a big suze girlfriend

nth for the so called "alt right"

Rule Britannia Lads

waiting for the user to post his funny joke

Really love my gf

want cigarettes and SHOP CLOSES AT 12AM

youtube.com/watch?v=56gicTwqV_Q

victorian britain should've never ended

run paki

still feel sick but i'm not being sick

going to get into bed

help pls

struggling to accept that i am genuinely an aspie, not just the Sup Forums meme kind. i am truly doomed.

>have had plenty of one night stands
>have never had a gf

I don't even know how you get a gf

mmm laaavely x

i miss essex

fantasizing about 10/10 milfs

D-liteful~

GO HOME

there’s just no good argument against veganism

>ah yes let's see what's on /brit/

>I'm SAD
>I'm SICK
>I want ATTENTION

Ah yes, the so-called 'teenage girl' hours

do you enjoy pretending to be female

Wish I was a cute girl

Haven't showered today because I decided I'm going to exercise in the morning so I'll just shower after that

Hair feels greasy and my arse stinks

Not a fan of this, feel like my linen bedsheets are gonna be all grim in the morning

Friend! reddit flags friend!

leave me alone im in mourning

what happened to him? did he just leave for no reason?

This is ideal

Relationships are a meme unless you're certain you'll put a ring on it

I can't bear the thought of finding out my ''girlfwend'' fucked another man and then having to relate to those soppy rejection love songs like a fag

how do you know your arse stinks?

Essex is lost

You're a pakeha now

need to spaff on that fringe

>This is ideal

>Relationships are a meme unless you're certain you'll put a ring on it

>I can't bear the thought of finding out my ''girlfwend'' fucked another man and then having to relate to those soppy rejection love songs like a fag

dunno, havent seen him around since christmas

CZECH out this retard lads lmao

Just go to sleep.

pickeld herring

he lives in a cage under my bed now

me

What did you get your Significant Other for Valentine's Day?

me on the left lol

A nice big hand to keep it warm.

Brings a tear to me eye.

hope he's not 'erdosed the big bloody druggie

Had an itch and when I retrieved my hand it smelled like dirty arse

It's weird it doesn't smell like shit. Just a dirty bum smell

there was a time when all on my mind was love

now I find that most of the time, love's not enough... in itself.

CZECHLAD!

Been getting heart pains recently.

Think I'm on my way out lads.

that or he's moved on to better things ie gf

he must have broken the rules one too many times to have incurred such wrath

he was a spy for GCHQ and accomplished his mission of gathering information on all of us

Ive had heart palpitations for an entire year and I had a mini heart attack yet im still alive. youll be alri

I prefer to be called New Zealand European

see your gp xxx

>a mini heart attack
What was it like?

filming and screening, I picture the scene

filming and dreaming, dreaming of me

a heart attack but mini

Cum To Australia, Cute Kiwi Boy

tfw you think you'll be happier the older you get but the opposite is the case

*does the haka*

I hear Pewdiepie is a racist now.

fucking hate unreliable people

heart siezed up, extreme unbelievable pain, wanted to collapse, went blind too for a few seconds then it randomly passed

AH WAGGAAAAHHHHH *HUR* NOOONGAAAAA *HA*

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/2400756

Total testosterone (T), total oestradiol (E2) and sex hormone-binding globulin (SHBG) concentrations were measured in plasma samples from fifty-one male vegans and fifty-seven omnivores of similar age.

In comparison with the omnivores, the vegans had 7% higher total T (P = 0.250), 23% higher SHBG (P = 0.001), 3% lower free T (P = 0.580), and 11% higher E2 (P = 0.194)

:3

Wow sounds fucking terrifying, hope it kills me.

he advocated repeatedly for the extermination of the jewish race and attempted to employ people in india to carry out attacks

People who are consistently late can die 2bh

does any crime even happen in aus/NZ

>he thought it was a meme

yes

>had loads of potential gfs and one night stands
>never had sex or a gf

Haha, genuinely broken.

Just Germans dying in the bush

have you scrutinised the study to ensure it is reliable and rigorous? you shouldn't just believe any research you read mate.

theres about 40 maori gangs around wellington and auckland
australia is just backpackers getting murdered

They get their petrol nicked by morlocks.

WHAT HAVE IIIIIIIIIIIIIII BECOME
MY SWEETEST /BRIT/

Hey mate how about you come over to do some backpacking

Got this really aesthetic back alley you'll love

*sharpens spoon*

serious suggestions for a good hobby lads?
what's yours?

>not putting estrogen filled dairy into your body results in higher testosterone

who would've thought

looking at remote Mongolia on street view

unironically looks a bit like Britain

Anime, cycling, reading, shagging.

gardening and walking

Self-destruction

who /uk/ here

looks like london almost

football

Learning languages, photography, hiking, singing, shitposting, wanking

gf on the left

Holyfuck

...

you fucking dumbass

why didn't you tell her to come over then work something out when she's there? jeez

If you ever use a swiss army knife to fight somone, be sure to fold out the corkscrew as well as the main blade. Hold on so that the screw is poking out in the space between your middle and ring finger.

This will allow you to keep a much tighter grip, as well as providing a backup weapon.

Watching sports, lifting, video games, learning a language

My current

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piers on the right

hello newcunts

this is months old by now, and some spacker spammed it every day for weeks.

strugglign to fit in lads, hmmm....
perhaps showing the ol kiwi tenacity will endear me to the populace
*struts through downtown porirua with die hard "i hate niggers" sandwich board*
only australasian 80s kids will get this

...

I-I knew that