Nicolas Cage and Wife Alice Kim Separate After 11 Years

Is he going to get JUSTed or do you think he's the only man that can truly rise above?

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He's been JUST for years already.

i wonder what happened

I don't recall seeing a Honda Civic on that list of cars to be stolen in 60 seconds.

youd have to be fucktarded in the first place to marry a asian lol

>owns a castle
>owns an island
>owns 4 yachts
>owns a private jet
I don't think so, buddy

Alice: You've changed! I can't keep pretending like things are okay! What happened to you? I need to go. You're just not crazy enough anymore.

Quality comment.

Nic Cage can't be JUST'd, he's the living embodiment of JUST. He's like a Chaos god from 40k or something.

Good. I'm making my directorial debut and my budget is around 300 dollars. Nic cage and Eric Roberts will do nicely.

Yeah, and he's in hock on all of that, which is why he takes any B-grade role you throw his way.

He got too cagey.

>Wife Alice Kim Separate After 11 Years

So he married her when she was a toddler cause she looks 12 on that picture

Nigga, he's been doing that for literally decades.

Eric Roberts is a great actor. He's just not able to say no.

hollywoodreporter.com/news/nicolas-cage-criticizes-hollywoods-lack-649992
>After praising his female co-star Liu Yifei's performance and saying how much he enjoyed working with the Chinese industry, Cage added: “I hope that we will see more Chinese actors in American cinema too. We do see Gong Li, Zhang Ziyi and Chow Yun Fat, but it’s very rare to see the Chinese male actor in Hollywood movies, which is something I take great umbrage with. You know, my son [Kal-El Cage] is Asian. He may want to direct one day; he may want to be an actor like his father -- and I want that to be open to him. So I want to make some kind of effort to see more of that happen in Hollywood.”

>asians aging

Now he'll really need to find that third treasure senpai.

Is this supposed to be shocking? it is extremely obvious he is a weeb.

asians are usually the most faithful though, you'd have to be truly fucktarded to marry a western white woman.

i see Sup Forums is awake.

Back to twitter, underage nigger.

>Having an half-asian son
>son

You fucked up right there, Nic.

>asian mom and white dad

doomed from the start

Didn't even know this sad fuck was married to an asian.
I wonder how that will change his career or not.

Nicolas Cage is our greatest ally, thank you.

Isn't that just a common thing though? Generally speaking, asian women seem to be more homely and traditional, whereas white women especially in hollywood are much more polygamous and outgoing.

She probably wanted someone younger. I mean look at him.

Dubs confirm and so does Elliot Rodgers

Why do people not understand the JUST meme? It doesn't mean sucking at relationships, being single or whatever, but not having any money.

Nicolas Cage is, despite being a terrible actor, one of the best paid actors in Hollywood.

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You sons of bitches told me Asian women didn't pull this kind of shit!

It depends.

Some are super consumerist and only attracted to money.Normally those are the ones weebs pine after appearence wise too.

I'm writing a story about two old gangsters who are gay and a crazy woman pregnant with their jizz cocktail so they won't know who the father is. All three of them have to drive from Utah to California to start their new lives on the west coast before the baby is due. Hijinks ensue. I think I can get both Cage and Roberts

What JUST girls are out there? Preferably formerly hot daughters on sitcoms who can't find work now

>not having money
What do you think happens in a divorce you ducking dumbass? He's going to lose at least HALF of EVERYTHING. He's also going to give her half of all future income. But her? She owes him nothing. That's fucking JUST.

He might have gotten a pre nup

also he has a hollywood family dynasty,he will NEVER be poor

Christina Applegate
Ariel Winter
AnnaSophia Robb
Nikki Cox

>Kal-El Cage
There is a child named after a capeshit hero...

careful of that spellcheck, phonefag

cage named himself after one

>kal-el cage
poor fucker

NOTHING is ''JUST'' you dumb memerer. Go spout black twitter meme garbage on black twitter.

asian women are crazy, and most of them place money/status above all

Yeah my bad. I'm posting at work i.e. getting paid to post. You're doing it for free though?

Having people call you Kal isn't too weird of a name.

You're in the wrong place, kid.

Is it his son or his wife's son?

he picked his own name Cage from the character Luke Cage.

back to twitter fag our nic has a prenup and family money, he is unjustable and he's one of the best actor of our time, be glad you're able to nask in his glory while he's still alive and well

PS the Ghost Riders are the only decent marvel flicks together with tobey's spidey

>prenup
>implying that means absolutely anything in 2016
don't make me laugh

>An actor who gets constantly hired is JUST
Lurk for another 2 years before you start posting

it does when you have a wealthy family that has the best jew lawyers money can buy on stand by.

baka

The chinese dont age well

Kek. Eastern women these days are no better than western women. They'll marry you either for money or status.


If you want a fateful wife you'd have to marry a muslim woman.

So his wife is in the Snoopy suite?

Owns HALF of all that soon!

Oh god, he's already broke.....I mean not everyone is Eric Roberts who can actually break space/time and make more than one movie at a time.

His movies cant get shittier, what will become of him now?!

Why would he get divorced with such a qt? After having kids no less?

>doubting the coppola senpai

what is it like to live in such bliss?

oops,lol

Because he could easily get one younger then her and without the sass

She's gonna break her rusty cage

Didn't he get arrested for hitting her or some shit a few years ago?

She probably hit him and flipped it.Asians can be pretty kooky.

Wants a BBC for her TAP not his LWD iykwim

He fucked up. She looked like a qt and had no ties to hollywood

. Also divorcing after having a kid is pretty evil, unless it was for a really good reason.

>you'd have to be fucktarded in the first place to marry

fixed

There are millions of qts in asia alone,why would he suffer if he can just find another woman?

He already had a kid with her. Not those million other qt's

Cage/Seagal spies in Asia movie when?

Give him some time

>why would he suffer

he also has a kid from his first marriage,so it is nothing new to him

kek

At 18 worked as a sushi waitress, proposed on a helicopter ride. thought they split up when he got drunk in public in New Orleans. 32 now

That is pretty taboo,impressive he never got any shit for it

Could have been worse. Can you imagine being a half Asian kid named ghost rider?

Impressive that he got away with this, with a Korean girl,some other Asian yeah but Koreans seem pretty hard core culture wise.

Kal-El Cage should have playdates with Pilot Inspektor Lee and Apple Martin

I would love to see a movie that is just nic cage fighting Asian women John wick style. Like a cross between saw/the raid/John wick/crank

>JUST

This is actually a great idea

nicolas cage has been careening towards his early demise for years now. the nigga looks like he's a straight up alcoholic and I'm putting money down that he's dead within 5 years

Will his life become Vampires Kiss at some point is what I wonder

>He's also going to give her half of all future income
>Living in a country that supports this

Hahahaha, Cuckland.